Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Candidate No 7]

This Brit troon (Mitchell G. Slater / Kirsty Elizabeth Slater / Gemma Stone / NotCursedE / CursedE/ ObscuredLeg / Edesruc / Still_Cursed - ) had his own thread but honestly I don't think it's worth resurrecting it. He is randomly still fuming about a three-year old BBC article which I am amazed to realise (perhaps it is widely known but not by me) has so upset them it has its own Wikipedia page!



Wikipedia article

And the article itself (BBC The lesbians who feel pressured to have sex and relationships with trans women

Poor Mitch is extremely very sore about it:



And so is Mallory Moore who has a thread debooonking it:



Their recriminations are full of the most contorted logic: the article quotes a group that also quoted someone who said something, someone quoted as a witness to an extremely minor thing is dodgy etc... etc... But the funny bit is they are complaining there hasn't been any reporting on this, which they would have hated too and denounced as "platforming the transphobic BBC" or something

 

[TheySeeMeRowlin]

 

[biggacracka]

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Nigga learning basic hygiene. Wait till it learns about soap

 

[Rome Is Burning]

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Like what happened? Left a shit in their underwear and someone detected it? Got an axe wound infection from it? Wore out the crotch and had their cock pop out under the spinny skirt in public?

 

[Candidate No 7]

"if you're wearing it daily".

Another option of course is to go commando on alternate days while your only pair dries a bit in the wind.

 

[CallmeCicada]

"if you're wearing it daily".

Another option of course is to go commando on alternate days while your only pair dries a bit in the wind.

The Ralphamale way.

 

[conodont]

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My absolute favorite type of troon cringe is when they say something that obviously reveals that they don't wash themselves but they think their behavior is normal. Once I saw a troon's disgusting unwashed asshole and I still am pouring bleach in my eyes every morning under the naive hope that the afterimage goes away.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Once I saw a troon's disgusting unwashed asshole

That's worse than the mutilated stinkditches in the SRS thread

 

[GloriousScarf]

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On r/fatlogic (where I found this) someone also shared the following:
"I know the tea on this case, and it was a blatant nonrefundable deposit scam from day one, but this person's delusional thinking blinded them to the fact.

It was the anaesthetist who said nope, as anyone who values their medical licence would. The surgeon can promise the moon on a stick to get the cash, safe in the knowledge they'll never have to deliver on false promises.

That said, this surgeon is subject to multiple lawsuits, most notably an adult who's now realised that their top surgery at age 14 was wildly illegal. Information readily available with a simple Google search, but this person still went ahead.

There's also drama around the fact this person did a Gofundme for this surgery, suspiciously renovating their bathroom, then throwing a tantrum when donors put two and two together and demanded refunds.

It's suspected they were rejected much earlier in the process, aren't as broken up about it as they claim, and just wanted a new bathroom (allegedly)."

That's J Aprileo. She has a thread here.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Betrayed by her own subconscious.

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Of course dreams of being one's younger self are normal and unremarkable,

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'd propose even simpler taxonomy of troons, you let me know your thoughts:
1. The Homosexual Transsexual who has watched too many sissy hypno bimbo gangbang videos and now wants to become the woman in the porn videos and get fucked by homos or homos in denial. They may or may not cut their dick off.
2. The Predator. Squirms its way into women's and children's events to case for potential victims, uses transphobia as a shield for access. These are the types who are often exposed as having groomed children in discord and molest young children and rape women and hoard CP. Unlikely to cut dick off.

A useful image by soyjak.party illustrating the two:
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I don't know why but Rapeson always makes me nearly choke laughing whenever I see him posted. He's such a perfect AGP mascot.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

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Seems pooner's are taking a page from their tranny masters in why men don't like them.
And of course being narcissistic decides it's jealousy from earning their "masculinity" and how they get attention from "lesbian" girls.

Pooner's wish people were jealous of them

No one's ever anything but amused by a pooner's performative masculinity.

 

[monstrous bubo]

And the article itself (BBC The lesbians who feel pressured to have sex and relationships with trans women

Well you see no lesbian is pressuring true and honest transbians into sex, so the opposite must be true, and anyway bitches should be giving it up for muh affirmations

 

[countrybumpkin]

That's J Aprileo. She has a thread here.

Thanks. On r/fatlogic there's a rule that posters have to obscure the identities of the people they're mocking, so I had no idea if it was a "famous" troon or not.

 

[Dick Johnson]

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On r/fatlogic (where I found this) someone also shared the following:
"I know the tea on this case, and it was a blatant nonrefundable deposit scam from day one, but this person's delusional thinking blinded them to the fact.

It was the anaesthetist who said nope, as anyone who values their medical licence would. The surgeon can promise the moon on a stick to get the cash, safe in the knowledge they'll never have to deliver on false promises.

That said, this surgeon is subject to multiple lawsuits, most notably an adult who's now realised that their top surgery at age 14 was wildly illegal. Information readily available with a simple Google search, but this person still went ahead.

There's also drama around the fact this person did a Gofundme for this surgery, suspiciously renovating their bathroom, then throwing a tantrum when donors put two and two together and demanded refunds.

It's suspected they were rejected much earlier in the process, aren't as broken up about it as they claim, and just wanted a new bathroom (allegedly)."

BMI of 89, but the thing you need to feel good in your body is slightly reducing the size of your tits. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

 

[stupid frog]

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On r/fatlogic (where I found this) someone also shared the following:
"I know the tea on this case, and it was a blatant nonrefundable deposit scam from day one, but this person's delusional thinking blinded them to the fact.

It was the anaesthetist who said nope, as anyone who values their medical licence would. The surgeon can promise the moon on a stick to get the cash, safe in the knowledge they'll never have to deliver on false promises.

That said, this surgeon is subject to multiple lawsuits, most notably an adult who's now realised that their top surgery at age 14 was wildly illegal. Information readily available with a simple Google search, but this person still went ahead.

There's also drama around the fact this person did a Gofundme for this surgery, suspiciously renovating their bathroom, then throwing a tantrum when donors put two and two together and demanded refunds.

It's suspected they were rejected much earlier in the process, aren't as broken up about it as they claim, and just wanted a new bathroom (allegedly)."

I know the real tea. This person is basically right, and it's about JULIANA
I don't think they did it because they "wanted a new bathroom", I think they used the money for it after the fact. Also, Corissa doesn't even like the new bathroom (and assuredly it was her idea)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/corissa-enneking-fatgirlflow-and-juliana-j-aprileo-comfyfattravels.66870/

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

BMI of 89, but the thing you need to feel good in your body is slightly reducing the size of your tits. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

Her real BMI is probably higher, she's 5' 2" and has admitted to being over 500 pounds a couple of years ago. For some reason, fat activists tend to lie about their weight, even though they claim to be fat and proud.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Same with misogynists. I trust a dude who makes his disdain for women known more than I'd ever trust a self-proclaimed "male feminist." Some of the most disgusting, degenerate men I've ever had the misfortune to encounter are the ones telling you they respect women.

What's funny is the known misogynists often do have some form of basic respect for women, they just dislike identity politics or having a woman for a boss. Regardless, they freely show you who they are right upfront, giving you the choice to engage or not. "Male feminists" on the other hand can't be trusted because the entire basis of this identity they're wearing is like a wolf in sheepskin, it's a lie intended to get them access to women by lowering their defenses. Sound familiar?

To be clear, I believe pro-feminist males can exist. They don't need to tell you this, they demonstrate it in their actions.

Lefties are some of the biggest racists and woman-haters on the planet. Just look at the troon shit. No one who respects women would bully them into ceding their spaces to MEN. And remember when Joe Biden said "Poor kids are just as bright as white kids" lmao.

You bring an interesting point. Sometimes people would only conditionally respect me. I didn't notice until I did something they thought wasn't normal for my sex. I'd rather be rejected outright instead of being rejected for stepping outside their idea of gender roles.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Their is used when discussing in a possessive manor

 

[Character from a movie]

He got banned from r/honesttransgender for suicide baiting

In normal subreddits there's no suicide baiting, but the fact that it's so common in r/honesttransgender they had to make a rule against it is hilarious.