Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

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-The delightful black stubble covering the whole thing

We're seeing more 5 o'clock shadowed rotdogs lately. Is it impatience or poor planning (or negligent docs?) that's making these gals skip the donor site electrolysis? Avoidance of zapper pain? (Hit a nerve and that shit really hurts.) Or are they being honest with themselves that it's just to pee (and bulge) and no one else is going to see or touch it?

At any rate, unless she shaves it that thing is going to be as fuzzy as her thigh in no time.
They're lucky arm hair doesn't grow like facial hair. Although the idea of rotdog with a mustache is amusing, I mean let's be real it wouldn't look any fucking stupider than they do already.
They could even do competitions for best 'dog beard.
I want to see a Pooner with a rotdog that looks like JEB Stuart
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I don't even know what I'm looking at. Why does she have donut sprinkles inside her body?
That's a really good question. They're so random, and the majority are exactly the same size. Some kind of staple in whatever she's sitting on is showing up in the xray maybe?

It took me a while, but once I figured out that the ghostly round thing at 10 o'clock was her femur ball and the pointy ghostly thing next to her old female urethra (that chihuahua-in-a-shoe shape) was the bottom of her pelvis (the ischial tuberosity) it made more sense.

That arching, tapered at both ends white worm shape is her new man made urethra inside the rotdog. Filled with contrast dye. Note the inconsistent diameter. Nice roll job, Doc. I suspect that where that connects to the chihuahua in the shoe ( her old female urethra) is the location of the stricture. That tapered, tight spot. Some contrast got into the old urethra making the chihuahua in the shoe shape, but it isn't making it much past that. Not up to the big bladder shape, where it should.

So we've got a white worm to chihuahua connection. Sort of. But the dye is not making it from chihuahua to bladder blob. We should see a connection there.

The female bladder-urethra combo is shaped like a comic balloon. A sphere with a tail. The distance between the two is rather short. And judging by diagrams online, the female urethra is pretty wide. Which figures: it's mostly a gravity feed that gets shut off by muscle and tissue. Not a lot of oomph is needed to empty. Lookin' at our pooner's xray here, the bladder to the very end of the rotdog is like 4x the usual distance. Maybe more. It's no wonder they have emptying and dribbling problems after everything's connected up.
 
A pooner with a horrific-looking abdominal phallo has posted a 7 week update:

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The thing is literally bursting at the seams and seems to have developed some kind of mixture of a keloid scar and a blood blister on top.




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"It gets better". Uh huh. Sure will. You can count on that.
Now, I may be wrong since medecine is not my field of study, engineering is. But I really do feel like there HAS to be a better way of creating a pseudo penis that this. What if, instead of trying to create a flesh cylinder that relies on already existing skin/muscle tissue for structural stability. You used a different material for the "skeleton"?

From what I understand, penises are made up of a specific tissue with specific properties that aren't found anywhere else on the body. So what if instead of going against biology and trying to emulate something which you physically can not emulate we used something like plastic/carbon fiber or even metal?

My idea is to stich on a rectangle piece of flayed skin on the desired position, the skin is then bent so that the cross section looks like the letter 'C'. Where the end is shut off. Whenever penetration is necessary, a tube of plastic is inserted into the flesh tube and provides the necessary structural stability of the flesh tube. This also sort of stimulates the way erections work. Well, with this you atleast have 2 modes. Flacid and fully errect, as opposed to the one "semi flacid" setting normal rotdogs have
 
My idea is to stich on a rectangle piece of flayed skin on the desired position, the skin is then bent so that the cross section looks like the letter 'C'. Where the end is shut off. Whenever penetration is necessary, a tube of plastic is inserted into the flesh tube and provides the necessary structural stability of the flesh tube. This also sort of stimulates the way erections work. Well, with this you atleast have 2 modes. Flacid and fully errect, as opposed to the one "semi flacid" setting normal rotdogs have
Real penises do not just change in firmness between placid and fully erect, they also change dramatically in size between these two states.
That is a different the rolled-up-waffle differs from an actual penis.
 
Now, I may be wrong since medecine is not my field of study, engineering is. But I really do feel like there HAS to be a better way of creating a pseudo penis that this. What if, instead of trying to create a flesh cylinder that relies on already existing skin/muscle tissue for structural stability. You used a different material for the "skeleton"?

From what I understand, penises are made up of a specific tissue with specific properties that aren't found anywhere else on the body. So what if instead of going against biology and trying to emulate something which you physically can not emulate we used something like plastic/carbon fiber or even metal?

My idea is to stich on a rectangle piece of flayed skin on the desired position, the skin is then bent so that the cross section looks like the letter 'C'. Where the end is shut off. Whenever penetration is necessary, a tube of plastic is inserted into the flesh tube and provides the necessary structural stability of the flesh tube. This also sort of stimulates the way erections work. Well, with this you atleast have 2 modes. Flacid and fully errect, as opposed to the one "semi flacid" setting normal rotdogs have

Don't let the naysayers dishearten you. I say, go for it! Why not try revolutionary new techniques to spice up the old STP game?
 
Now, I may be wrong since medecine is not my field of study, engineering is. But I really do feel like there HAS to be a better way of creating a pseudo penis that this
You are mistaken. Modern medicine is not capable of producing pseudo-organs, only sculpting flesh and scar tissue into a failed visual simulacrum.

Look at people who have had face transplants, that involves taking an already existing naturally formed facial structure and sewing it on, and they tend to look like someone set them on fire then beat the flames out with an ugly stick.

Sculpting a cock and balls from a fleshy tabula rasa is never going to work, that's why these women end up with cold, pale corpse-dicks with the proportions of a monster can and the structure of a water balloon stapled to their mons.
 
A troon who had surgery with Kamol is very-not-pleased and voices his displeasure in a mixture of impotent troon-rage and Engrish:

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Just as an example, I met Kamol at 10 am for my pot surgery,

ROFL I can't even begin to decipher what's supposedly being expressed here. "Pot surgery"?? I mean, I can deduce from the rest of his screed that he got an amhole installed, but IDK what the hell "pot" is supposed to express here.

I have no clue who did mine. I have 1 labia, it looks like straight up garbage.

...I guess 1 labia is better than none?


No pictures of the one-labiad troonhole, unfortunately.
 
"And I was dumb enough to believe it couldn't be that bad."

This really is another ultimate example in a long list of examples of how ass blasted retarded troons are. This is a major surgery! Not a bad meal at a restaurant. When a surgeon has bad reviews you AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE! You don't play with shit like this, you don't fantasize and trick yourself into believeing it won't happen to you, HE'S CARVING INTO YOUR FLESH YOUR INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE AND DELICATE GENITAL REGION EVEN!!!

Believe it couldn't be that bad...WTF.
 
Now, I may be wrong since medecine is not my field of study, engineering is. But I really do feel like there HAS to be a better way of creating a pseudo penis that this. What if, instead of trying to create a flesh cylinder that relies on already existing skin/muscle tissue for structural stability. You used a different material for the "skeleton"?

From what I understand, penises are made up of a specific tissue with specific properties that aren't found anywhere else on the body. So what if instead of going against biology and trying to emulate something which you physically can not emulate we used something like plastic/carbon fiber or even metal?

My idea is to stich on a rectangle piece of flayed skin on the desired position, the skin is then bent so that the cross section looks like the letter 'C'. Where the end is shut off. Whenever penetration is necessary, a tube of plastic is inserted into the flesh tube and provides the necessary structural stability of the flesh tube. This also sort of stimulates the way erections work. Well, with this you atleast have 2 modes. Flacid and fully errect, as opposed to the one "semi flacid" setting normal rotdogs have
The thing is though, living tissue needs various things to support it such as vascularity, nerves for sensation and movement, replenishment of worn out cells with new ones, etc.

Because of the fact that all of these things have to be in balance for tissue to be healthy, there are some practical limitations as to what can be done with it. Any major degree of surgery is going to cause extensive scarring and nerve damage unless great care is done in the process and it is literally impossible to make one type of tissue do the job of another type of tissue that it never evolved to do in the first place

Skin would break down and scar from the friction involved, and you would probably run into issues with poor circulation in the hollow section of the skin pouch, sloughed skin, hair, and other debris build-up, and probably tearing at the attachment site.

In essence, the same complications that arise with troons, as they basically have their penises inverted and turned into a flesh pocket...which becomes a passive hole for all sorts of disgusting biomatter to collect into and cause problems. In this case, the above idea would be like an "external" amhole and result in the same issues.

As you are an engineer, consider the fact that humans are made out of materials that are quite fragile and get worn out, just like with machines and buildings. While you can hypothetically replace damaged or worn components of a machine or structure, there are no practical replacements for many human structures and attempting to remodel them just makes the damage even more extensive.
 
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A troon who had surgery with Kamol is very-not-pleased and voices his displeasure in a mixture of impotent troon-rage and Engrish:

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ROFL I can't even begin to decipher what's supposedly being expressed here. "Pot surgery"?? I mean, I can deduce from the rest of his screed that he got an amhole installed, but IDK what the hell "pot" is supposed to express here.



...I guess 1 labia is better than none?


No pictures of the one-labiad troonhole, unfortunately.
"Pot" sounds like a third world euphemism for vagina. That's my guess.
 
"And I was dumb enough to believe it couldn't be that bad."

This really is another ultimate example in a long list of examples of how ass blasted retarded troons are. This is a major surgery! Not a bad meal at a restaurant. When a surgeon has bad reviews you AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE! You don't play with shit like this, you don't fantasize and trick yourself into believeing it won't happen to you, HE'S CARVING INTO YOUR FLESH YOUR INCREDIBLY SENSITIVE AND DELICATE GENITAL REGION EVEN!!!

Believe it couldn't be that bad...WTF.
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The "lesbians" of r/actuallesbians answer the question:

People who have slept with both cis and trans women, is there a difference in feel between the pussies? (Archive)

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Lmao. That's not vaginal lubrication, pal.

I'll spoiler this as some of the screenshots are long and it's the holidays, maybe you don't want to read about women's penis fluids today (then why are you here fam???)

Predictably, the subject of self lubrication is a hot topic. Some cis women don't get wet, dontchaknow! And somehow this is totally the same thing as an inverted dick not reacting to sexual arousal with lubrication because it literally doesn't have the mechanical ability to do so (because it's a chopped up cock).
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This person has a reasonable question but can't outright ask "are you people fucking insane?" or she'll be run off as a TERF.
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The troons finally picked up on the fact that she's pressing them to prove their insane claims.
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"A woman's penis is very different from a man's"

rach_lizzy hasn't personally seen an axewound but their mom insists frankenvag can be enviably perfect. This thread has plenty of evidence to the contrary.

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Here's someone being unusually honest. Downplaying no doubt but also not saying it's the best pussy they ever had.

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You know, I sincerely hope this thread inspires more troons to invert their dicks. It's like that "come join us in Equestria" rope meme but instead of a My Little Pony it's a gross seeping crotch wound that will never be anything like a woman's vagina.
 
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