Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 97 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.6%

  • Total voters
    392
Breaking Balldo News is very clearly Commonwealth educated.
BBN is himedall confirmed.

Though, really, that's not proof of much. You can set your spellcheck or phone autocorrect to English UK if you wanted to add a little layer of opsec to your gayops. Slang and terminology differences are harder to fake consistently, but I don't see anything distinctly unAmerican in those tweets. They do use the " quotes instead of the ' quote but " quotes are pretty ubiquitous in English now. Not using contractions is an ESL quirk but that only happens once in the first tweet.
 
Though, really, that's not proof of much. You can set your spellcheck or phone autocorrect to English UK if you wanted to add a little layer of opsec to your gayops.
Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

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Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

most brits are colonial subjects of their american overlords now. They even use 'mommy' a lot now.
 
Reading the tea leaves, I don't think the facebook post has anything to do with his former boss. It seems somebody threw some work at him. Apparently the client is a complete scumbag that he wants to beat with a bat and he needs a shower for helping him. The scumbag nature of the client is probably why he got it.
Well he picked his industry and he needs to grow up. This is like a drug dealer bitching about dealing with junkies.

Soon he'll be bitching about some asshole client who filed a complaint for this bitchass behavior.
 
It looks like Lewis and White did work for a different atty with same client. Not sure who Todd Deal is. The client is what Nick aspires to be.

A different case highlights the magnitude of incompetence. 27-CV-24-144 in MN. The Lewis and White show (Lewis was lead). $10 mil malpractice claim on behalf of veteran. Looks like a decent case on outset. Thwarted by Lewis and those pesky rules. This time he thought e-mail was proper service and also forgot how a calendar worked. Dismissed with prejudice. Same team lost the federal case (22-cv-02870) b/c they didn't know the difference between contractor and employee. A new malpractice should be launched against the lawyers.

And white doesn't have liability insurance. Can attorneys be insured through their firm? Bot Nick and Lewis have insurance.
He really did hire the lawyer working out of the back of a nail salon

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The less time we spend thinking about that retard the better. I'm glad they fucked off.
 
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Exactly how bad would his filings be if he lowered his standards from the rock bottom level he filed that shitty appeal brief from? Also great attorney/client privilege breach. It's like this entire drama is nothing but clowns all the way down.
The cuck chose vices over and over again, wrecked his life before his kids had a chance to have a career. His oldest son is 16. Do you honestly think he has money for college or can even attend at this point?
He's openly said he's not giving them a dime for college. Cocaine is much more important.
Be that as it may, if in this client's shoes in the fight of your life with your very physical liberty at stake, would you much appreciate one of your attorneys blabbing all over social media about how he'd "rather take a baseball bat to [you] as soon as look at [you]"? But I guess that's the sort of professionalism we can expect from the lolyers to whom Nick chose to entrust his entire future. This guy sure can pick 'em!
This is one of those disbarment things. It's absolutely incompetent to be spewing enough details in public that the prosecution can now figure out what strategy he's planning.
 
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Okay, but then answer me this...

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Why didn't it auto correct "diversion program" to "diversion programme."

To be clear, I'm not thinking British. You're correct that would be super obvious. Himedall, for example, talks about lorries and barristers. I said Commonwealth.

Who writes almost like an American, but not quite like an American?

Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!
 
It seems strange to me that he can't see another person that wants to see him based on a court order. I can understand not having the slag in his home or around his kids but how can the court make it illegal to shack up in a hotel room or something? Unless he's that desperate to have her next to him with the Joker (raped in the newest movie) behind them. I'm no expert on the law or anything but I've never heard of a no-contact order for two people that don't mind contacting before. Correct me if I'm wrong.

It's unenforceable and ridiculous as a practical matter. We all know that your average serious drug dealer is probably hanging out with other felons despite what any plea agreement says. It simply gives the State leverage if the person commits any future crimes.
I have picked up watching bail hearings and arraignments as my legal entertainment, and it's very normal for the judge to read off the list of probation terms and include, "No contact with co-defendant(s)." It's a very standard term. And you have people get dragged back in for violating no contact orders when both parties want contact, and the judge tells them that it doesn't matter if the other person says, "Yes, you can come see me," the judge said, "No, you can't see them," and no civilian overrides the judge.

Whether they get caught, how easy it is to avoid detection, and how strict the PO is at monitoring things is a case-by-case matter. Nick's list of potential snitches include: his immediate family (either Kayla or oldest son who promised to monitor parental misbehavior could be motivated to snitch), extended family, the law community, the Steel Toe fans, his church/homeschool community, and anyone else in the local area who he's rubbed the wrong way. This is a small town, it's a lot harder to keep things on the down-low. And doing the extra work of sneaking off somewhere far enough away that the locals won't recognize either him or April will be a more time intensive process with the possibility of drawing extra attention.

As to how much his PO is going to ride his ass on enforcement, well, we all know how much Nick loves being told what to do, and how he's a gentleman with people who he gets in a snit about... I don't think it's a stretch to think that his PO will very soon come to the opinion that he'd rather have Nick in jail than have to keep dealing with him

Of course, he won't go to jail on his first infraction, at least not for more than a day or two. He'll be brought back in front of the judge, given a higher bail, and possibly an ankle bracelet. If he and April get matching ankle jewelry, then it becomes the easiest thing in the world to know if they're violating the terms of their probation by hooking up.
 
Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!
Plot twist:
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But this would be the funniest:
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Kayla is content with her current reality no matter how dire it is.
Kayla filing for divorce is not the scenario in my headcanon; Nick would be doing it.

it's very normal for the judge to read off the list of probation terms and include, "No contact with co-defendant(s)."
I mean, she's changed her name to April Law. Would post-divorce nuptials in Vegas exempt them from the no-contact conditions?
🤔 No one puts Nicky in a corner. "He wants what he wants."

(I did google it. Technically Nick and April would need to motion the Court to modify the order. I wouldn't put it past them. There's also a case that, as of 2022, was going to the MN Supreme Court challenging the constitutionality of no-contact orders.)
 
Dear god...

IT WAS WARSKI THE WHOLE TIME!
Honestly, that would make sense. Warski should have the time to run two accounts.

Plus, Warski and BBN are on good terms with Aaron. Aaron could’ve been told by Warski that BBN is him, so that they could gay op the audience by leaking in a way that wouldn’t source from the Casino directly.

Hell, the Casino immediately runs stories based on whatever BBN posts too.
 
But this would be the funniest:
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Funniest, yes, but Lucas wouldn't be caught dead saying anything positive about KF. Not even on a sock.

Kayla filing for divorce is not the scenario in my headcanon; Nick would be doing it.
Mine too.

He'll divorce her to run off with some younger floozy with a body that he doesn't consider "destroyed." April preferably, but it could end up being somebody else.

You know... like the self-indulgent piece of shit he is.

Andrew, Meme Copium and some others seem to believe it likely as well.
 
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