Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Mother Gooseberry]

I'm quite partial to Snowflake's 'fan art' myself

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Normally I write off his videos as boring non-tent but the last couple he’s put out have had some pretty good zingers. I think the new pants showing laaaayyyyergs were part feeder bait and part feeling ashamed about him calling her mop legs

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

Normally I write off his videos as boring non-tent but the last couple he’s put out have had some pretty good zingers. I think the new pants showing laaaayyyyergs were part feeder bait and part feeling ashamed about him calling her mop legs

Yea he's not someone I religiously watch or support but I caught one of his Vlogmess reacts (I can't watch them undiluted) and he's really got his bitch on lately, and it suits him - his sketch definitely covers the basics and although the laygs were a bit thin, the mops were the added cherry of snark on top lol

For someone who doesn't watch reaction channels, really honestly truly she doesn't, she seems to react to a lot he says (and Jordy apparently, I don't watch him at all because I ain't got three hours nor can I stand seeing people throwing hundreds of dollars at him either)

 

[Mekahineyho]

What’s the best way to celebrate losing a few pounds?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

lol she even has a new set of claws to help her open up that prepackaged crap.

We all know that Amber's personality changes whenever she gets a new set of nails on. She becomes a ... Well, still a deathfat, but a deathfat with even more delusional confidence and sass.

I cannot imagine how irritating she is IRL. She's already irritating enough online.

 

[Bogliacci]

What’s the best way to celebrate losing a few pounds?
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Aaaa, cardinal cherries

 

[dead stiff]

Why did she think those pants would fit her/ look good on her!? The delusion.

I feel like she thought they’d hang off of her laygs like the photos if she bought big enough, so she’d be able to ignore how gigantic and deformed they are. She’s delusional and has admitted that ‘alls she sees is her boobs’, and thinks she’s smaller than she really is. Even went so far as to call it ‘reverse body dysmorphia’ if I remember correctly. She thought she’d look like Lizzo or some shit.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

She’s delusional and has admitted that ‘alls she sees is her boobs’, and thinks she’s smaller than she really is.

The irony, considering those tatas are the smol-est thing about her, beyond her IQ

She has the most unfortunate fat distribution I think I've ever seen

 

[Guntsress Of Diabeteeze]

She’s delusional and has admitted that ‘alls she sees is her boobs’, and thinks she’s smaller than she really is. Even went so far as to call it ‘reverse body dysmorphia’ if I remember correctly. She thought she’d look like Lizzo or some shit.

It's always funny when it comes to deathfats and their delusional "reversed body dysmorphia" because as soon as they get a "look" in public they hide and whimper like a pussy, or when a medical emergency happens, suddenly that reversed body dysmorphia shatters.. Bean bag in a hurry? Do we remember how much she milked that situation and how fatphobic it was lmao.

 

[necross]

Been lurking this thread for eons and in the light of recent events these past few months; I've been revisiting the thread and I got hit with a gut punch seeing baby Rarity. That poor sweetheart.

(Ignore the hog in the background. This ain't about her.)

She really passed away the same way she was found...Absolutely heartbreaking.

Fuck you, Amber. I know the topic has passed and she doesn't even mention Rarity anymore but it still upsets me.

 

[Major Pain]

#CatLivesMatter
#NoPetsForDeathfats

 

[KittiestKitty]

Fuck Amber. She can barely take care of her lard ass self muchless animals. We have seen this time and time again with any animals within that thing's vicinity. Same with Chantal. The two of them don't need any animals in their possession because time and time again they have shown us they cannot care for them. If you're reading this, you animal abusing cunt, fuck you, you fat bitch. Give Twonk and Wasabi to somebody that actually gives a fuck.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Fuck now I'm MATI.

This narc cunt treats her animals as naught more than accessories, kills one of them with negligence/out of convenience and when people rightfully give her shit for it, she just silences all conversation about it (because how dare people not forgive her when she's already forgiven herself).

The day where fatty will receive due punishment for her sins cannot come soon enough. Someday she will roll her ankle (balls) bad and suffer an injury that will never properly recover, turning her bedbound indefinitely. She deserves no less than to waste away fermenting in her own refuse, loved only by weird fetishists and realizing how she has no value aside from a freak show.

I'll take my top hats now, see ya later for the vlogmas tl;dw.

 

[Cereal Killer]

I know a lot of farmers are sick of the Rarity saga, but it still just amazes me. I was somewhat sympathetic at first, but I really do believe now she actually doesn’t give a shit. I know life goes on, but taking Wasabi home without his cat sister should have made her journey home somber, and she was so casual when she took her double cat carrier to her storage. I would have been in tears at that if I were in her blown out, flattened shoes.

 

[pippeyyy]

I know a lot of farmers are sick of the Rarity saga, but it still just amazes me. I was somewhat sympathetic at first, but I really do believe now she actually doesn’t give a shit. I know life goes on, but taking Wasabi home without his cat sister should have made her journey home somber, and she was so casual when she took her double cat carrier to her storage. I would have been in tears at that if I were in her blown out, flattened shoes.

Not to mention Wasabi is going to have behavior that shows she misses her friend. Pets get depressed when they lose their buddies. Amber deserves nothing but a long, drawn out downfall. Bring on more cancer!
(I'm MATI, sorry. I forgot how she ended up with her to begin with)

 

[spergsperg55]

She very obviously doesn't give a shit about her animals, they are there to comfort HER, to give HER love because she can't get a human to actually like her, the literally bought a cookie platter for her obese chihuahua because she liked the look of it and thought it was "cute", if she loved those animals she would care about their health and would get off her lazy ass for them and take her dog on a proper walk like she's supposed to instead of pacing outside a couple of times and going back in after the dog takes her shit.
Have you noticed how she actually becomes active and goes outside for extended periods of time when she has a new partner? So you're willing to walk your 600 pound ass around for some pussy but not for the animals that actually depend on you to exist? I hope that when she meets her maker it is slow, painful and she is cold and alone like Rarity was.

 

[FatalTater]

I hope she is never allowed to live down or forget Rarity.

I know animals sometimes do stupid things like dart out the door when they shouldn't, but this was different.
Amber deliberately left a door open in an area that was strange for her animals, then tried to keep it a secret when a cat went missing.
Who does that?!

 

[Mekahineyho]

Remember Amber also blamed rarity for getting lost

 

[Constellationzero]

Someone understands that there's no DRS caregiver Jade/Becky in Hambutt's life anymore.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=URmpCdGHQ0o

Spoiler: Local Archive

Well then, here's the newest Vlogmas. Y'know for half a fucking second I thought she was eating cucumber boats in that thumbnail...not that it's that far off.

Spoiler: Tl;dw

Vlogmas Part 22:

Tl;dw: opening shot of Amber in her finest outhouse couture.

also feat. ugly ass segmented pony tail hair.​

Is supposedly doing a video call with Emily Franz right now (so she's giving her a live show?). Does a torrid tryon that im not gonna post because it doesn't look horrifying enough. Looks like shit but you knew that already. Before I go on to describe her eating non-cucumber boats, let's appreciate this side view for a second.

The choker's gasping for dear life.​

As for the actual food, it's not really that exciting either, fatty for some reason, mixes her plain cream cheese, slathers it on assorted vegetables (green onion, celery and bell pepper), uses that to dab up some bacon bits and then eats that shit.

You know, I think I finally know what that nail color reminds me of.
It's fucking floral foam.

Moving on...​

Amber, ever the master of eloquence, describes this food as "So fucking good" "Mhm." "This slaps." Riveting. After that Amber talks about going to a doctor's appointiment with her mom because she (mom) has some early concern about her (mom's) cognitive abilities. If that is true, godspeed Mamalynn, mental degeneration is one of the truest horrors of the human existence and no one deserves to go through that. However, in the next scene, Amber is home again and claims that momma's appointment was cancelled 15 minutes before it was supposed to take place. Ehehehehe, sounds like bullshit fatty, supposedly it happened because of some insurance fuckery (American Farmers please tell me how true or fake that is).

Anyway in the next scene fatty is malding that people say she's eating on camera just for Emily Franz. And she is proving us all wrong by showing us all the videos where she eats on camera from before she and her were together. Yeah but fatty the difference is you do it nearly every day now. Also bitches about how everyone shits on her for making weird noises while she eats, claiming she's always done it and how all youtubers do it. Before this day of vlogmas ends, she shows us some fan art.

I see this one added her multiple chins, nice.​

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[spergsperg55]

Mamalynn is demented confirmed. Huh I guess doing all that meth wasn't a good idea...