He'll tall about how he had the choice between Die Hard (which, since he's entirely unoriginal,he will talk about how it's a christmas movie) and Hook and he'll chose Hook because whole he's a manly man he's also an inner child enjoyer.
I have to correct you here, friend. During Christmas, he always tweets about the theater version of "A Christmas Carol"
It’s more of Bitchtits-man. Member of the Section Eight of Prime Earth; best friends with Sixpack, Bueno Excellente and Guts.
10 prisonings is a very conservative estimate. He's surpassed 300 in a day. I don't expect it to get that high because the stalker childs will be busy with friends and family, unlike Fat Rick. I think the over/under should be 50 prisonings and I'm going under because he's going to pass out early from too much beer and Hungry Man dinners.
This fat fuck got main character syndrome so fucking bad he can’t recognize the literal title-named main character in a blockbuster trilogy.
I'm not surprised at all. I have a twitter I use to follow some athletes and a couple of writers. I have maybe 30 followers. Even with my tiny account, about every week I get at least one or two obvious porn bot accounts that will just start liking my tweets and following me. I block them because I find them annoying.
I’m not sure it’s public on X but I think everything is public on bluesky if someone wanted to do a deep dive.
I realized I forgot that for some reason the Funsters aren't nearly as present on BS as they are on Xiiter.
I didn't find his followers list, but I found something else that will make Pat seethe: people hate him even more than he hates people.
I challenge anyone to modify this to make it MORE self-centered. I don’t think it can be done
Even though that just makes him look like a turbo fatty who is so fat he can't even find clothes that fit any more.
One pigman enters, two men leave. Because pigman is so fucking fat at least two men have to leave just so he can fit.
I'd say it depends. Would I want AI-generated help for performing car maintenance? Yes. Would I want an AI-generated Patrick Tomlinson? No, because nothing could replace him. With an AI, you'd know it's fake. But Rick represents the kind of good, clean fun that almost completely vanished from the internet.Been neglecting checking his threads account a while, but he has been oinking in there semi regularly
Wrong, stalker. Everyone and their mom loved it when Morbius said, "It's Morbin' time!" in the film. Niki's mom loved it so much she paid for Patrick to see it twice. She pays for a lot of things for him. She shouldn't be so stingy about buying him training bras, though.
No, child. Ignorance of faggotslop will not be what bans you from voting. Being in prison for Felony Fat Tits Mocking is why your voting life is already over. Enjoy prison.
Well, fuck. This definitely explains some things about you. Eh, I still like you alright. Whenever it is you get around to forcefully sodomizing Patrick do be sure to hit him with a, "Oi, mate! You got a loicense to be such a fat, unlikable cunt?" or however the fuck you all talk.
I have already decided that when I first brutefuck him like a freshly marinated rotisserie chicken I will be using a racist japanese accent just to add confusion to the trauma
Pat is so fat that two melinated gentlemen could be prisonraping him at the same time and still never meet.
I feel I need to evaluate what the hell happened in my life that got me to a point where I'm reading sentences like that so often.
Reading them is fine, ok, whatever.
