DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Man that rant earlier really was something. This idea that he believes he has anything worth saying or the world would be improved if people took him seriously is some next level coping. I do like how he lists gamer gate as one of the topics worth hearing his opinion about lol

Like yeah Dave you avoided a scammer, do you think they were trying to scam people one at a time? Most of the FGC people that got fucked we’re likely already fucked before you said anything

He also blames detractors for why the world is so stupid now.

And of course all he can do is resort to petty personal insults against detractors, why have nothing without him. Like Phil genuinely put down the bottle. Most people have lives beyond what you see online, making a video about doesn’t mean they don’t do shit with their life, and if they don’t, who cares.

Wtf do you do? You sit at home with a fat wife watching tv and playing mobile games, and shopping. You can’t tell us the last time you had a night out with friends, hell the last time you played games with friends, the last time you left town with your wife. You do nothing

And of course he doesn’t realize how much he’s insulting his own fans, like if detractors are lifeless losers because they always watch you and clip you, what does that say about the losers who watching your full streams every single day? Aren’t they just as big of losers for constantly watching you? Or do you only become a loser when you do something negative, obviously nobody who’s positive in a stream everyday is a loser in real life!

His only coping mechanism is convincing himself that his trolls are bigger loser than him behind the scenes, because that somehow changes he’s still a loser lol.

 

[Twrx]

I just listened to the rant, and God damn, his delusion can be seen from space. Thinking YouTube and the world as while would be worse without him, and that in not so many words, people hating him has created the downfall of the Western world.

 

[johnkimble123]

I don't like Steveofthedead, but he said something in relation to Phil crying about Tevin that I think is relevant here. It would appear DSP never experienced an older relative dying growing up. All ofhis grandparents were dead before he was born, or died when he was too young to remember, no one in his extended family seems to have died that left an impact on him.

It's worse, his aunt passed and he was more upset about losing that income on the CT condo than anything

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Slayer "accidently " gifts 30 subscriptions to kick instead of 10.to hit the goal. Now slayer wants a refund, ur telling me.ur dent badges aren't enough

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Slayer "accidently " gifts 30 subscriptions to kick instead of 10.to hit the goal. Now slayer wants a refund, ur telling me.ur dent badges aren't enough

Fking retard. Guess he's gonna have to go a few months without getting singapore propaganda from phil to make up for this loss.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Slayer "accidently " gifts 30 subscriptions to kick instead of 10.to hit the goal. Now slayer wants a refund, ur telling me.ur dent badges aren't enough

It's too bad the autistic badge punishes the poster instead of the idiot being autistic (Slayer). We also really need a laughing react for boneheads like Slayer.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

God... That rant was amazing. We're reaching new peaks of DeeTractor Kahntent, folks, and its gonna keep spiraling down towards the Lovecraftian being underground, Uzumaki style.
This is officially my favorite DSP Arc after The CRAG Interview and The Ackcident.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

He said he buys himself a lottery ticket every year on his birthday as a present. Of course, since this is Phil, he's really buying at least one a week.

Knowing Phil, I can see this as a once a week thing. If my lore is correct, he would drop HUNDREDS of dollars on lottery tickets when he was working at Wells Fargo and he stopped doing it once he got laid off from the helicopter company, and he stopped doing it. Well, he just spent his money on other stupid shit - the figures and hoarding his mature adult house with a bunch of gamer shit.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Knowing Phil, I can see this as a once a week thing. If my lore is correct, he would drop HUNDREDS of dollars on lottery tickets when he was working at Wells Fargo and he stopped doing it once he got laid off from the helicopter company, and he stopped doing it. Well, he just spent his money on other stupid shit - the figures and hoarding his mature adult house with a bunch of gamer shit.

Imagine if he won the lottery? Would he still stream for the love of th3 game? How much would go to door dash/wwe champions? Would khat divorce him for half?

 

[Peko]

Imagine if he won the lottery? Would he still stream for the love of th3 game? How much would go to door dash/wwe champions? Would khat divorce him for half?

I think he's said before that if he had won the lottery or at the very least "had millions of dollars" that he would still be streaming games because it's what he loves. Although in his latest "promo" he mentions that he'd have nothing but free time which I can only assume to mean he'd quit streaming lol. Who the hell knows.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Imagine if he won the lottery? Would he still stream for the love of th3 game? How much would go to door dash/wwe champions? Would khat divorce him for half?

He would stream only once, to mock everyone that said he’s a broke bitch. If he won 5 million it would be gone in a year. Easily. Khet wouldn’t divorce him because she’s a fat retarded bitch. That would require effort on their parts too.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

If dsp won the lottery he'd take the lump sum, spend it all without realizing the tax implications of winning the lottery, then get fucked by said implications.

 

[flatsoda]

From today's (December 20, 2024) episode of The Level One Copecast.
I know that the main event from this was the multiple delusional detractor rants, but I want to highlight one of the smaller moments that really made me laugh.

Spoiler: I Told You About The Argentinian Memberships! Why Won't You Listen To Me!

Dude!
I contacted YouTube about the whole Argentinian membership thing.
How people were-- were using VPNs to buy Argentinian memberships, and gift them to channels.
Not just mine!
But, prominent YouTube channels, getting these YouTube memberships that are worth nothing.
So, it says you got a hundred members and you made five cents!
Right?
YouTube not only refused to even understand what I was saying, but then insisted that I didn't know what I was talking about.
And said that I was being rude!
*SMUG CHUCKLE*
*PUNCHABLE SMIRK*
But I'm showing you the evidence!
I'm literally showing you the date, when the memberships came in.
*PUNCHES HIS SOFT LITTLE RIGHT FIST INTO HIS SOFT LITTLE LEFT HAND*
I'm showing you how this person, who obviously doesn't live in Argentina did it.
*PUNCHES HIS SOFT LITTLE RIGHT FIST INTO HIS SOFT LITTLE LEFT HAND*
Violated the system, and I'm showing you how this could ruin YouTube channels.
And you're going to tell me I'm a liar?
*SMUG PUNCHABLE SMIRK*
To my face!
*TAKES A SIP*
*CHEWS WATER*
That's just how they operate, it's pretty sad.

Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell complains about how YouTube Support treats creators and reveals that when the Argentinian Gifted Memberships Arc began earlier this year, YouTube Support not just ignored Mr. Darksyde's plea that they do something about it, they told him that he was wrong and that he was being rude.
What are the odds that he was even talking to another human?
It's more likely that he was raging at a YouTube Support bot and even whatever Google A.I. Customer Support bot that was sent out to deal with DSP, got frustrated with Mr. Darksyde's condescension and called him out on his rudeness.

One of my favorite details about the Argentinian Gifted Memberships Arc, is how the Argentinian sub bombs completely kneecapped Mr. Darksyde's scheme to triple dip on YouTube memberships by launching the DSP Throw 'Acks channel. So, when DSP Throw 'Acks launched, with it's collection of shitty A.I. upscaled old DSPGaming gameplay videos spliced with stolen cutscene footage from other YouTube channels, instead of squeezing another hundred YouTube gifted memberships from the Sugar Daddies that were autistically hellbent on keeping his YouTube membership count high, he instead got hundreds of Argentinian memberships that were worth pennies.
I know that FriendQuest and the subsequent Qween Smugsydephil Arc were nuts, but early 2024 was a wild time in the DSP Autism Vortex.

Also, while DSP may not be rocking The Classic, any Lolcow wearing a horizontal-striped longsleeved rugby shirt is automatically going to be compared to Chris-chan.
That's just the rule.

The Grift Continues . . .

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

If dsp won the lottery he'd take the lump sum, spend it all without realizing the tax implications of winning the lottery, then get fucked by said implications.

And be RIGHT back to where he started within five/six months. Not realizing that when you win the lottery, it puts you in a different tax bracket and you have to pay taxes in that new tax bracket. Just imagine him winning all that money, gloating to everyone that he's rich and we're not, basically think the Million Dollar Man Ted Diabse promo...and come back five/six months later with the *Sigh* "Hey, guys! Phil here....and look. I gotta be honest with you guys. Winning the lottery was the WORST thing to ever happen to me. Yes, worst than my aunt dying and not getting any income from my condo back in CT....."

There are SO many case studies of people that won the lottery and going broke within a year or two years of winning it, and regretting winning the money. Hell, one person was killed because he won the lottery.

Phil wouldn't upgrade his house, he wouldn't pay off the WAKhando, he wouldn't pay off his car, etc....it would go RIGHT into gacha, gin, and DoorDash. Oh, that trip to Japan soulmaid always wanted to go to? Sorry! Khat and Phil can take a staycation in Seattle for three weeks and Doordash food to the hotel room, while they sit on their asses and watch movies and shows on their phones.

Basically, Phil wouldn't stream for a few months, until he has to waddle his fat ass back to his mature adult office and beg once the money runs out.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

If dsp won the lottery he'd take the lump sum, spend it all without realizing the tax implications of winning the lottery, then get fucked by said implications.

I now need Phail to win the lottery.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

This made me realize something. The sudden nonstop talking about Muh Machoor HwYfe, the lack of calling his detractors "basement losers, while I have a HwYfe and an adult home, loooser!", the ever increasing doordashing, no more home cooking since a while ago, no more Jasper stuff or Buy Muh Kitty Toys crap nor any Khat cameos.

 

[SlushFiend]

The only thing that I would love to see if he did win the lottery would be the documentary after him spending all of it.
The interviewer asking what compelled him to spend so much and him snorting angrily " I used to be the top gaming youtuber man, it's all my detractors fault" *snort*
The look of confusion on the interviewer's face would be priceless.

 

[PaulBearer]

I've been hate watching Phil for years, only through the filter of the good samaritans never felt the need to post on the farms about him but Goddamn that rant had me shaking my head uncontrollably.

He really thinks he's the centre of the universe doesn't he? Zero insight, zero humility...zero! lol

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"All the people who made memes about me ruined my opportunity to help people, it's their fault I couldn't save YouTube, it's their fault I was a joke, detractors are nothing without me and the world needs me to exist, YouTube needs me to exist, content creators wouldn't exist without me", on and on and on...

First of all, whoever's making the Top 10 Worst Moments of 2024 must be seething because this rant was on the level of the EAT IT! rant and they have to do a bunch of work fixing the script now.

Second, I vaguely remember him saying that he watched It's a Wonderful Life a few years ago around Christmas time. I think that this movie has probably been added to the Burnell yearly Christmas movie rotation together with Scrooged because an aspect of the movie appeals to his raging narcissism in the exact way that today's rant went. I'm not gonna go into details because you can just look up the movie's plot sinopsis yourselves, but one aspect of it involves George, the main character, contemplating suicide and saying that he wishes he never existed and a guardian angel preventing him from doing so by showing George how much worse off his family and the town he lived in would've been if it weren't for him. Now of course just like Scrooged he doesn't get why George's non-existence would impact the town in such a negative way, it wasn't because he merely existed, it's because he sacrificed all the opportunities life gave him for the benefit of other people and those sacrifices paid back with dividends at the end of the movie where the townsfolk donate money to save his company and he's told that he is "the richest man in town" because he has so many friends and a supportive family.

 

[Balr0g]

I don't know about lottery in the Us but here lottery wins are tax free and don't up your tax bracket if you are just employed because the wage you earn determines your tax bracket. Of course if you put said lottery win to work i.e. stocks that income is then taxable (well duh). Also: when you hit the jackpot the lottery company sends you someone who will hand you the money (you will remain annonymous to the audience) and will try to prepare you mentally of what is to come once you hold that sum of money in your hands. You think Phil would actually listen? Or just turn into a bobble head while thinking of how many Hogans he can pull all at once?

But you know what would be the icing on the cake that was Phil's drunken, delusional rant from yesterday? Kino Casino listen and reacting to it, hopefully tearing him a new asshole. The perfect end to the Casino arc with the Casino destroying the King. Then again their audience is just as retarded as Phil's so it might actually reinforce the King meme