Now this topic interests me! The other night, I heard it IN CONJUNCTION WITH ME!
I was on my bullshit of "get receipts of me saying that" (as I never did) and Tragic said right there at the end "Tiffany Tab00."
I was like, who the fuck is Tiffany Tab00? I listen a bit, she sounds like a horrorcow. It's a bit hard to understand what he's going on about and AK was not having it. She didn't want to talk about it. So I go digging.
Now Alex has done most of my work for me! Which I don't like, I like to do my own work. You never know. She and Hurl were posting all kinds of screenshots. I spot this one from Hurl:
That's the MBM discord! Hurl! Ick! Anyway, I see the name Tiffany Klumb. I get curious.
Her ex-husband has been convicted of possessing CP and actual sex offenses against children. There are multiple instances across time. But I want to focus on Tiffany here.
Alex is posting these as proof of Tiffany's crimes.
Now, she says she's a simp on 11/25 of last year (I'm going to guess that's when she last donated), but the crimes themselves seem to happen at other times. I'll be going through to find out exactly WHEN these happened.
So Tiffany was a CNA and she got caught stealing from a BLIND elderly client AND IT MADE THE FUCKING NEWS
HAHAHA. BASED REPORT WRITER. Oh that's fucked right there. Oh man! Read the whole thing. This was a 28 year old woman! HOW?
Highlights: She's a magpie and stole shinies like a 14-year-old kid, including makeup, a purse, and a jar of colored gems. She gave designer glasses and a REAL carved ivory clock to a friend, like a retard, haha. When police searched her home, they found loaded guns and drug paraphernalia.
When Belinda was covering Amy’s stream two nights ago, Mood Poisoning was in chat and said that she divorced her ex in 2007, and he touched kids in 2014 and 2017.
Yeah, how are you going to keep your kids safe when you've got your drug shit lying around, loaded guns laying around, and you're as high as a kite? But Tiffany has maintained throughout time that THAT was a faildox, not her. I'm willing to be charitable and do the work to verify that Tiffany N Tompson is Tiffany Tab00 or whatever the fuck she calls herself these days. And he didn't touch people, he touched children. Don't soften it, bitch. He's a child molester. Call it what it is.
Hurl posted these as well, you can dig in the wayback:
Huh! If the situation above were occurring, it sounds like Mom stepped up. Bless that woman.
I think this is again from Alex. Thank you Alex, I always cite my sources, hey, the sun is shining this morning! Isn't that nice? But here this creature is, being bold, begging for money! I love it here sometimes!
Hurl dug up lots of mean little screenshots that had me up late laughing, such as Tiffany trying to get disability because she fell on her ass on the ice while playing Pokemon Go. hahaha. It's present in The Wayback Machine. Speaking of which:
She looked like this in 2021, when she was disabled from Pokemon Go. Also her bio:
Oh we could explore THIS for days. But we don't have time!
Now, this one name pops up a lot. This is Tiffany's daughter. It's known that it's Tiffany's daughter. It's not a big secret or anything, as far as I can tell, and she's an adult, so it's fine. But at the time, she would have been 15-16 years old, talking about this stuff. Tiffany, what the fuck. Why was your child talking about all this horrorcow shit on Twitter to strangers? Fuck!
HEY THERE TIFFANY! HI GIRL! HI! HEY! MENOMONEE FALLS?
I have a system where we have to have several points of commonality for a match to be made. Relatives match. Locations match. OMG FRANKLIN! I love Franklin! It's so cute! Ages match.
Yesterday I witnessed some LUKEWARM bullshit about how "SHE DIDN'T ASK US TO PUT RESPECC ON A PDF'S NAAAAAAAYME" oh my. Hahaha. No. Uh uh.
She stole from a BLIND OLD WOMAN to get high around her kids, those kids who had already survived so much. They went from bad to worse somehow. I remember people going so hard on Sam for the gun (myself included); this woman had TWO LOADED GUNS in the house. Jesus! But hey, she didn't ask YOU to put respecc on it, right?
I find it curious how the circumstances must be exact for a critique of a situation to occur. What? When did that become a thing? It would be one thing if she were to say, hey, I had a problem, and I worked through it. But no, it appears that it's always someone else's fault when it comes to Tiffany.
Tiffany didn't have a drug problem; her mom took her kids because she wanted to relive being a mother and because her dad dropped dead at 35 (another identifying point.) Tiffany wasn't who people were saying she was! No! Like many side-side-characters, she engages in magical realism in her storytelling.
If you sit around talking about
specific topics of note all the time, if you make yourself the moral arbiter, you will have to go through with your winnowing fork anytime one of your own is shown to be AN ELDERLY ABUSING THIEF. Hahaha. SHE STEALS FROM BLIND OLD PEOPLE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO CARE FOR! LEFT LOADED HANDGUNS AND DRUGS WITHIN REACH OF HER CHILDREN! BUT THEY WERE TOTALLY SAFE! How would she even know? THE FUCK! And she refuses to own up to it.
Any of it. Rug pissing Amber? She owns up to most of it. I get not owning up to the rug pissing, it's embarrassing, but she owns up to the rest of it. This one pretends like none of it is her fault.
Pure Tiffany Energy.
*ETA to clarify some stuff.
