Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Imagine being so many lbees and yet it all goes to your top shelf and not your toad ass

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

not even top shelf, just midriff. shes still a flatso

 

[QueenCeeCee]

Vaeplusss, the feeder fetish model that Emily was recently caught following and who she recently unfollowed has deleted her instagram. Her twitter and content pages like manyvids/clips4sale/curvage/reddit are still up. Thoughts on what happened? My guess is haydurs dmed her insta asking about Emily and ran her off the platform.

Spoiler: Deleted Vaeplusss Insta

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That's crazy. Deleted her insta for that ????

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Ok guys when y'all said it was an ugly shade of green, this is what I was expecting:


But it's actually one of my favorite shades of green



It's like an evergreen. Granted the nails on her look AWFUL, she shouldn't be getting those God awful long square things.

The shade of green isn't good on her, either. The matte finish can look good for some colors but it's not my favorite.

Someone with fat stubby hands should opt for short to medium ROUND nails to keep harmony on the hand.

That nail shape looks so bad on her because it's not harmonious with the rest of her shape.

((Imo that nail shape is DATED and TACKY and looks bad on everyone, but that's just me))

Below is just me nail sperging

Spoiler: Nail sperging

Now for styles that would look good Amber...

((I know you're reading this, amber. Please don't get long nails, that is so unsanitary for someone your size))



That green could look nice, personally I think something more neutral would work best on someone like Amber because she has diabetes patches on her hands. Therefore avoiding overly dark colors with no reflection may help with the overall look. Granted at that size, there isn't really helping

Edited because mobile sucks, sorry

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Spoiler: Local Archive: 1080p

GUYS, GUYS WE GET A GLIMPSE OF LAYYURG EVEN IN THE THUMBNAIL WTF
Feeder fuck has broken our gorl into an obedient little blob

Spoiler: Tl;dw feat. layurgg shots

Layurgmas Part XX: A peak towards folds best left unknown (jk jk)

Tl;dw: announces today is a no makeup day, she then cooks her daily dose of SHIT

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@Boolean Bitch pls explain what you mean with the mustard cream cheese diet, I don't remember that one. Anyway, swiftly moving on, she claims to have been losing weight and pretends like she's not gonna eat the rest of this slop. Now we're on the couch, wrapping mom's gifts

Lol she picked a fitting tarp for her Shrek Claws lmaooo
Got her mom: A bunch of dobbers(? dunno that word, sorry), a massive shirt, a posive calendar, shitty quirky knife set, Katy Perry perfume, purple purse and wallet, rightfully realizes it was a shit idea to get double sided tape for wrapping Christmas gifts, and then we get to the torrid haul, where she got pants with LACE ON THE SIDE

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AHHAHAHAHAHA! Splendidly done, Emily Franz, there is not a sinner's chance in hell we could've gotten something like this without your rotten influence you degenerate ugly brick faced lesbo fuck!

I bet that bitch is rubbing herself sodden over this.​

Not putting these in thumbnails because this is too important.
Oh yeah Ig the checkered top is also from torrid but who gives a fuck. After this, we get fatty clacking her Shrek Nails™ against some stuff in an attempt to do ASMR. And with that, it is finished.

Not what I was expecting today, but a somewhat welcome break from the nontent.
Edited to add a second full body shot of the other side for good measure.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

But no ankle balls? Fuck.

 

[Constellationzero]

But no ankle balls? Fuck.

Or bare feet with toes and toenails? Get the fuck out of here.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

@Boolean Bitch pls explain what you mean with the mustard cream cheese diet, I don't remember that one.

Spoiler: Off Topic Cottage Cheese and Mustard Diet sperging for CLIF:

Back in summer 2023 when Amber started doing this diet to get control of her weight (after she got kicked out of the weightloss surgery program but before Jade dumped her ass), people found the lady on TikTok who was pushing this diet. Any new quirky thing Amber shows on her channel, she picked up from TikTok. None of her thoughts are actually her own. Anyway, The lady was boasting that she lost a metric fuckton of weight just by eating like this and her TikToks were going viral. I can't remember where I saw it afterwards, but someone said that before the mustard diet, this same lady was pushing some other equally bizarre bullshit diet and had attributed that previous diet to her astounding weight loss. I think she had actually lost a good deal of weight, but it was through eating normal portions of healthier foods, and being more physically active - but that wouldn't cause fatties to watch your content, would it?

Also, the bulk of the lady's cottage cheese and mustard diet was fresh fruit and RAW vegetables. The cottage cheese was the vitamin and calcium rich lean protein, and the mustard was the low calorie flavour enhancer. It's not for vomit stirfrys of greasy undercooked onions and fatty processed pork sausage... all cooked on ultra-high heat to turn the gloops of olive oil added to the pan into scorched transfat. And then more olives on the side for yet more fat and salt.

tl;dr: The mustard and cottage cheese diet lady is just some low-level social media grifter who invented a couple of absurd diets so low IQ window lickers like Ambo would waste their time watching her content. Yet Ambo here seems to believe that mixing mustard and cottage cheese somehow unlocks the mystical awesomeness of the cheese curd or something, and that it magically causes weight loss.

(Plus, it doesn't matter because she's still ordering one takeout meal per day, which likely contains enough calories to maintain well over 500lbs... as well as enough sodium and transfats to kill a rhino).

Disclaimer: don't take diet/nutrition advice from me, as I'm just a 24th century gorl who gets all of her meals from a replicator.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I just noticed that Mama Meth has huge tits, obviously those genes skipped her daughter...

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Ok guys when y'all said it was an ugly shade of green, this is what I was expecting:
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But it's actually one of my favorite shades of green

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It's like an evergreen. Granted the nails on her look AWFUL, she shouldn't be getting those God awful long square things.

The shade of green isn't good on her, either. The matte finish can look good for some colors but it's not my favorite.

Someone with fat stubby hands should opt for short to medium ROUND nails to keep harmony on the hand.

That nail shape looks so bad on her because it's not harmonious with the rest of her shape.

((Imo that nail shape is DATED and TACKY and looks bad on everyone, but that's just me))

Below is just me nail sperging

Spoiler: Nail sperging

Now for styles that would look good Amber...

((I know you're reading this, amber. Please don't get long nails, that is so unsanitary for someone your size))

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That green could look nice, personally I think something more neutral would work best on someone like Amber because she has diabetes patches on her hands. Therefore avoiding overly dark colors with no reflection may help with the overall look. Granted at that size, there isn't really helping

Edited because mobile sucks, sorry

I think those colors you posted might be brown. Or maybe I'm colorblind and didn't know until now.

 

[+who.cares+]

https://www.torrid.com/product/super-soft-lace-inset-sleep-pant-/42941398.html?utm_source=goog&utm_medium=pla&utm_campaign=gm_ntg_shop&utm_content=19919556198_147770823357_653404317009&ogmap=PLA%7CGOOG%7CGOOG%7CNTG%7Cc%7CCrossCategory%7CSITEWIDE%7C19919556198%7C147770823357%7C&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADNFWntDH379YO-7lzX8pRlyQkmDt&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhrjtyZW3igMV9UP_AR0fPQuqEAQYASABEgKgEvD_BwE

 

[Peepeekakaland]

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https://www.torrid.com/product/super-soft-lace-inset-sleep-pant-/42941398.html?utm_source=goog&utm_medium=pla&utm_campaign=gm_ntg_shop&utm_content=19919556198_147770823357_653404317009&ogmap=PLA%7CGOOG%7CGOOG%7CNTG%7Cc%7CCrossCategory%7CSITEWIDE%7C19919556198%7C147770823357%7C&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADNFWntDH379YO-7lzX8pRlyQkmDt&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhrjtyZW3igMV9UP_AR0fPQuqEAQYASABEgKgEvD_BwE

HAHAHAAAHAHQQHQH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE LARDASS AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

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Oh no, we reached the stage of fat where we wear sleep stuff all the time, huh?

Mumus are cheap and they come in bigger sizes

 

[high and tired]

HAHAHAAAHAHQQHQH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE LARDASS AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Managed to turn pants into leggings lmao

It’s really been Groundhog Day for fucking yeeeaaaaarrrs with these Torrid hauls, hasn’t it

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Why did she think those pants would fit her/ look good on her!? The delusion.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Knowing how those pants are supposed to look based on the website pics, and then looking at Amber in the pair she bought... good fucking lord what the fuck, gorl

 

[Jerome Saunders]

not even top shelf, just midriff. shes still a flatso

Midriff a bit, not her top def, I'd argue if she wasn't so deformed shed look like a pear shape. Thats why she likes to film from shoulders up. In early Krystal era you can see them laaayygs dominating even then

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Why did she think those pants would fit her/ look good on her!? The delusion.

She probably bought the biggest pair too. This fat fuck has outgrown the fat clothes store.

 

[Insulin reid]

Holy fuck those are supposed to be loose fitting pjama pants thats crazy. I thought she was getting desperate to keep emily interested so she bought those yoga pants with the cutouts. I cant believe were at this point without another medical emergency/miricle.

Im still vaguely interested enough to watch reaction channels for her current weight but shes not telling us. I bet its aboit 550 or more and shes trying to stay around the 500s. She must be embarrassed that its gotten so bad so at least 550 maybe more than her "highest weight shes seen on the scale" 572.4? Shes so fucking stupid. If she continued eating through her ozempic she would still be at around 450 by now.

Way to go amber you lost your cat and gained hella weight. Was it worth it?

 

[Lard]

HAHAHAAAHAHQQHQH ITS SUPPOSED TO BE LOOSE LARDASS AHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

It’s like kids slime in fishnets.