A Wonderful Snort - A Look at Philip Paul Baily's Life

[Brother Wind]

Second, I vaguely remember him saying that he watched It's a Wonderful Life a few years ago around Christmas time. I think that this movie has probably been added to the Burnell yearly Christmas movie rotation together with Scrooged because an aspect of the movie appeals to his raging narcissism in the exact way that today's rant went

This gave me an amazing idea. And it is Christmas time. And we have all been quite angry at each other this year. I think we all need to come gather round the fire, sit down and engage in some Christmas style Autism. Especially after his rant today.

Lets all share our dumbest fan fiction for the way the world will be different if Phil Burnell was never born. Would Leanna have her own global cosmetic company? Would his parents be living in a much nicer Connecticut town? Would Tevin have a successful rap career? Would Doody be dangling from the rafters? Would 9/11 have been conmpletely averted? I wanna hear what you guys have!

 

[myone]

Well, the obvious one first: T would still be alive and probably gone to cure cancer.

When it comes to youtube and gaming, we already know what detrimental effect he had on game development (God of War) and he probably played a huge role in starting gaming content off on the wrong foot. Took quite a while until peope who put in actual effort overtook his slop. On the other hand: I firmly believe if it weren't for DSP, a different kind of asshole would've produced the same garbage.

There might also be some poor person whose life took a wrong turn because they didn't get the job at Sikorsky, when Sikorsky chose to hire the nepo baby Phil.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Kat would be much skinnier and much happier. She may even still have a small stream following. Probably branched out to Cooking with ChaosRealm01 even

 

[Love Is Blue]

dave would be happily married to rambo

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Derich, without dsp to distract him and without trolls watching his every move, dives deeper into the pedo rabbithole and eventually becomes a highly successful politician.

 

[Brother Wind]

dave would be happily married to rambo

His Dad?

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Some poor kid would have gotten that Wolverine toy for Christmas. Oh wait he did anyway because Phil's parents never bought it

 

[millais]

Scopely is contemplating shutting down WWE Champions in FY 2023 due to fall in revenue.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

Sikorsky Aircraft buys out Lockheed Martin and becomes the leading supplier for the military. David Burnell rises through the ranks and eventually claims ownership of the company. He divorces Linda for a much younger girl from Allentown, PA who has a thing for polish guys. Despite her annoying behavior, she becomes a mother to one of the world's most gifted men who selflessly helps disabled, troubled and porn addicted youths from all over the world. Institutes for mental health are established in every country and Derich never commits a series of murders including an 11 year old girl who would go on to cure cancer and blood-borne diseases.

 

[Balr0g]

Respect the Pack become sucessful video makers because they find a partner that actually pays them (not in exposure but hard cash)
Video games become less shit because no one will take the footage of Phil "I can be good at games" Burnell as base for new gameplay mechanics to guide even the dumbest player
Youtube saves a lot of space due to no one spamming 40 videos a 10 minutes a day
Null is less irritated with parts of his forum