🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

A hardship I would not want to try to imagine. Good.

 

[Pale Empress]

Well, I suppose it's a good thing nobody took me up on my bet, because Ralph sure did totally own me by staying home alone in a foreign country, instead of going to spend christmas with either of his children, his wife, his brother, his uncle, or even Juju, Marie, and Vito.

Common Ralphamale W.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Got blackout drunk a few times as a teenager and never once was I so drunk passed out that I couldn't shift over to a side where I wasn't crushing my arm. Like how fucking wasted and basically comatose do you have to be to do that.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Everyone underestimates how much he makes.

I have always thought he was making decent money, and this was vindicated during the PiggyLeaks of 2023 when that fat nigga revealed the password to all his accounts while live on streaming.

People either just forget, or just say he fakes it all because it gets a reaction from Ralph.

Where'd all the money go?

I watched some of that Caleb Hammer financial audit show recently as background noise while I work - it never occurred to me how stupid otherwise normal and successful people are with their money. Going through their lives fumbling through maxxed out credit cards to buy their next bit of Chinese tat.

My guess is that Ralph pays too much for everything, and he's at the point where money is spent as soon as he gets it. If we got hold of a bank statement we would be left wondering how insanely bad at financial management can one man be?

 

[lester]

Not really, Mexico is more or less half the cost of America for him.

His donos, if he streams a week consistently, is probably 1200 minimum. People think he has this loan he has to pay on and taxes and whatnot. But @4800 a month, in Mexico. He's rollin'

 

[Elmo]

Got blackout drunk a few times as a teenager and never once was I so drunk passed out that I couldn't shift over to a side where I wasn't crushing my arm. Like how fucking wasted and basically comatose do you have to be to do that.

Xanax is a cruel mistress bish.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

My guess is that Ralph pays too much for everything, and he's at the point where money is spent as soon as he gets it. If we got hold of a bank statement we would be left wondering how insanely bad at financial management can one man be?

Ralph is the quintessential “nigga rich”.

Ralph spends as he earns. He’s already said he will never pay any of his debts, no plans to buy a house and doesn’t save for retirement because he will be dead before his 60’s (his words). He has also indicated thy at he sometimes has to wait for payments to go through before he can do certain things.

Sometimes I get sad looking at people who seem to live lavish lifestyles and objectively make less money than me. But then I remember that they have extremely limited social mobility, have to rent, no retirement plan and one large unexpected bill could devastate them for months maybe years.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Pray for the poor prostitute Ralphy is gifting himself today.

 

[AltisticRight]

Pray for the poor prostitute Ralphy is gifting himself today.

So his one functional pig hoof?

 

[NaggotFigger]

doe mahmah no chrissmuss bish ah bed dat she cant yew bish

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Does Ralph know it's not Christmas? Christmas is tomorrow. Not like that matters to Ralph since he'll be seething alone like he does every other day of the year.

 

[Braphamut]

I hope Ralph finds whatever it is he's after (excluding the vivid rape and murder fantasies he shares on stream) because it would be a lot more entertaining than him doing the gay fake sober thing for another two or three weeks.

 

[NaggotFigger]

I hope Ralph finds whatever it is he's after (excluding the vivid rape and murder fantasies he shares on stream) because it would be a lot more entertaining than him doing the gay fake sober thing for another two or three weeks.

Consider it’s Ralph, he wouldn’t use that formula aside from fake being sober and seethe alone in his shack in shithole Mexico, whilst pilling out and get drunk. He still seethe about the ayylawgs and other people he ayylawgs at, even if it’s a jolly Christmas.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Tomorrow, most children in western world will wake up with that feeling of joy and anticipation of wonder. Maybe they even hug their parents.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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It's hilarious because she's a disabled woman who was murdered by her husband! Isn't that funny?! Yes to Ralph that is actually a real knee slapper that her young children have lost their mother because her dad murdered her and tossed her body into the bog. I wonder why no women want to date Ralph anymore?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ah good ol memories. Remember this one Ralph? You were back in the US celebrating with a family, expecting a little pig horse hybrid?

Ah look at you now. In a tin shack all alone.

 

[Die For Me!]

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Ah good ol memories. Remember this one Ralph? You were back in the US celebrating with a family, expecting a little pig horse hybrid?

Ah look at you now. In a tin shack all alone.

It's mind boggling imagining Ralph inside a furnished home this nice. I see AI pictures of Ralph in cozy[.tv™] homes and shit and it's like... It's not true. Ralph was born in terrible living conditions for the 80s, and he will somehow manage to die in conditions worse than that in the year 2025.
Also lol first instinct when taking a photo next to your pregnant whore wife is to wind up a punch aimed towards her gut (foreshadowing much?)

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Ah good ol memories. Remember this one Ralph? You were back in the US celebrating with a family, expecting a little pig horse hybrid?

Ah look at you now. In a tin shack all alone.

Oh those comical Timberlands with lifts.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Oh those comical Timberlands with lifts.

Also the awkward lean towards the camera to appear just a tiny bit taller; and May still has to kneel.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Not like that matters to Ralph since he'll be seething alone like he does every other day of the year.

Pretty sad he shaved off his beard. He could have gotten a side gig as the torta stand Santa