"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 143 38.6%

  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 227 61.4%
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WelperHelper99 said:
Until he didn't. Unlike you, who sweeps for the pig monster now.
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The fact is that the incident you agree was terrible happened in 2020 and Jim Metokur didn't put his broom down until 2022. Also, criticizing Jim Metokur, formerly Ralph's closest Internet friend, is not "sweeping" for him in any way.
 
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Gym's always had a bit of an armor for whatever reason. Even back in the heydey of IBS, there was a legit target in his association with JF, but the septics went about it real poorly that it didn't stick.
Vibralldo said:
Yeah, saying "Ralph never did anything as ridiculous as using a fake name" is a bit silly when the man literally released a sex tape of himself thumbing a girl's ass to own her ex.
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He denied the name his daddy gave him.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
The fact is that the incident you agree was terrible happened in 2020 and Jim Metokur didn't put his broom down until 2022.
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You are complaining it didn't happen fast enough. What a bitch. It happened. Get over it.
Balldo's Gate said:
Also, criticizing Jim Metokur, formerly Ralph's closest Internet friend, is not "sweeping" for him in any way.
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Using Ralph as a paragon of virtue is in fact sweeping. Ralph is a terrible person that deserves literally every bad thing that happens to him because he asked for it. Jim didn't beat his wife, sire children he abandoned, become a felon- literally Jim is spotless compared to Ralph.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Until he didn't. Unlike you, who sweeps for the pig monster now.
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How is taking a piss over Metokur´s wiggery sweeping for Ralph? I initially thought you really were concern trolling because this is beyond crazy but I´m truly concerned about you when Jim´s megacanceraids finally kills him, you might straight up off yourself.
Just remember: for the low cost of a 100 dollars superchat and a couple of hats you can keep him alive forever.

ETA: forgot to add, if you become a member, you will receive all his X-rays and diagnosis in quality wood framing so every time he fires up a new stream and rehashes the same material while going over how his leg is falling for 40 minutes, you can remember that a single hat goes a long way. Dont forget the cups as well.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
How? Ralph is lower than a maggot. I don't even consider him a person honestly. He could get hit by a bus and I'd laugh because he's fucking evil. Comparing him to Jim is ridiculous because there is no comparison.
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You know damn well that in any interpretation of the words provided by Balldo's Gate that he did not hold Ralph as a "paragon of virtue" or even an acceptable person. He merely noted that Jim did stupid and embarrassing things that even Ralph didn't do and you know it. Framing that as "he presented Ralph as a paragon of virtue" is dishonest. This is further underscored when his subsequent arguments talk about Jim tolerating Ralph's intolerable behavior from 2020 to 2022. In one post, you deride him as holding Jim up as a paragon of virtue and then follow it up with getting upset that he is criticizing Jim for not recognizing Ralph's bad behavior earlier. By your own words, even you are acknowledging that the argument that Balldo is forwarding is not properly encapsulated by "paragon of virtue." This isn't a small creative alliteration to highlight a point, it is the antithesis of what is actually happening.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
While he had previously accepted personal service of a lawsuit against him, in the final lawsuit available through the MCRO system he sent Jade to the door but appears to have instructed her to give her name as "Jane Doe" and describe herself as Jim's "roommate": in fact, they were already married at the time!
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WHAT A FUCKING JEW. DODGING THE COLLECTOR LIKE A RABBI.
Rick Nekieta said:
You idolize the King of Zing, Metokur himself, but can't handle it when a little bantz is thrown back at him. Shameful, truly shameful.
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Those that dish it the most can never ever take any of it.
 
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Desktop User2 said:
How is taking a piss over Metokur´s wiggery sweeping for Ralph? I initially thought you really were concern trolling because this is beyond crazy but I´m truly concerned about you when Jim´s megacanceraids finally kills him, you might straight up off yourself.
Just remember: for the low cost of a 100 dollars superchat and a couple of hats you can keep him alive forever.
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Jim can die from the canceraids, and he still won't go to Jim's driveway
Rick Nekieta said:
You know damn well that in any interpretation of the words provided by Balldo's Gate that he did not hold Ralph as a "paragon of virtue" or even an acceptable person. He merely noted that Jim did stupid and embarrassing things that even Ralph didn't do and you know it. Framing that as "he presented Ralph as a paragon of virtue" is dishonest. This is further underscored when his subsequent arguments talk about Jim tolerating Ralph's intolerable behavior from 2020 to 2022. In one post, you deride him as holding Jim up as a paragon of virtue and then follow it up with getting upset that he is criticizing Jim for not recognizing Ralph's bad behavior earlier. By your own words, even you are acknowledging that the argument that Balldo is forwarding is not properly encapsulated by "paragon of virtue." This isn't a small creative alliteration to highlight a point, it is the antithesis of what is actually happening.
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This is some autistic hyperfocus bullshit. Balldos gate won't fuck you bro.
 
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Credit due (lol pun) for digging up the judgements, but that's pretty much in line for average American credit card debt.
Balldo's Gate said:
This is not Ralph-tier behavior, Ralph never did anything this insane with his finances, he never changed the name his daddy gave him and sent Amanda to the door when process servers looking for him with her giving her name as "Jane Doe" and her relation to Ralph as "roommate".
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C'mon bro, the gunt fled the fucking country. And denied the name his daddy gave him when some Joe Shmoe walked up to him on the MN sidewalk. Do we even know where his cummulative debt currently stands?
 
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Desktop User2 said:
How is taking a piss over Metokur´s wiggery sweeping for Ralph? I initially thought you really were concern trolling because this is beyond crazy but I´m truly concerned about you when Jim´s megacanceraids finally kills him, you might straight up off yourself.
Just remember: for the low cost of a 100 dollars superchat and a couple of hats you can keep him alive forever.

ETA: forgot to add, if you become a member, you will receive all his X-rays and diagnosis in quality wood framing so every time he fires up a new stream and rehashes the same material while going over how his leg is falling for 40 minutes, you can remember that a single hat goes a long way. Dont forget the cups as well.
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Listen as we are all mexicans here ese in the cartel that is EAGER to take down Janitor James for whatever reason our arguments are completely invalid. @WelperHelper99 helped me understand that Janitor James is in fact the savior of the huwhite race by... not paying his debts like a nigger and donating to lolicons... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I HAD A HOLE IN MY BRAIN LIKE THIS FUCKING RETARD. YEAH AND I BET HIS NAME CHANGE WAS A PISS POOR ATTEMPT TO DODGE DEBTS THINKING IT WAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL JIUJITSU AGAINST THE DEBTS HE EVENTUALLY HAD TO SETTLE. GUESS THE KIKES WON THAT ROUND OF USURY. MAYBE JUST MAYBE IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A BAD SPENDING HABIT AND SPENT WAY ABOVE HIS MEANS HE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION TO BEGIN WITH. MAYBE JUST MAYBE IF HE DIDN'T PAYPIG LOLICONS HE WOULD BE BETTER OFF. BECAUSE JANITOR JAMES IS WORSE THAN RALPH IN ONE ASPECT... AND THAT'S THAT HE PAYPIGGED... DEAR GOD... PAYPIGGED... EWWWWWWWWWW... A LOLICON/BESTIALITY STREAMER OF ALL THINGS
 
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Namekian George Floyd said:
I just maxed out all of my credit cards in solidarity with daddy Jim, if he's so cool only owing a couple thousand then how cool could I be if I owe like 30K?
I recommend all fellow Jim fans do this and we get a debt squad going.
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I'm gonna buy a big ass house with my credit card debt maxxing
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This gonna be me spending the banks money and dodging debt collectors for 7 years
 
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All becomes gunt said:
Listen as we are all mexicans here ese in the cartel that is EAGER to take down Janitor James for whatever reason our arguments are completely invalid. @WelperHelper99 helped me understand that Janitor James is in fact the savior of the huwhite race by... not paying his debts like a nigger and donating to lolicons... IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I HAD A HOLE IN MY BRAIN LIKE THIS FUCKING RETARD. YEAH AND I BET HIS NAME CHANGE WAS A PISS POOR ATTEMPT TO DODGE DEBTS THINKING IT WAS SOME KIND OF LEGAL JIUJITSU AGAINST THE DEBTS HE EVENTUALLY HAD TO SETTLE. GUESS THE KIKES WON THAT ROUND OF USURY. MAYBE JUST MAYBE IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A BAD SPENDING HABIT AND SPENT WAY ABOVE HIS MEANS HE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS SITUATION TO BEGIN WITH. MAYBE JUST MAYBE IF HE DIDN'T PAYPIG LOLICONS HE WOULD BE BETTER OFF. BECAUSE JANITOR JAMES IS WORSE THAN RALPH IN ONE ASPECT... AND THAT'S THAT HE PAYPIGGED... DEAR GOD... PAYPIGGED... EWWWWWWWWWW
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My man, are you forgetting about Alice? Ralph bought her nearly a thousand dollars worth of crap off her Amazon wishlist iirc, and she still wouldn't put out so he mouthraped her anyway.
Not only did Ralph paypig, but he did it as a simp.
 
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ddlloo said:
My man, are you forgetting about Alice? Ralph bought her nearly a thousand dollars worth of crap off her Amazon wishlist iirc, and she still wouldn't put out so he mouthraped her anyway.
Not only did Ralph paypig, but he did it as a simp.
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AT LEAST AT THE END OF THE DAY HE RAPED HER, WHAT DID JIM DO ? HE SAT THERE BEHIND HIS COMPUTER SCREEN DONATING TO LOLICON. IF ANYTHING ETHAN RALPH PAID FOR A HOOKER
 
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