I can't even tell you what uh happened today. Oh my God, I talked to, uh, Nick today, Rekieta. ... Nick had a proposition for me as well and I've been thinking about that today, because I told him like hell no, like hell no. Nick invited me to come out to Minnesota where him and I would go eat at Nelson brothers and live stream it, and my first instinct was can you imagine going to Minnesota? But the more I think about this the funnier it is. Donuts as big as your head. They're donuts as big as your head, and then I was thinking like, you know, when would I make a trip to Minnesota? And I thought maybe this would be a good thing to do before, uh, Super Bowl weekend, and maybe I could talk Rocko into going out to Minnesota with me, and maybe we get April to come. Me, Rocko, April, Nick all having a donut as big as your head.
... Um, I would die, I would die. That would be one of my - that would be one of the funniest things of the year if the four of us got a table and a donut as big as your head. I think it'd be fun. We'd go out there for one night, we could hit all the favorites, like we could go to Stoney's, get us a woodfired pizza. I think it'd be funny.
...Rocko, if you're listening, um, Nick wants me to go fly in and have a lunch at Nelson Brothers and I think you should come and I'm going to try to get him to get April to come (I mean I know he can), uh, but I think it'd be funny if the day, maybe the day before the, uh, Super Bowl, we all go to Minnesota. Dead of winter, should be great, and we go get a donut as big as your head, we all take a photo inside of Nelson Brothers, and it - it'll be great. I just think it'll be great you know. If Kayla wants to come she can come of course, I just don't bring her up because she doesn't want to be a part of this stuff.
...Look, Palmer, if you want to come you can come. This isn't the celebration of the - I guess it could be - early February - but I think like we do a live podcast. We could try to go to Stoney's. We might get our asses kicked, you know, it's a biker bar and they're real rough and tumble over there, but I also think if we both got beat up, between the both of us, the settlement, we could own Stoney's. And then we really have Aaron by the balls, I'm not quite sure how, but we can figure it out, we can figure it out. I haven't bought my ticket yet, I need to get - I need to book my ticket soon. I have my Borgatta res[ervation], but maybe if we go - because I want to get to the Borgata Thursday. I really want to play poker, more people will be there and like on the Super Bowl we're going to hang out probably and not play poker, but I really want to play a lot of poker. But maybe if we can go to, uh, I don't know how it would work. I guess we'd have to go Wednesday, or maybe we go Monday on the way home. You know, because you could even get home, if we had lunch there, and hung out for a few hours, you could even get a late night home.
...From Minnesota to Colorado is nothing, but I might have to stay the night with Nick, and we might have to share sweet somethings. They're like sweet nothings but way more calories.
...Rocko, if we can go there and do coke with Nick, how badass would we be? I'm not even kidding, if we go hang out with Nick and he, like, is doing coke actively, we're doing a bump of coke with Nick Rekieta. 100%. Even if it's a sting operation, and you know me, I'm kind of a - I've been turning coke down. I said my last time doing coke was 2019. I wouldn't really do it, but if - man, you know, if we're in the bathroom of Nelson brothers, and Nick starts chopping up lines, oh my God. That's a once-in-a-lifetime thing, you got to, like, you know, I'll be dripping pre-cum in my little underoos.
...No - no ratting. It would just be a cool thing to do. That's how you do drugs, you don't talk about it, at least while it's happening, or while somebody's got a pending case. It's just cool.
