🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nod Flenders]

He doesn't even have the trophy, last I remember it was still at Harry's along with this FED shirt and cowboy hat.

Another big L for The Gunt.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He doesn't even have the trophy, last I remember it was still at Harry's along with this FED shirt and cowboy hat.

I will take my undying sperg rage against Harruh to my grave for selling that damn cowboy hat. Ralph looked so silly in it that sometimes it made me actually have a sensible chuckle over it.

 

[ddlloo]

Pretty sure he got the ashes back from Harry ages ago, and in fact I think he mentioned they're in 'storage' at some fan's house along with other shit of his.

 

[Die For Me!]

Grok confirms Ralph is a Socialist

link / archive

Which dictator am I most like, Grok?
Answer
Ethan, given the nature of your online interactions and public persona, you might find similarities with Hugo Chávez, the former President of Venezuela. Chávez was known for his outspoken and often controversial style, his use of media to engage directly with the public, and his polarizing effect on both supporters and critics. Like you, he was unafraid to dive into contentious debates and had a flair for dramatic presentation, often using humor or sarcasm to make points or rally his base.
However, this comparison is more about style and public engagement than political ideology or actions, as the contexts and scales of influence are vastly different. Remember, this is a playful comparison based on public persona rather than a deep political or moral alignment.

 

[T00L Nigger]

Let's hope Sandra's urn is fancier than Byuu's.

That Folger's tin would of been a pot to piss in. Spite is all Ralph really has left except maybe psychological stress he experiences when the pills and booze aren't working. After that is either renal failure or overdose.

Even if he managed to be True and Honestly sober (lol) it would be one of those cases where a life-long smoker finally quits then dies from lung cancer months later. A twelve-step program for Ralph would play out like the plot of Jacob's Ladder but with sharted britches.

 

[AltisticRight]

Grok confirms Ralph is a Socialist

Must be a fat one as well.
Such is the case for a twice Obama voter.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Must be a fat one as well.
Such is the case for a twice Obama voter.

He’s just trying to seize the means of production (of chins)

 

[Obscura539]

Those poor Christmas escorts have to deal with this turkey necked monstrosity.

Homie, has the neck of a 70 year old woman.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Must be a fat one as well.
Such is the case for a twice Obama voter.

The sweet, sweet irony that Ralph's 2 and only votes before his voting rights were stripped from him following his attempt to hit a female cop; were for a democrat half-nigger.

Obama promised you changeRalph. Reach in your pocket. Feel those coins? There's your change.

 

[Die For Me!]

It has officially been 24 hours since Ralphs last sign of life on Twitter, we here at Ralpha Death Watch Hourly want YOUR input on how this could be! SMASH that Like button with the corresponding emote to have your voice be heard NOW:

= Dead / Suicide / Soaking piss off the floor after another unabortable #SoberSaturday
= Another 48 hour long depression nap / went to feed his cats and got stranded atop food mountain
= Lost his fucking phone AGAIN and is lost somewhere after using public transit / stopping by a strip club that only happens to be trafficking minors

 

[JustStopDude]

It has officially been 24 hours since Ralphs last sign of life on Twitter, we here at Ralpha Death Watch Hourly want YOUR input on how this could be! SMASH that Like button with the corresponding emote to have your voice be heard NOW:

= Dead / Suicide / Soaking piss off the floor after another unabortable #SoberSaturday
= Another 48 hour long depression nap / went to feed his cats and got stranded atop food mountain
= Lost his fucking phone AGAIN and is lost somewhere after using public transit / stopping by a strip club that only happens to be trafficking minors

You need the option for "passed out for 12 hours and now had two dead arms".

 

[deeman]

You need the option for "passed out for 12 hours and now had two dead arms".

The Black Knight > The Bacon knight! "Weeeeeeeee! T'is just *Booouuurp* a scratch" *fartnoise*

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Pretty sure he got the ashes back from Harry ages ago, and in fact I think he mentioned they're in 'storage' at some fan's house along with other shit of his.

IIRC Shanaynay took the bowling trophy with him to,Mexico but left Sandra’s ashes at Harry’s along with a bow his daddy gave him (which Harry destroyed), a championship wrestling belt that was going to be used at GuntaMania (also allegedly destroyed), many GuntaMania shirts (which Harry sold), and many other items that Harry sold.

Apparently doing anything to Sandra’s ashes was a step too far for Harry and he was supposed to have given those ashes to Michael Sisco, or at least that was what was believed at the time.

 

[Mynameisdark]

I double checked Ralph's last stream and he said he was definitely gonna stream yesterday (7:22:43), and would also appear on iHypocrite's Christmas stream. He didn't do either.

I haven't watched IH's stream in its entirety to see if Ethan's absence is addressed. But he was in fact advertised to appear by IH in the streams Thumbnail.

 

[Die For Me!]

Any big fans of the killstream in Ralphs telegram? Maybe a paypig has better info on Ralphs abscontation? We are now 43+ hours since Ralph's last sign of life

 

[AncientPhosphur]

 

[Mynameisdark]

Any big fans of the killstream in Ralphs telegram? Maybe a paypig has better info on Ralphs abscontation? We are now 43+ hours since Ralph's last sign of life

His telegram is pretty much abandoned. All his paypigs just text him directly to avoid leaks. It's only used for call ins for certain guests who don't have access to X (Twitter). If Ralph misses his Monday show something is seriously wrong.

 

[bile demon]

Figures to fat faggot had to die off stream since giving up the ghost while on air might actually make the Killstream entertaining for once and the gunt can't have that.

 

[Pale Empress]

Going to put money on him appararing as an in-studio guest on Juju's podcast (which records tomorrow, iirc). Ralph made the decision to pay off his court fine as early as he could and has made numerous comments about wanting to see Xander for Christmas. I'd say there's a strong likelihood he's going to be in the states for a bit of R&R and gunt-thumping for the holidays. Plus he has all of his girlfriends at the Tijuana brothel to visit.

 

[Rage Pig]

Any big fans of the killstream in Ralphs telegram? Maybe a paypig has better info on Ralphs abscontation? We are now 43+ hours since Ralph's last sign of life

The KF death squad entered the tin shack shortly after piggy's last stream ended and dropped a tactical kiwi on his gunt. Ralphabros, it's over. o7