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You have to love how he names the muscle, just to look smart. Even a physician wouldn't bother to name the muscle if they knew it because they would know it looks pretentious as fuck.
Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents
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...I think he has actually just forgotten he's supposed to be a woman.
Or maybe it's a crafty attempt to deceive the monstrous, galaxy conquering uberfascist that isDarth VaDr. Joe. A masterful display of lateral thinking, sirmadamoiselle.
Or maybe it's a crafty attempt to deceive the monstrous, galaxy conquering uberfascist that is
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Chaalie! We can still play nightcrawlers!
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No other human in his life. No life goals. No prospects. Just recriminations and possessions, which he touts in cutesy terms because he's actually seething over not being able to harm his family further and seize their money.
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Is that what remains of his hair in the top left? It looks like a used steel wool pad was glued to the side of his head. Disgusting.
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And pending felony charges.
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I, honest to god, thought this was a picture of NOFX frontman Fat Mike at first glance.
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amazing, just objects and resentments (also objects). this nigga's like gollum
"nobody's tried to take my Precious for two whole years, yes, yes Precious. No nasty stinking hobbitses or horrible Bagginses tried to steal the only Precious, yes."
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"[the cat] ate wet food and dry food and drank water"
How much narcissistic rage do you think Dr. Joe Muscato has to suppress at the fact that not only is his daughter a superior guitar player but she has a cat that does this?
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An ad for a pet feeder prompts Dave to write an essay about FuzzFace.
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He went live to talk about his guitar and have a quick jam sesh. It's mostly boring, but here's the outro where FuzzFace gets him to giggle with glee.
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He had another round of the radio frequency ablation procedure for his chronic debilitating back pain.
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More FuzzFace obsession.
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He started up a broadcast channel on Facebook that nobody will care about.
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He went live to talk about his guitar and have a quick jam sesh. It's mostly boring, but here's the outro where FuzzFace gets him to giggle with glee.
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He had another round of the radio frequency ablation procedure for his chronic debilitating back pain.
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More FuzzFace obsession.
He started up a broadcast channel on Facebook that nobody will care about.
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Just what the bored world's cried out for! Fame and popularity will follow bigly! It's like FDR's Fireside Chats except with a cat.
"Wanna go out tonight, honey?"
"Naw, let's stay in and listen to that Missouri person's fascinating trauma history and medical details!"
"Hell, yeah. And the memes!"
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If Dave's telling the truth about his life with the cat, and that he's really letting the cat boss him around with communication buttons, good.
The "emotional support animal" thing is usually a grab for special treatment, but in this case we actually have a pet taking one for the team and keeping Dave away from his parents, making him take walks, keeping him from posting so much. This is the best case scenario for giving a lolcow a pet.
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Which is exactly what a person being harassed, stalked and living in fear would do.
I hope the good Dr's lawyer is all over this shit.
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two solid minutes of dave staring at the bride. the body language of the groom does not read like he really wants to be there. awkward.
fancy. all the dive bars i've gone to, you buy a drink, drop a couple of quarters, and play.
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It’s his latest ploy for attention. I’m guessing people got tired of the abuse rants. “I ran out of milk today. And it made me think about how narcissists always have plenty of milk. Like my father, Dr Joe Muscato…”
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Also, he's somehow trained his cat to understand the concept of "put this food in the fridge so it doesn't spoil"... the story was obvious bullshit, but that "All Done" button pushed it into the realm of the impossible. "I'm hungry" and "I want to play" are concepts that an animal can comprehend, but "I am finished with this food for the foreseeable future" is a whole lot more abstract and doesn't come with any kind of positive reenforcement.
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I don't believe Dave's story either (although he was offering spare buttons to another person in his geographical area), but I have had cats who would "bury" their food when they were done with it. This didn't really work because they were just pawing at the linoleum, except it did cue the human that the cat wasn't going to eat it now. Cats don't understand food preservation but the concept of "get this out of here however it is you people do it" isn't too far-fetched.
Dave's really into describing how he feeds this cat and the cat doesn't feel food insecure so it doesn't overeat. (And also how he doesn't tie food into behavior... except for the behavior of using the communication buttons.) Maybe he's trying to improve his image and knows write about caring for something other than himself, but the only thing his loveless goblin self can think of is "IDK cats need food; that's something to work with."
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It's like Dave's well-fed cat prattle is like his guitar prattle. He is the expert enlighting his lessers about his greatness.
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If I remember right from ten years ago it's one of them highfalutin "pool hall first" type places with full size tables.
None of his other shit makes any sense though. They either had an off-duty in-uniform cop hired as security (super common in the Midwest) or the staff called the cops on some specific person they didn't like.
Bars are never big cop callers in MO. Basically every jurisdiction around here has a formal or informal rule that if they get called out to your place more than 3-5 times a year your liquor license gets reviewed for being a problem location.
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