DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I saw this in my youtube community posts timeline thing. Will someone be managing the estate/account of and celebrating Philip Paul Burnell over 30 years after he is dead? Hahaha I think we know the answer to that. This is what a real legacy of a positive influential artist looks like.
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Dsp has literally tried to claim he invented everything first.

Who remembers the above stream all this was taken from?
It's taken from this one, at around 15:17 or so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNvwIT01HBA&t=917s

He has another video (around that date as well) where he boldly claims that he came up with "that" (referring to shorts), at around 9:20:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5CEXlDz3k&t=560s
* He clarifies that other people were also doing such content & that he was one of them, but even in context, it's deceptive when he says "I came up with that".

Because of his ridiculous way of phrasing things, I'm sure he could argue that I'm straw-manning him, but I'm just letting the evidence speak for itself.


Was easy to find due to Snort Burnell and the comments people post in the comment section, but I believe you should have been able to find these videos just as easily by using PigPigGo, since the transcript for those do exist.
 
To be honest sometimes I envy how the narc brain works. Imagine going through life fucking over everyone who ever cared about you, being a thoroughly dislikable and unredeemable piece of shit, and thinking you can quite literally never do any wrong, because whatever you did was always the best choice because MOTHERFUCKER, YOU MADE THAT CHOICE! HAVE YOU MET YOU!? YOU'RE THE GREATEST THING SINCE JESUS!!!

I can see the appeal, but I still wouldn't be like Phil or even someone similar to him. I'll live with the insecurities.
 
It's taken from this one, at around 15:17 or so:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNvwIT01HBA&t=917s

He has another video (around that date as well) where he boldly claims that he came up with "that" (referring to shorts), at around 9:20:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq5CEXlDz3k&t=560s
* He clarifies that other people were also doing such content & that he was one of them, but even in context, it's deceptive when he says "I came up with that".
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I think the main reason for Phil's mental decline is his unbreakable narcissm straining against the increasing weight of reality.

I'm guessing most narcissists aren't as incompetent as Phil and it's fascinating to see just how far he'll go to puff himself up and deny any responsibility for his mistakes. It's like watching a machine try to adapt to a programming error--it just can't do it no matter how hard it tries.
It's not so much incompetence as the fact most narcissists aren't documenting their own lies and contradictions on stream. That's why Joon the King could make a 4-hour documentary with hundreds of these lies in it. Phil's insistence that the events he himself documents on video are made up are what makes him a lolcow. And apparently now legit delusional.
 
I can see the appeal, but I still wouldn't be like Phil or even someone similar to him. I'll live with the insecurities.
Plato said "An unexamined life is not worth living." imo DSP externalizing blame for everything is doing what that quote is warning of. But you know, Plato was probably just a mouth drooling moron and all, even though we are discussing his utterances thousands of years after his death. The guy "@MyShitSmellsLikeShit" who donates to DSP, now THAT guy has the big brains.
 
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Phil acts like he wasn't a joke since grade school. If he was so unoffensive in his younger days, he would have at least one friend to speak of in the last 25 years that could vouch for him not being a piece of shit.

Like I'm a degenerate but could find 10 people I've met since grade school that would stick up for me. Phil thinks he was beloved in the early 2010s because he was making money, but it was just because he was early to the party. His schtick has been stale since people who put more effort into making Youtube content came along, and he has never corrected that. And I'm not even saying background or hardware wise, just the effort of not doing the same boring thing. His content since 2017 has been 1 camera focused on a chair/couch and that's it. He's a boring boomer-like clown who had 1 small window of success and thinks that would have sustained forever if it were not for people calling him out.
That is one thing Phil fails to realize: he was at the GROUND FLOOR of YouTube. There was one point in time where Phil's videos were featured on the front page of YouTube, however, Phil is the textbook definition of lazy. If he JUST gave a fuck about the quality of his videos and put a HINT of effort into it, he could've been on the levels of Pewdiepie. Or, hell! Just paid an editor to edit that slop he used to spam YouTube with. Hell, this asshole was too lazy to put a 10 second clip of the Machinima logo in the beginning and/or the end of his videos when he was a partner with them....he told Machinima "That's not my job, you have someone else do it." He could splice those 4 hour videos into ten minute segments, throw a thumbnail of the game he found on Google, and add a number to it, but dropping a clip into the timeline of Windows Movie Maker, nah dood! Couldn't do that.

That is the other thing that is part of Phil's personality - he thinks money makes the person, when in actuality, money can't buy class or take the lame out of you. If you were a lame before money, you're still a lame...but, you have a fatter wallet. Money can't buy respect or admiration or make you a better person and that is the one thing Phil has failed to realize.

Also, Phil didn't use "direct capture" until 2014, which he was YEARS behind everyone else. Someone said this on Twitter, with his current setup, that this is the setup of someone from 2012 with RGB lights and basically putting calling it a e-thot setup.

Phil at one point in time had that window of opportunity to be in the Mount Rushmore of YouTubers, but decided to just coast, not realizing that being a streamer is about experimentation, changing with the times, and being entertaining. Phil is entertaining....but for ALL the wrong reasons. he's the head clown of the LOLcow circus, but he fails to realize this.

Phil: "If I didn't exist, the landscape of the internet would be different and there would be a lot of people in totally different places than they are today. My internet presence has had an impact on a lot of people."

Thread full of ridiculous users who spend every day obsessively dissecting every scrap of anything DSP says/does:
"Nuh uh! That's delusional! Where would DSP get that silly idea! Lol!"

Phil's correct, his bizarre existence has prominantly impacted the internet, and technically therefore life.
I don't know if I'd agree with his summarization that it's overall "positive", it's been a very mixed bag (although I think it's positive because it's funny and that's all I care about), but nobody can argue the enigma that is DarkSydePhil hasn't had an unusually large effect on internet culture, especially when you take into account how few other people have had a hand in Philburt's "career".

That's a well aimed holiday truth bomb.
I would go laugh at some other idiot. You act like the internet isn't full mental midgets, that Phil Burnell has the LOLcow market cornered? Have you seen the new LOLcows coming up like Wes Watson?
 
I think he actually inspired people who thought, "This idiot is making money pointing a camera at a TV screen, playing games as fast and stupidly as possible, being obnoxious, and nonstop saying dumb, unfunny crap without editing anything. I bet I could do better than that."
He's not wrong at all in that he probably did "inspire" people. But a normal person would phrase this shit totally differently and be like "sometimes I get emails or messages from people who say that inspired them to make videos and that makes me really happy". They generally also within the same hour don't say that if they won the lottery they'd spend all their money and time suing their fucking "detractors"

I mean people shit on DSP but for 2007 or whenever he started his kind of "comedy" was considered peak at the time. The type of shit that got like a hundred billion views back then wouldn't get any views today.

But of course DSP didn't really do any of this or his "comedy-style" deliberately. It was just a total accident and him copying more successful "comedy-style" people and also the result of Google/VC money being thrown around to early adopters.

In another universe YouTube became dominated by cable TV networks early on and the "little guy" never got paid anything for their videos (except for total edge cases like mrbeast) and DSP just did this as a hobby and got a normal job.

Phil's correct, his bizarre existence has prominantly impacted the internet, and technically therefore life.
I don't know if I'd agree with his summarization that it's overall "positive", it's been a very mixed bag (although I think it's positive because it's funny and that's all I care about), but nobody can argue the enigma that is DarkSydePhil hasn't had an unusually large effect on internet culture, especially when you take into account how few other people have had a hand in Philburt's "career".
The thing he doesn't understand is that he isn't the success story, he is the cautionary tale.
 
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I do like how he lists gamer gate as one of the topics worth hearing his opinion about lol
And has never ever mentioned it once before this rant.

ALT has been tracking the Kick username bans. Delusions of GranDoordash was one that gave me a chuckle.

I just listened to the rant, and God damn, his delusion can be seen from space. Thinking YouTube and the world as while would be worse without him, and that in not so many words, people hating him has created the downfall of the Western world.
Of course he conveniently keeps ignoring the first 6 years plus of his toxicity that started everything.
Imagine if he won the lottery? Would he still stream for the love of th3 game? How much would go to door dash/wwe champions? Would khat divorce him for half?
Khet would take her first ever Uber to a lawyer as Phail Chan was driving to collect the winnings.
I don't know about lottery in the Us but here lottery wins are tax free
You get whacked in the US
I'm about to drop a little holiday truth bomb on everyone, all right?
I'm still waiting for it. It's gotta be him coming out right?
Isn't there a term for this logical fallacy? This line of thinking that, "if famous person X did not do Y, then nobody would have ever done Y"?
I keep thinking about the butterfly effect.
Dsp you aint special, your impact in the lives of others is nothing more than a grain of sand in a beach.
more like the sand in his vagina. BOOM shakkalakka.
He was genuinely in a cool phase, shitting on Destiny, laughing at his own mistakes,
That shit was so fake.
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A stalker.
 
I mean people shit on DSP but for 2007 or whenever he started his kind of "comedy" was considered peak at the time. The type of shit that got like a hundred billion views back then wouldn't get any views today.
The thing is that it was completely unintentional and for years he denied being entertaining because he was comically retarded. I still remember (and you can see on some classic videos like the Lightning Returns "unboxing") how people legit wondered if Phil was an act all along because people refused to believe so stupid was a real person. You could argue that Phil fighting The End on MGS3 pioneered what eventually became Twitch plays Pokémon or π beats Pokémon, but is that a legacy you want? To be so fucking dumb people just tune in to see you perform and fail at a simple task? Because Phil denied this legacy for years and that's part of why he's such a lolcow.

Any other person would have laughed at their own ineptitude and accepted that they're basically a clown dropping his pants for laughs, but Phil truly wanted to be known as this elite gamer guru. It's the same with him beating off, of course others have done far more disturbing and horrible things, but he was THE first person retarded enough to beat off in front of the camera he uses for streaming. Every thing Phil really is a pioneer of is usually because he's just too fucking stupid that you can't believe it.
 
Btw I've seen speculation (maybe some of it was on here) on tweeter that:
  • He's been visibly drunk (or hungover) on a few streams recently
  • That maybe khet is gone (I know, I know this always comes up but his mood and shit has been super weird). He's done weird overtime and done stuff like said she was going to start cooking dinner but then minutes later says he is going to start cooking dinner. I can't remember the exact details just writing it here because that's what alottapeepul are saying
I think it's possible that he gets emotional and shit during Christmas
 
I think he actually inspired people who thought, "This idiot is making money pointing a camera at a TV screen, playing games as fast and stupidly as possible, being obnoxious, and nonstop saying dumb, unfunny crap without editing anything. I bet I could do better than that."
I'd also say Phil inspires people to say to themselves "fuck at least I'm not a begging loser going through a midlife crisis". No matter how fucked up your personal life may be going, just about everybody can at least say that.
Btw I've seen speculation (maybe some of it was on here) on tweeter that:
  • He's been visibly drunk (or hungover) on a few streams recently
  • That maybe khet is gone (I know, I know this always comes up but his mood and shit has been super weird). He's done weird overtime and done stuff like said she was going to start cooking dinner but then minutes later says he is going to start cooking dinner. I can't remember the exact details just writing it here because that's what alottapeepul are saying
I think it's possible that he gets emotional and shit during Christmas
Whether she's gone or not, pretending like their relationship isn't purely roommates or transactional is crazy. When you have to use a 5 year old photo together to show your stream audience, that says a lot. I would bet they haven't taken a photo together since the one on their wedding day. That's pathetic man. Heck, even the thumbnails for recent videos with her have a cartoon (with her looking, portly lets say).
 
The only people DSP has inspired are the plethora of mediocre streamers who think streaming is just setting up a stream on Twitch or YouTube and hitting play, nothing else. And then they wonder why no one watches their trash gameplay and utterly banal personalities.
 
The only people DSP has inspired are the plethora of mediocre streamers who think streaming is just setting up a stream on Twitch or YouTube and hitting play, nothing else. And then they wonder why no one watches their trash gameplay and utterly banal personalities.
...and Derish
 
khet is gone
I don't think she'll ever go away because as has been often pointed out by other posters, where the fuck would she go that would enable her to eat all the doordash she wants while playing skyrim all day? I feel it's more likely their roommate situation devolved even further to just "some other person living in my house".
At some point even drugged out potato Khet wouldn't have been able to stand Phil disturbing her devour and skyrim sessions to eat dinner or go out for groceries while getting pre-stream podcasted so they parted ways and now just live together with minimal contact.
 
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