Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Depressed_Oni]

She literally looks like she's digging for food out of a trash receptacle.

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She’s Built like those brown bears in footage where they try to tip the trash over and eat it.

 

[pick me gorl]

She can't lift her arms long enough to do so

How amber think she looks after meeting her calorie goal for exactly one (1) day

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

She’s Built like those brown bears in footage where they try to tip the trash over and eat it.

Hey, at least bears are cute. And probably smell better.

 

[-Jack-]

Rarely do I venture onto the Amber subreddit because it’s full of tards, but sometimes there is quality content such as this.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Holy fucking shit it's too early for that imagery

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Why would you *want* to draw that and *want* to put it on the Internet

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Can someone explain to me why Amber would need a fucking planner? She doesn’t go to the doctor, she doesn’t have a beauty upkeep schedule like getting her lashes or hair done, no outside hobbies that we know of. What does she write in there? Her mom’s work schedule so she knows when she can go out? I feel like retired elderly have more going on than she does.

As someone who also has OCPD as well, list making is for some reason very satisfying. I’m betting her journal is just full of lists of mundane stuff, lists of goals, etc.

But actually doing them is another story lol.

Rarely do I venture onto the Amber subreddit because it’s full of tards, but sometimes there is quality content such as this.

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Does Amber read the subreddit as obsessively as she read (reads?) the farms (according to Rafe she was a daily visitor)?
I guess we would only get the true and honest answer by speaking with Emily or her ex who disappeared in to the wind (Jade).
I’m just curious if she has a reaction, if any, to art like this. Hell, we used to have a whole thread of it!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I’m just curious if she has a reaction, if any, to art like this.

I honestly believe that she looks at stuff like this for gooning material.

Also I just found out her new planner was $70
It's a nice planner, I like a hard cover myself, but SEVENTY dollars
My 2025 planner is basically the same thing, it's a daily planner with monthly veiws and extra pages for lists. It was maybe $25.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

For someone who is CrEePeD oUt by raw meat, she had zero difficulty getting her big goalie mitt hands in amongst that steak before she cremated it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Corporate needs you to tell the difference between these two pictures.

 

[Elbe]

 

[dfranki723]

She manages to make nearly every meal look like dog vomit.
Muh food anxieties guyyys. Muh emotional situational emotions.

Every vlog is the same shit. Oh my God.
She's still pretending to care about family members. Bloody hell, just caught a glimpse of Twinkie, poor thing looks like she's gained quite a bit. That poor dog.

Not the made up compliments. Jesus Christ. Surely she doesn't think anyone believes any of these stories are true? You can see Hambo's wrinkles through the filters she uses, nobody would think the heifer is a teenager in person.

I'm sorry she signed off saying she's done Vlogmas every year but last? Hasn't she quit the majority of the years? It doesn't count if you quit Fatty.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Hambutt thinks she looks this sexy:

 

[Tiresome]

Rarely do I venture onto the Amber subreddit because it’s full of tards, but sometimes there is quality content such as this.

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Emily is schlicking herself right now for hours to this picture.

 

[Noom Boom]

Even if an absolutely cosmic miracle happens and Amber loses weight, her body will remain forever fucked.

If there's one thing I've learned from watching the deathfats on TLC, it's that skin removal surgery is not a guaranteed thing.

I can imagine that if Amber lost weight like she should, she would have a hard time finding a doctor who would do the skin removal.

And even when someone is able to get skin removal, the size that Amber and those TLC people are makes it near impossible to recreate a body that is close to normal. Just looking at her arms, if she were to suddenly become 120 pounds, the excess skin would extend both vertically and horizontally, meaning she would have to get a cut from her inner elbow to armpit as well as a half circle (maybe even full circle) around her arm to remove the skin in both directions. I don't think surgeons really do that, so she'd just end up with the inner arm cut, which is also why so many people who have undergone massive weight loss and gotten skin remove sometimes look like they're wearing skin gloves or skin pants just pulled over their body.

As someone who also has OCPD as well, list making is for some reason very satisfying. I’m betting her journal is just full of lists of mundane stuff, lists of goals, etc.

But actually doing them is another story lol.

I know someone who knows someone who cannot function without lists. If they do not make a list first thing in the morning, they just sit around all day and don't know what to do with themselves.

I honestly believe that she looks at stuff like this for gooning material.

Nah, I think she sees it and scoffs thinking "why do people make such obviously exaggerated and unrealistic drawings of me? I look nothing like this." and just puts it in the brain bank as material to pull out next time she needs to play the victim card.

 

[Hayduraide]

Remember when Amber was dating Jade Francis, Amber would regularly drop references to how much she loved the color jade? Not just green. It had to be J A D E . A color she'd never mentioned before. She claimed people kept asking her what her favorite color is. Did you all know it's Jade???? Look at these JADE roses her girlfriend bought her because of her new favorite color! It's part of the lovebombing stage.
I think the planner is a reference to Emily/Oak.

Hemlock & Oak. (Hamlock & Oak) She's reminded us twice already the name of the planner, the first in "saying goodbye." Interesting that Emily changed her Instagram name (not her username, which is still hectiic.tommy) back to Oak around this time.

I've bought hardcover, book bound planners from Target Dollar Spot for $2 to $3 the past 5 years. They include daily sections on weekly and monthly sheets, extra sheets for additional planning and journaling, lined pages, blank pages, bullet journal pages all in one planner. There's no reason to spend much on planners but she always has to have expensive items around her with her girlfriends' names or interests to fill the deep void always craving more. I think she considers it flattering and an inside joke giving shout outs to her girlfriends publicly yet discretely.

 

[TardiX]

nobody would think the heifer is a teenager in person

Agreed but IF anyone ever said that (big doubt) they'd be referring to her dumbass fashion choices. "Ooh a purse that looks like lips? Are you in high school?"

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Y'all want to know why ol' Ambo Dick-arms doesn't decorate without a caregiver girlfriend around?

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She can't lift her arms long enough to do so. I mean, fucking look at this shit.

Can one of you really smart kiwis use that measurement tool and let us know how many inches those suckers have grown? I can't imagine lugging those around all day.

ETA, because I forgot to refresh, she wants us to believe people think she is a teenager? Maybe her personality and her fashion choices, although she goes from wearing grammy dresses to stupid purses shaped like phones or lips, so it's hard to tell, but absolutely not, she doesn't look anywhere near the age of a teenager. In fact I think has aged a ton in the last few years.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

As someone who also has OCPD as well, list making is for some reason very satisfying. I’m betting her journal is just full of lists of mundane stuff, lists of goals, etc.

But actually doing them is another story lol.

Amber has mentioned many times that "trying" is as important as "succeeding", such as with diet. She will tell us that she never failed since she always continues to try, and when she did not succeed, it is because of someone or something else. For her, the fact that she failed in losing weight is irrelevant, she succeeds in being on a diet.

With regard to skin removal, Amber would absolutely need to have some of it done everywhere. People do not realise how short she is (5'2"). Her problem is the cost of those surgeries, likely well above $100k. Just for her legs, the cost would be anything between $25-50k. Amber always said that she is scared of having loose skin after weight loss, which is one of the reasons why she does not want to lose weight.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Thank you hambo, for motivating me to go to the gym.

I would actually kms if I was half your size

I was going to say I'd rather be dead than look like that.

think the planner is a reference to Emily/Oak.

Hemlock & Oak. (Hamlock & Oak) She's reminded us twice already the name of the planner, the first in "saying goodbye." Interesting that Emily changed her Instagram name (not her username, which is still hectiic.tommy) back to Oak around this time.

She's so fucking simple minded she has to be on the cusp of retardation.

I wonder if the "complimenter" was being sarcastic but Lardo is too fucking stupid to pick up on it?