Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He really has no political positions at all. Normally he is an insane warhawk that thinks NATO should get into a hot war with Russia, but if Trump wants NATO countries to actually strengthen their military, it is an "insane demand", just because Cheeto Man said it.
Patrick's political position can be summed up using 14 words:

Other people must ensure the existence of Patrick and prison enjoyment for stalker children.
 
What is "insane" about this proposal? The part where Trump is the one saying it? NATO Secretary-General agrees.
When Trump and NATO leadership both agree on something it's probably indicative that it's an opinion shared across the board. As usual, General Fatton is the worst of all Fatricks.
 
He’s just as bad as Pat honestly, maybe worse.
He's arguably less fat than Patrick, though. Given how famous one of his most defining features is, that's quite an accomplishment.
Phlegm Blowie doesn't get a pass because she's got tits. Boogie also has tits.
Patrick also has tits. In fact, I think he has bigger tits than either of those two. If that's indicative of potential for launching a "successful" memecoin scam, he should stop wasting him time on lolsuits.

"No, child. TittyRickCoin is not a scam. The FBI knows it's not. Enjoy prison."
 
IMO this was at it's most obvious during the election, with how badly he was simping for Biden and how "He is the only one who can defeat Drumpf, child". He deflected and denied how badly the debate with Trump went to play defense for Biden because apparently running a more competent Democrat would be a disaster and would DOOM DEMOCRACY, but after Kamala became the Democrat candidate he just went along with it 5 minutes later and became a Kamala shill. I don't think he had any pushback at all two it except for like a tweet or two (far less than one of his average Enjoy Prison sessions), he just went along the nomination because it's what xitter dems said she would be what would Save Democracy, child. I think the closest thing Pat has to his own political position is that he likes guns because he thinks it makes him look manly, but he still has the most generic gungrabber mindset when the topic of banning AR's comes around. I've always found that funny because he's too stupid to realize that anything that would target the ownership of AR-15s would probably also apply to his gay-ass PS90 that he couldn't even bother to SBR.

It's abundantly clear that Pat is incapable of thinking two steps ahead about anything, but that's probably because he is Fat and his brain is full of too much pepperoni grease.
The twisting and bending of Jennifer's world view and incoherent blathering requires a PhD in non-Euclidean geometry combined with an MA in xenolinguistics.
His denial of basic facts and inability to accept universal truths made me question his sanity years ago.

I no longer question it.

I truly believe that Jennifer's ethanol-soaked grape sized brain is broken.
It's not a gag, it's not a behavioral or personality disorder. I've seen this behavior in hospice and retirement homes. First stages of dementia.

In medical terms: He is nuts.

It also happens when an individual is deeply afraid. The higher functions of your brain are switched off, relying on 'lizard brain' to function.
The military knows this- they train soldiers understanding that panic will rob them of most neocortex processes.

So he is either sliding down the well of dementia due to overindulgence in fantasy and alcohol
or
This coward lives in a perpetual state of panic that robs him of any ability to self-reflect or understand alternate perspectives.
 
Did you edit this to make his nipples erect or was he just that turned on by the “coffee” he just swallowed?

This picture will probably be in my nightmares.
That's just how he is, in his shirts that are at least two sizes too small, nipples protruding, very, very disrespectful. Also fat.
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Pat's disgusting body makes for fantastic fitness motivation.

After looking at his pictures and being viscerally certain that I wanted to look nothing like him in any way (and after seeing the scene in Shot Caller where you see that the prison nazis aren't fucking around because they do their caged burpees in sync), I embarked on a routine: every day I do 10 burpees yelling a word of "Patrick S Tomlinson Is A Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits" between each rep at the top of my lungs.

I feel great. I will enjoy prison.
 
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Jarfly is now pulled into Fatrick's Fatfic about the grand stalkerchild trial
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Also it warms my cold, cold heart to see the pig pic I dug up spread so far so fast (so fat). Feel like Howard Carter seeing everybody and their grandmas talk about the inbred femboy mummy he just dug up in the Valley of Kings back in the 1920s

Dude is responding to a post I made on here? lol, yeah, this strains credulity.

E: Like, why would this supposed person give a single fuck of some random idiot's (me) milquetoast opinion and respond almost immediately to it?
 
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That's just how he is, in his shirts that are at least two sizes too small, nipples protruding, very, very disrespectful. Also fat.
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But his bitch-nips are hard, and each time it seems he’s taking a selfie. He’s getting aroused while photographing his fat worthless self. Or else he’s just birthed a calf and needs milking.

@Judge Holden could you please sort ya boy out? He seems like he might enjoy/need your attention.
 
That's just how he is, in his shirts that are at least two sizes too small, nipples protruding, very, very disrespectful. Also fat.
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Makes you wonder if he just hasn't bought clothes in a very long time because he's a drunken man child who spends all his money on beer, toys, and failed lawsuits or if he purposely buys clothes that are too small for him to not let the stalker childs calling him fat win.
 
Makes you wonder if he just hasn't bought clothes in a very long time because he's a drunken man child who spends all his money on beer, toys, and failed lawsuits or if he purposely buys clothes that are too small for him to not let the stalker childs calling him fat win.
How can you buy clothes as a failed author and working on commissions? He has enough money for beer and toys, his phones are likely bought by Nikki's mother's money thinking she's buying her the phone.
 
Makes you wonder if he just hasn't bought clothes in a very long time because he's a drunken man child who spends all his money on beer, toys, and failed lawsuits or if he purposely buys clothes that are too small for him to not let the stalker childs calling him fat win.
His wardrobe is mid 2000s Kohls which was probably the last time he bought something

He likely tried on new t shirts they didn't fit in the same old stretched out size and gave up
 
He likely tried on new t shirts they didn't fit in the same old stretched out size and gave up
No, child. He did not. He never gives up on anything. Well, other than anything related to self-improvement. But why improve when you're already perfect? He's never told a lie (so for sure he hasn't gained a pound since high school), he's never lost anything (including weight), and how can he go shopping for new clothes when he's so busy correcTing the record and/or building many felony criminal cases against the stalkerchildren?

I hope a MtF troon gets into an argument with him online. You just know he's going to clap back about how his tits are so much fuller and real looking than "hers."
 
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