Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Pat's disgusting body makes for fantastic fitness motivation.

After looking at his pictures and being viscerally certain that I wanted to look nothing like him in any way (and after seeing the scene in Shot Caller where you see that the prison nazis aren't fucking around because they do their caged burpees in sync), I embarked on a routine: every day I do 10 burpees yelling a word of "Patrick S Tomlinson Is A Fat Faggot With Bitch Tits" between each rep at the top of my lungs.

I feel great. I will enjoy prison.

Hell yeah brother. I did the same thing when I saw KingCobraJFS's boglim teeth start rotting out of his gord.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat antics. Excluding politisperging.

Fatrick tries to be more intelligent than "he thought". Nice try, stupid.

Pigtits consoom capeshit like his Star Trek and Star Wars obsession.

Rick wants to be a pirate one day like playing with his spaceship and dinosaur toys.

Rick defends upcoming 1 billionth superhero movie.

Rick demands a live-action James Bond Jr. movie to be made.

Rick admits that his half-hovel is dirty and messy at the same time. Really loved his time being a maid cleaning up the mess that people left in the half-hovel AirBnB and his trash. Also, you neglected the very many shit you have a lot, piggy, especially when you installed fences backwards, neglecting your V6 and motorbike in the winters of Milwaukee
Imagine the smell.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

That Peacemaker doesn't have cannons Patrick, it's a yacht designed by Maccarini. It's a modern design with two cummins engines.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Rick admits that his half-hovel is dirty and messy at the same time. Really loved his time being a maid cleaning up the mess that people left in the half-hovel and his trash. Also, you neglected the very many shit you have a lot, piggy, especially when you installed fences backwards, neglecting your V6 and motorbike in the winters of Milwaukee
Imagine the smell.

This simply begs the question, would he even notice an upper decker in the AirBnB?

 

[An automatic clown]

Piggy must be good and liquored up tonight. Just wild tweets comparing Trump to awful capeshit trash he thinks is real life.

This simply begs the question, would he even notice an upper decker in the AirBnB?

Honestly probably not until another renter complained the toilet water was brown. Unless he checks the tank after every stay for fear of a funster staying there,I guess

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Welp, my cyberstalkers have caught me stealing jokes...

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2 Girls 1 Cup, child.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Piggy must be good and liquored up tonight. Just wild tweets comparing Trump to awful capeshit trash he thinks is real life.

I ran an informal survey of local kindergartners (and sundry) and every single one of them, when asked what an evil bad man would do if elected president of the USA, said "Start trade wars with Canada and Mexico, and take back the Panama canal."

When mentioned that he could start actual nuclear wars, they agreed that would be silly.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Piggy must be good and liquored up tonight. Just wild tweets comparing Trump to awful capeshit trash he thinks is real life.
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Honestly probably not until another renter complained the toilet water was brown. Unless he checks the tank after every stay for fear of a funster staying there,I guess

Xeets like this tell me he doesn't pay attention to the story in a show/ movie and just watches the action. Its no wonder he sticks to cape and star/shit instead of a good movie.

By the way, Panama owns the canel, USA just has an open ended lease until 1999. Then it went to Panama. China only operates certain parts.

https://marketrealist.com/global-politics/does-china-own-the-panama-canal/

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I really can't stand how stupid this "man" is.

“There’s nothing wrong with someone wanting to live in a community with other folks their age,” Brandon Granger said, according to the Dallas Morning News.

“I am deeply grateful for the outpouring of care and concern over the past several days. As many of my family, friends, and colleagues have known, I have been navigating some unforeseen health challenges over the past year. However, since early September, my health challenges have progressed making frequent travel to Washington both difficult and unpredictable. During this time, my staff has remained steadfast, continuing to deliver exceptional constituent services, as they have for the past 27 years,” Granger said in a written statement provided to CNN by her office.

A source familiar with the congresswoman’s situation told CNN that she moved into an independent living facility to downsize and prepare for the future. This person added that if the congresswoman had known she would be unable to vote in the final six weeks of the 118th Congress, there would have been different preparations.


Granger last voted on the House floor on July 24, according to a CNN review of her voting record. Granger last year announced she would not seek reelection and this spring stepped down as chair of the influential House Appropriations Committee. She did not vote in the recent package to prevent a government shutdown.


“As I announce my decision to not seek re-election, I am encouraged by the next generation of leaders in my district. It’s time for the next generation to step up and take the mantle and be a strong and fierce representative for the people,” Granger said in a statement in November 2023.

Nothing wrong with her memory and unlike Biden, she knew when to call it quits. I hope the next melanin individual he tries to grind up fights back. This sack of literal shit always wants to attack women.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I would image he regularly has to be cut out of them.

You know how removing a t-shirt soaked with sweat is a bitch even when it's quite loose on you, imagine doing it with this overstuffed sausage casing.
It must be an ordeal like when a big snake eats an entire pig, just in reverse.

 

[Judge Holden]

Piggy must be good and liquored up tonight. Just wild tweets comparing Trump to awful capeshit trash he thinks is real life.
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Honestly probably not until another renter complained the toilet water was brown. Unless he checks the tank after every stay for fear of a funster staying there,I guess

He repeated these posts on bluesky, leading to these interactions


"Batman was never the main character in the Dark Knight trilogy"

 

[Spunt]

Pigtits forgets that the Dark Knight trilogy was made before Hollywood's "Gay and Retarded" era, when a film might be called "Batman" but actually be about a brown-skinned teenage girl who is so good at science it's basically magic and is The Key To Everything and Batman only appears so she can rescue him while defeating 250lb men in fistfights and then lecture him about climate change. It was made back in the Dark Times, when racist, bigoted film-makers would make films that were about the character in the title. Pat was probably too drunk (and fat) to remember.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Rick's body is a machine that turns fat faggots with bitch tits into cuckolds.

He ate Rickieta?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He repeated these posts on bluesky, leading to these interactions
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"Batman was never the main character in the Dark Knight trilogy"
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Patrick doesn't know that Bane broke his back in the comics in 1992 since he's admitted to never reading comics in the past. Batman spent a good portion of that story in a prison Bane spent his life in. Capeshit movies tend to follow comicbook stories, usually pretty loosely but it's not like anything in Hollywood is original now. This is why to someone like Patrick they're fresh and new with awesome storytelling that's never been done before. After like 2018 they turned to utter shit with just the Ant-Man movies being entertaining. Sony amazingly have done really well with Spider-Man currently and the Venom movies, though the third movie was a bit of a let down. They failed with Madame Web, Kraven, and Mobius. I don't really like anything with Deadpool, but the movies were entertaining for what they were.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Piggy must be good and liquored up tonight. Just wild tweets comparing Trump to awful capeshit trash he thinks is real life.

I barely even know who Captains Planet or America even are, Patrick. Should I be banned from voting?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I barely even know who Captains Planet

That's because You have no Heart.
Patrick forgets that you needed a Soviet to call forth Captain Planet, but the only wind Patrick knows of is the sulfuric one that blows into his wife's vagina.

 

[NaggotFigger]

He repeated these posts on bluesky, leading to these interactions
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He posted a gif of Orange Man, and then you pull up your Orange Man bad bullshit out of your ass instead of arguing about the Batman Trilogy. Sums up perfectly how deep-fried and greasy and fat your one-digit brain is, Pigtits

"Batman was never the main character in the Dark Knight trilogy"
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Nice job admitting to other retards that you don’t even know shit about the Batman Trilogy, stupid. You probably can’t list any comic books you actually read for once; and the only memorable shit you memorized are unfunny capeshit flop moments. And you’re drunk and fat.

 

[femoralcanal]

Brian, please please: next time you talk to Stephen King, casually say something like "Hey Stephen, you're looking a little down today my friend, I bet you could use some laughs, eh?".

Can you imagine if he's exposed to Pat's antics? Just 10 minutes of laughing at Pat's highlights can create an amateur Patposter.

Btw Brian: if he's friends with Neil Gaiman, let him know it took just two tweets to make him laugh at Pat too! Which is specially funny because Pat credits him with how he got Niki lol

Spoiler: Gaiman laughing at Pat

Edit:

I'll be honest: Pat not being in the Top 5 blockers was a bit of a surprise.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If Patrick was a superhero his name would be Fatman. Very original, I know.

 

[MilkThePig]

A few predictions for Patrick's Christmas 2024 -

• He will tell people to 'enjoy prison' at least 10 times
• He will live tweet every aspect of his day
• He will tweet about having multiple Christmas dinners - "On to dinner #2!" etc.
• He will tweet about watching How to Train Your Dragon and/or Hook
• He will talk about how much booze he's had
• He will receive a present/presents intended for a child (a children's movie, a lego set or something similar)
• He will be a fat cunt

We'll see how it plays out. Bitch titted pig.