Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Is there a single photo or video of him where he doesn't look like a fat greasy unkempt paedophile waiting to lure children into his van?
i keep repeating this like a madman however it is astounding (mindblowing actually) that the Vanilla version is literally the most repugnant nigga in the history of faggotdom, AND YET the developers have found ways to make him uglier with each DLC
 
If you believe someone has unlawfully used your name or likeness, you can recover damages, obtain injunctive relief, or be entitled to punitive damages, statutory damages, and attorneys' fees.
I would honestly not be surprised if there's a lawyer or multiple lawyers out there who would gladly take a case like this on contingency, because even if they lost they'd get exposure, and if they won, they could start a minor cottage industry out of it.
So the monetization of a minor angle seems something that should be explored.
Aaron and everyone else involved should seriously consider shopping around for someone willing to take it on on contingency or even a flat fee+contingency basis.
Is there a single photo or video of him where he doesn't look like a fat greasy unkempt paedophile waiting to lure children into his van?
What a utterly dysgenic abomination of a man.
Truth in advertising at least.
 
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If you believe someone has unlawfully used your name or likeness, you can recover damages, obtain injunctive relief, or be entitled to punitive damages, statutory damages, and attorneys' fees.
It's a pity that Stuttering John has burned so many bridges and cried wolf so many times wrt lolsuits, as it seems like a suit against Fatty Patty over the Supertip system could be the closest John will ever get to being a successful plaintiff.

Whilst winning a lolsuit would make StutJo even more insufferable than ever, the idea of him literally pissing Fatty Patty's money away on Coors Light amuses me.
 
Crossposting from the Rekieta's Thread:

@Folgers Can made a post clipping some of Melton's show, where he talks about a future plan of traveling to Minnesota to meet Nick and do a show together. Some quotes from the post:
  • Nick invited me to come out to Minnesota where him and I would go eat at Nelson brothers and live stream it.
  • I thought maybe this would be a good thing to do before, uh, Super Bowl weekend, and maybe I could talk Rocko into going out to Minnesota with me, and maybe we get April to come. Me, Rocko, April, Nick all having a donut as big as your head.
  • ...but I might have to stay the night with Nick, and we might have to share sweet somethings. They're like sweet nothings but way more calories.
  • ...if we can go there and do coke with Nick, how badass would we be? I'm not even kidding, if we go hang out with Nick and he, like, is doing coke actively, we're doing a bump of coke with Nick Rekieta. 100%.
  • So, uh, I've talked to Tookie about it. We're, uh, Nick wants - Nick really, like I talked to Nick this week and he wants us to come out to Nelson brothers and eat lunch and do a show. Nick if you're watching, Tookie has agreed to do this.
Link to the full post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20147678
(Does not include clips—obviously)
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Yes he is, he literally bragged about illegally accessing Aaron's computer

We'll see if this is legit, though
I know, and I think he is a massive fat retard who thinks he can get away with a lot of shit.

But this drug thing is just clear cut stupidity. He knows Nick was snitched on and caught with over 25g of cocaine in his house, or at least he should if he had paid any attention. So publicly discussing the option of having TALKED WITH NICK about the option of doing cocaine together in the near future ... that is just too stupid to be real.

That is the kind of stuff that, if Nick was snitched on again, could lead to a Judge not accepting a plea deal because of the clear lack of remorse and accountability. Why the fuck would you let someone get off with a slap on the wrist when he is already planning further drug use with a visitor AT HIS HOUSE? (I neva endangered muh keedz ya honor!)

What Melton is saying here is that Nick might be planning to bring drugs back into the house, the one with his kids in it, in the near future.

I really cannot believe this is anything other than a Gayop, my suspension of disbelief is not strong enough to handle this level of idiocy.

[EDIT] Spelling, Clarification.
 
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But this drug thing is just clear cut stupidity. He knows Nick was snitched on and caught with over 25g of cocaine in his house, or at least he should if he had paid any attention. So publicly discussing the option of having TALKED WITH NICK about the option of doing cocaine together in the near future ... that is just too stupid to be real.
He is joking about the cocaine thing, just to farm some engagement, I think. Considering Nick's position, I wouldn't even joke about such matters, but he thinks it's funny.

And this is one of those jokes where they may not be planning to do cocaine, but if they stumble upon cocaine, it would be so FuNnY and WeiRd to use it, right?

According to Nick, all those drugs and debauchery he was doing were just "fun" things. What kind of "fun" things is Nick planning to do when his friends come over to visit? 🤔
 
I know, and I think he is a massive fat retard who thinks he can get away with a lot of shit.

But this drug thing is just clear cut stupidity. He knows Nick was snitched on and caught with over 25g of cocaine in his house, or at least he should if he had paid any attention. So publicly discussing the option of having TALKED WITH NICK about the option of doing cocaine together in the near future ... that is just too stupid to be real.

That is the kind of stuff that, if Nick was snitched on again, could lead to a Judge not accepting a plea deal because of the clear lack of remorse and accountability. Why the fuck would you let someone get off with a slap on the wrist when he is already planning further drug use with a visitor AT HIS HOUSE? (I neva endangered muh keedz ya honor!)

What Melton is saying here is that Nick might be planning to bring drugs back into the house, the one with his kids in it, in the near future.

I really cannot believe this is anything other than a Gayop, my suspension of disbelief is not strong enough to handle this level of idiocy.

[EDIT] Spelling, Clarification.
I don't know Rackets that much, yet THE QUEER!!! seems to think life is all about fun and games and he's untouchable, making explanations about "you all believe everything I say, I'm the ringmaster here!". Until someday he won't be, and will have to tell policemen and a judge all about his wannabe "jokes".
 
Crossposting from the Rekieta's Thread:

@Folgers Can made a post clipping some of Melton's show, where he talks about a future plan of traveling to Minnesota to meet Nick and do a show together. Some quotes from the post:
  • Nick invited me to come out to Minnesota where him and I would go eat at Nelson brothers and live stream it.
  • I thought maybe this would be a good thing to do before, uh, Super Bowl weekend, and maybe I could talk Rocko into going out to Minnesota with me, and maybe we get April to come. Me, Rocko, April, Nick all having a donut as big as your head.
  • ...but I might have to stay the night with Nick, and we might have to share sweet somethings. They're like sweet nothings but way more calories.
  • ...if we can go there and do coke with Nick, how badass would we be? I'm not even kidding, if we go hang out with Nick and he, like, is doing coke actively, we're doing a bump of coke with Nick Rekieta. 100%.
  • So, uh, I've talked to Tookie about it. We're, uh, Nick wants - Nick really, like I talked to Nick this week and he wants us to come out to Nelson brothers and eat lunch and do a show. Nick if you're watching, Tookie has agreed to do this.
Link to the full post here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-20147678
(Does not include clips—obviously)
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Is Nick so dire in the money department he is selling access to his kids to open pedophiles?
 
A few things found in the NLO Forums archive that I originally posted here, these are from a snapshot taken March 28 2006.

The first is a survey posted by Patrick in the General Banter section:
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Wayback Machine / Alt Archive

There was some dissension in the thread, luckily Patrick had a teenager there to defend him:
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bmasta claims to be 15 and very mature for his age, this user would be about 34 years old now.

This is the survey Patrick wanted his users to take for an advertising company, was he selling their data?:
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Wayback Machine / Alt Archive

From the same March 28 2006 snapshot I found that Red Bar had an account and would post adverts for his show:
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Wayback Machine / Alt Archive

Merry Christmas Farmers and Dabbleverse lurkers, not Melton though. Get fucked MAP.
 
Well, this shitpost was inadvertently prescient...
Nick being so cozy with Melton, Juju, and Vito was bad enough on its own. Now that he's losing the balldo bunker, well... I was already worried for the kids but desperate junkies are known to go to some pretty dark places chasing their fix and King David is obviously returning to polysubstances when he thinks the Minnesota Scandinavian Deep State isn't looking
 
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