Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

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Bucephalus said:
A tragedy in five parts.

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Calm down, Zoella. This isn't the end of the world, but consider your last post; reflect yourself again...

This is Zoey, so she wouldn't listen and lay waste on every opportunity like denying signing after your final semester tests. Is it your fault, or their fault, Zoey? Do you walk while holding your phone, or even look at the traffic light while walking? Because it's retarded to walk through moving vehicles when the green light is up and focused on social media at the same time, they'll honk at you because you didn't read the sign.
 
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Oh no, Zoey lost her pink triangle :'(
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New stories, Zoey supports piracy I guess
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And some new Xeets where Zoey gloats about how amazing and pretty she is + lusting after Danganronpa characters.
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(This was most likely a response to one of her various violent threats that she had enough sense to delete before Xitter could ban her again)
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Schizoid Wife said:
New stories, Zoey supports piracy I guess
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And some new Xeets where Zoey gloats about how amazing and pretty she is + lusting after Danganronpa characters.
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(This was most likely a response to one of her various violent threats that she had enough sense to delete before Xitter could ban her again)
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Ah a zoomie learning how to Torrent. Truly groundbreaking.
 
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Schizoid Wife said:
Stop doubting her intelligence! She's clearly very smart if she was able to figure this out!
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Lol. I am saddened by my generation. Smartphones made everyone born after 2005 dumb as rocks when it comes to basic online tasks. Yes piracy cool. Woo. Next Zoey is gonna tell us the history of LimeWire lmao and how nobody ever heard of it before she just did.
 
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Axiom the Fucker said:
That explains the massive retardation, I almost feel bad for calling her a retard.
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I legit think that half her issues are from sleep deprivation alone. I wish she'd form some healthier habits, I'm sure it'd go a long way. Even just slightly fucked up sleep has a pretty big impact on cognitive function. There are days I push it and I can barely read or speak the next.
 
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Zoey just so you know theres a method to access the site where even KF mods like @Trombonista can't ban you. You see Null uses PHP, HTML, SQL and a special extension that can see your PCs hardware, so even if you use a VPN they can still see it's your device.

If you use windows, the what you need to do is delete system 32, the folder path is:
C;/Windows\System32\

Removing this also removes the staffs ability to see your PCs hardware, as the extension connects to your system.
 
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NerdShamer said:
I bet that they just gave her one of those giant tablets that was preloaded with baby games and an text-to-speech app while she was in school
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I kind of doubt this one, we know what she sounds like and I don't really think she sounds like she has a speech disorder. If she had one of those, she clearly outgrew it.
 
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Vibe_Guy said:
Zoey just so you know theres a method to access the site where even KF mods like @Trombonista can't ban you. You see Null uses PHP, HTML, SQL and a special extension that can see your PCs hardware, so even if you use a VPN they can still see it's your device.

If you use windows, the what you need to do is delete system 32, the folder path is:
C;/Windows\System32\

Removing this also removes the staffs ability to see your PCs hardware, as the extension connects to your system.
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I’ve done this Zoella. It really works.
 
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Vibe_Guy said:
Zoey just so you know theres a method to access the site where even KF mods like @Trombonista can't ban you. You see Null uses PHP, HTML, SQL and a special extension that can see your PCs hardware, so even if you use a VPN they can still see it's your device.

If you use windows, the what you need to do is delete system 32, the folder path is:
C;/Windows\System32\

Removing this also removes the staffs ability to see your PCs hardware, as the extension connects to your system.
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I fucking love you rn, that is genius.
 
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