🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[T00L Nigger]

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If we get Pork Coded messages on X, it could be a toss up between blacked out anywhere in the Yucatan or a debt collection.

The KF death squad entered the tin shack shortly after piggy's last stream ended and dropped a tactical kiwi on his gunt.

Semper Fi and check your gunt crease. 7

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

Sorry ayyylawgs but the Ralphamale isn't dead yet.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He lives! It's a Christmas miracle!

 

[T00L Nigger]

He lives! It's a Christmas miracle!

Ralphie The Red Faced Retard, Had a lil' piggy nose!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He really shouldn't be disappearing before Guntmas.

 

[Die For Me!]

Sorry ayyylawgs but the Ralphamale isn't dead yet.

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>it takes Ralph 3 days to upload clips from his own show
>meanwhile a-logs can have his entire 8 hour long show clipped and uploaded by next morning
Good thing Ralph trimmed the fat and got rid of his entire #KillTeam and works completely alone, really saving Ralph a lot of time and money if you want to know the truth about it!

Ralph has finally done something on his main twitter account, still no Troo & Vindicated tweet yet, which is pretty xanaxcoded behavior IMO.

 

[Tofu Dust]

That's good, I was worried he wouldn't make it to Minnesota to see his best bud Jawshie.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s back and he’s trusting no bish

 

[UCantCCPMe]

I've raised this question in the past and I raise it again; how does Ralph afford all this shit. Even living in dirt poor Mexico, rent, internet, cell phone service, food, utilities and any other expenses should be bankrupting piggy who makes less than a part-time employee at McDonalds. Either he has some secret financier or semi-lucrative side hustle. The former seems unlikely due to Ralph's irrelevence and the latter seems unlikely due to his laziness. So where is Ralph getting all this money?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I've raised this question in the past and I raise it again; how does Ralph afford all this shit. Even living in dirt poor Mexico, rent, internet, cell phone service, food, utilities and any other expenses should be bankrupting piggy who makes less than a part-time employee at McDonalds. Either he has some secret financier or semi-lucrative side hustle. The former seems unlikely due to Ralph's irrelevence and the latter seems unlikely due to his laziness. So where is Ralph getting all this money?

Everyone underestimates how much he makes.

We all laugh he gets 1~3$ super berries while’s streaming to less than 100 people. But they add up if you do that multiple times a week. Plus, whiles he normally has a trash audience, he does sometimes get windfalls, either with him getting a decent sized E celeb to come on or just get pilled out and then nothing but people giving him jokes super chats telling him to have another drink. He actually said the most profitable he is normally when he’s pilled out.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Everyone underestimates how much he makes.

We all laugh he gets 1~3$ super berries while’s streaming to less than 100 people. But they add up if you do that multiple times a week. Plus, whiles he normally has a trash audience, he does sometimes get windfalls, either with him getting a decent sized E celeb to come on or just get pilled out and then nothing but people giving him jokes super chats telling him to have another drink. He actually said the most profitable he is normally when he’s pilled out.

So I guess the question I should be asking is..... Where'd all the money go?

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

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He’s back and he’s trusting no bish

He can't even finish the word bish, this isn't the kingly Ralph I know, this is

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

TRUST NO BI...furcated guntling.

 

[Rage Pig]

>it takes Ralph 3 days to upload clips from his own show
>meanwhile a-logs can have his entire 8 hour long show clipped and uploaded by next morning
Good thing Ralph trimmed the fat and got rid of his entire #KillTeam and works completely alone, really saving Ralph a lot of time and money if you want to know the truth about it!
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Ralph has finally done something on his main twitter account, still no Troo & Vindicated tweet yet, which is pretty xanaxcoded behavior IMO.

Well deserved Christmas time for the Gunt. Clipping the total flop that his CHRISTMAS FEST turned out to be. Pretty sure the reason for the missed Guntstream and non-appearance on I, Hypocrite's stream is that he fell off the wagon. At least he was smart enough to not show his drunken melon live on air or wrote tweets full of typos and was able to keep the sober facade intact for his retarded audience.
Next stop Tijuana whore house for a trad Christmas with Ethan Oliver Ralph, family man and father of the year.

 

[NaggotFigger]

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He’s back and he’s trusting no bish

The only bish piggertits doesn’t trust is the ayylawgs that tryna ruin his trip to Tijuana. After reaching to certain whore houses in Ti-yew-wah-nah, he’s going to waste all those pesos on diarrhea-inducing tacos, more tequilas, whores and pilled out for this Christmas occasion, BISH

Well deserved Christmas time for the Gunt. Clipping the total flop that his CHRISTMAS FEST turned out to be. Pretty sure the reason for the missed Guntstream and non-appearance on I, Hypocrite's stream is that he fell off the wagon. At least he was smart enough to not show his drunken melon live on air or wrote tweets full of typos and was able to keep the sober facade intact for his retarded audience.

I’m not surprised that Gunt is still streaming flops on a daily basis with resilience. That’s desperation trying to make money as a dirt poor white trash in Mexico who has excessively bifurcated gunt and neck gunt that is too cowardly to do some part-time or low-income jobs.
Unfortunately. Ayylawgs still wants to see piggy pillstreaming and douse himself in booze more than Ralph actually being sober for once. And Piggertits can’t help it.
If Ralph isn’t the Ralphamale, then he’s simply a bitch.
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YEW AINT GUNNA SCARE ME BISH, AHM DA RALPHAMALE AYYLAWGS

 

[Mynameisdark]

When I was checking Ralph's Twitter I found it really pathetic he tweeted the Friday show link 7 separate times. Ralph was just spacing out, pouting on stream, hoping some e-celeb would see the Gunt signal.

He totally relapsed but I'm sure he'll just say he got the timezones mixed up. Such a classic excuse, it should be bronze by now.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

When I was checking Ralph's Twitter I found it really pathetic he tweeted the Friday show link 7 separate times. Ralph was just spacing out, pouting on stream, hoping some e-celeb would see the Gunt signal.

He totally relapsed but I'm sure he'll just say he got the timezones mixed up. Such a classic excuse, it should be bronze by now.

Makes it really hard to keep up with those pesky timezones when you're gigging out on bars of Xanax and bottles of cheap booze.

Seriously Ralph, could you just hollar for us. Hollar at Jim, hollar at Josh, hollar at Harry and Horse. Just do something more interesting than pretending to be a right-wing political/drama show. You're just bad at it and the best days of the Killstream are far behind you.

You know what I need Ralph? I need the old Ralphamale back. I need the Ralph that's a beer swilling, foul-mouthed SOB! The one that makes threats of violence that he will never carry out. The one that calls every woman a whore instead of book simping. Come on Ethan, I know you have it in you. Just give us one little hollar, for old times sake.

 

[Die For Me!]

Pretty sure the reason for the missed Guntstream and non-appearance on I, Hypocrite's stream is that he fell off the wagon. At least he was smart enough to not show his drunken melon live on air or wrote tweets full of typos and was able to keep the sober facade intact for his retarded audience.

The biggest tell is his refusal to even give a reason for his absence, Ralph is once again too proud to even acknowledge he's made a mistake of any kind.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Sorry ayyylawgs but the Ralphamale isn't dead yet.

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The worst possible thing that could happen to Ralph has happened to him again...

He woke up to live another day as Ralph.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

When I was checking Ralph's Twitter I found it really pathetic he tweeted the Friday show link 7 separate times. Ralph was just spacing out, pouting on stream, hoping some e-celeb would see the Gunt signal.

He totally relapsed but I'm sure he'll just say he got the timezones mixed up. Such a classic excuse, it should be bronze by now.

My favorite excuse is blaming the internet. As we all know, a poor internet connection causes the user to APPEAR to be slurring their words and falling asleep. Can't believe it's such an a-log. Mr.Chandler should have cut it down when he had the chance.