Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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notfoodienotbeauty said:
She probably bought the biggest pair too. This fat fuck has outgrown the fat clothes store.
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This bitch outgrew the fatfuck clothing shop over 100lbs ago. I know I've made this joke before, but she "fits" the way my boy Porkins here fits...
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Those pyjama pants were great for a laugh, though. I don't think she's humiliated herself with an article of clothing THAT ridiculous since her "Super Fun Torrid Haul" of September 2019.
(No I didn't go check; Yes that's still bouncing around in my head over 5 years later... DON'T JUDGE ME!)
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
At least she is repairing her relationship with Mamalynn? They really seem to enjoy hangeen out together.

She is def her mother's daughter. If she could manage to lose 200 elbees (she won't) she would look and act EXACTLY like Mamalynn in 20 years.
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She'd look like mamalynn now if she lost weight from the sag and wrinkles that would appear
 
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Right then, let's do this, eating thumbnails are so back.

Vlogmas Part 21: How much longer until I am free?

Tl;dw: opening shot of fatty standing in her abode, claiming to just have come out of the shower and...wait a minute...
Ew
Is she not wearing a bra?
Ew?
Ok no, false alarm...I think.​
Anyway, so this torrid haul includes a mesh rhinestone shirt and some ugly dress, she then puts it on and-
EWWWWWWWWW
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Disgusting.
Simply disgusting.​
Also lol at her pathetic tiny tits. What little she has is stretched out to the size of dinnerplates lmao. Anyway, after this assaut on my ocular nerves, we're now cooking. Amber's babbling boils down to her lying that she enjoys food she cooks herself more than takeout, that low carb makes her feel good Explains that she still eats stuff like Reese's and Uncrustables. Will start taking weight loss more seriously again come January. We're now in Walmart and fatty starts touching everything, again very reminiscent of times past. Her haul was dog biscuits for Twinkie, scratchers, caramellos and Lindt truffles for her father in law, tootsie roll, cherry cordials for herself. Additionally, she got wax melts, scotch tape, Christmas kitchen towel, a bunch of gift bags. And, ugh @✨Tard-Star✨ if you were so inclined, you might wanna count the times she says anything is "Cyuuute" cuz I feel like I'm going crazy watching this.
Poor girl.
Twinkie appearance.​
And after that, she shows off some fan art that doesn't look interesting enough for me to copy paste here. The end.
All in all, nontent except for the haram shots of Amber in a mesh shirt.
 
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Skinless Nugget said:
Why did she think those pants would fit her/ look good on her!? The delusion.
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Black is a slimeeen color.

In all seriousness though, this is just a trademark delusion of deathfats. Glitterandlazers does the same thing, and still tries to pass herself off as just a 2X or 4X in addition to that. If Haramber wanted pants that would actually be loose fitting, she’d need to get them custom made.
 
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Well if there’s anything Twinkie needs this Christmas season it’s definitely processed, grain-filled cheapo Walmart dog cookies!
Exercise? Fresh air? Portioned kibble? A nail trim?? Nah.

Will Amber give them all to Twinkie by the 25th since they are ChRisTmAs ThEmeD and giving them to Twinkie once it’s passed would trigger her dainty OCD?
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Will Amber give them all to Twinkie by the 25th since they are ChRisTmAs ThEmeD and giving them to Twinkie once it’s passed would trigger her dainty OCD?
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Maybe she'll leave them out for Twinkie to inhale all in one day like she did a few years ago during the Becky era.

Hmmm. Mesh shirts, flapjack titties hanging out in every video, long nails?..... No no no, Ambo, tell us more about how the Grim Feeder DIDN'T dump your ass. Emily is either gone, or on her way out the door, and Ambo is looking for a new feeder.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Some better fan art that Amber would seethe about and never mention on her channel if she were sent them:
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Pulled from Reddit. Thanks for the laughs, artists of Reddit!
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The first one is easily the best. Captures her very essence. The too tight choker, the downturned smile, the messy bun, neck tits and her infamous ham hock arms. Perfection.
 
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Boolean Bitch said:
Hmmm. Mesh shirts, flapjack titties hanging out in every video, long nails?..... No no no, Ambo, tell us more about how the Grim Feeder DIDN'T dump your ass. Emily is either gone, or on her way out the door, and Ambo is looking for a new feeder.
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She's not always going on and on and on about mUh gUrLfReN every 2 fucking minutes. She tells on herself without even knowing it. She's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive.
 
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Xenomorph said:
how the fuck can you not appreciate she SHOWED THE SIDES OF HER KNEES, FUCK AN ANKLE BALLS WEVE SEEN THE CUNTS..
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Shes really showing everything off to compete but not compete with other feedees for emilys attention. She cares so little who emily follows but shes trying so hard to do feeder content to keep her interested. Yeah amber we believe you. Your totally not jealous at all....

Skinless Nugget said:
She's not always going on and on and on about mUh gUrLfReN every 2 fucking minutes. She tells on herself without even knowing it. She's not intelligent enough to be effectively deceptive.
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Im gonna solidly go with no because shes not crying and blaming the audience for their break up. Amber loves to be the victim. I think emily is breadcrumbing her and amber thinks shes her one and only while emily just does her feeder shit on other accounts or out of ambers weird reach. Amber is still fat but apparently not fat enough to continue to have sex with her.
 
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