"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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Null said:
we already did that. we were one of the first. we got banned from coinhive and we ended up on every firewall in the world.

kf gets banned from another payment processor, here comes the "have you tried?". yes, the answer is yes, i have tried.
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Schizo brained long shot here, but, Andy and PPP had a guy on the show who watches Mati regularly and is a famous comedian that is close friends with Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan is close friends with fabulously wealthy autistic super sperg Elon Musk, who has been ranting about debanking for some time now, and is currently inserted like a USB stick into the ass of President Donald Trump.

Get famous comedian man on a special MATI show to talk about his favorite lolcows, put the bug in his ear about you and the farms being blacklisted from the economy, he possibly spreads that to Rogan, who spreads it to Elon, who gets Isreal's greatest champion Donald Trump to save the farms.
 
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Schizo brained long shot here, but, Andy and PPP had a guy on the show who watches Mati regularly and is a famous comedian that is close friends with Joe Rogan.

Joe Rogan is close friends with fabulously wealthy autistic super sperg Elon Musk, who has been ranting about debanking for some time now, and is currently inserted like a USB stick into the ass of President Donald Trump.

Get famous comedian man on a special MATI show to talk about his favorite lolcows, put the bug in his ear about you and the farms being blacklisted from the economy, he possibly spreads that to Rogan, who spreads it to Elon, who gets Isreal's greatest champion Donald Trump to save the farms.
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*12 months later*

It is a dark time in America.

The dark lord, Joshua Moon, the champion of the tides, the chariot of blood, the new king of Babel has risen and entrenched himself upon a false throne in Jerusalem of Texas.

His ascendancy was announced by the Trumpet of the King and the Herald of Warlords. His legions of hyper meticulous green boots go door to door to spread the news and collect examples of long lost Confederate coins to fuel a dark ritual of unknowable scope and purpose.

The dawn of a new era of night is upon us. At the witching hour some say you can hear a mad voice on the wind...

"BEEJAMS!."
 
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Breaking news! New York is a shithole
a Guatemalan illegal alien set a sleeping woman on fire, the governor of New York released a tone deaf tweet after the incident
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Thankfully the illegal alien has been arrested
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an out of touch liberal tweet saying that if you dont make eye contact nothing bad will happen
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Please consider a system for annual subscriptions that allows for check/money order.
Money order fees and other hassles would be much less of an issue for paying out if you only had to do it annually.

I have been working to cut out payment processors for a while.
The demon nexus Amazon accepts bank transfer,
Many large stores with card only self checkouts (which are the only things available these days) will let you buy a gift card with cash at the customer service desk.
Every gas station accepts cash at a discount, some even are trying to circumvent cards themselves by offering payment cards that also come out of your checking account.
Everyone accepts cash, many accept cashiers check, some accept personal check.

In the past year the majority of the money I have spent with a credit card was on MATI Gumroad, so I am somewhat happy that an alternative will come.
 
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Ever since Josh got banned from xitter and he had his whole "I am the world's nigger" diatribe, any time he gets denied service or rejected from something or kicked from something I imagine him in black face. Like in my head he gets an email telling him that they don't want his business or his account has been terminated and he pulls out a drawer on his computer desk and there's a little tin of black oily paint that he just slathers on his cheeks and forehead with two fingers while staring at his own reflection in his turned off monitor. I also imagine he has like a big bright red pair of wax lips he pulls from the same drawer, perhaps in a case of sorts to keep it clean.

He's just sitting there staring at his reflection with big wax lips and dark as coal skin and he just says a loud in an empty room "this is what I am, would you enslave me? I'd enslave me... I'd enslave me so hard."

Does he get a craving for chicken when he feels this way? Does he listen to rap? Or does he just stare into his screen before wiping the paint off his face and moving on. I'm not sure yet.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Does he get a craving for chicken when he feels this way? Does he listen to rap? Or does he just stare into his screen before wiping the paint off his face and moving on. I'm not sure yet.
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When he resumes streaming you'll know if he went full native when you hear the 'chirp'.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Ever since Josh got banned from xitter and he had his whole "I am the world's nigger" diatribe, any time he gets denied service or rejected from something or kicked from something I imagine him in black face. Like in my head he gets an email telling him that they don't want his business or his account has been terminated and he pulls out a drawer on his computer desk and there's a little tin of black oily paint that he just slathers on his cheeks and forehead with two fingers while staring at his own reflection in his turned off monitor. I also imagine he has like a big bright red pair of wax lips he pulls from the same drawer, perhaps in a case of sorts to keep it clean.
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I imagine him writing a song with Yoko Ono. Poor bastard.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
Ever since Josh got banned from xitter and he had his whole "I am the world's nigger" diatribe, any time he gets denied service or rejected from something or kicked from something I imagine him in black face. Like in my head he gets an email telling him that they don't want his business or his account has been terminated and he pulls out a drawer on his computer desk and there's a little tin of black oily paint that he just slathers on his cheeks and forehead with two fingers while staring at his own reflection in his turned off monitor. I also imagine he has like a big bright red pair of wax lips he pulls from the same drawer, perhaps in a case of sorts to keep it clean.

He's just sitting there staring at his reflection with big wax lips and dark as coal skin and he just says a loud in an empty room "this is what I am, would you enslave me? I'd enslave me... I'd enslave me so hard."

Does he get a craving for chicken when he feels this way? Does he listen to rap? Or does he just stare into his screen before wiping the paint off his face and moving on. I'm not sure yet.
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I am the nigger's nigger, the niggerest nigger to ever nigger, the omninigger, the nigger of all niggers.
 
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So is the Rumble superchats fucked as well or is it just Gumroad? That's not clear to me.
 
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Terrifik said:
TLDR: honey the ad company might go down due to their kunfu trick on their addon( Using preferred vendor coupon & pocketing the affiliate cash)
changes affialate with micro window.
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yes ,expect this evidence of podcast - saying producer has controlled over the coupon to be deleted.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA this random browser extension substitutes their own affiliate code for the jewtubers' code. Get absolutely fucked you retarded goylems. This schadenfreude is just as satisfying as Candid.
 
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Catgirl Tyranid said:
*12 months later*

It is a dark time in America.

The dark lord, Joshua Moon, the champion of the tides, the chariot of blood, the new king of Babel has risen and entrenched himself upon a false throne in Jerusalem of Texas.

His ascendancy was announced by the Trumpet of the King and the Herald of Warlords. His legions of hyper meticulous green boots go door to door to spread the news and collect examples of long lost Confederate coins to fuel a dark ritual of unknowable scope and purpose.

The dawn of a new era of night is upon us. At the witching hour some say you can hear a mad voice on the wind...

"BEEJAMS!."
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"It is the 21st century. For more than a hundred streams the Ooperator of Mankind has sat immobile in the Ukrainian closet. He is the owner of kiwifarms by the breadth of his autism and milker of a million cows by the might of His inexhaustible autists. He is a seething carcass writhing invisibly with talmudic curses from a mountain jew. He is the KiwiLord of the vast Imperium of Sneed for whom a thousand domains are sacrificed every day so that the milk will never run dry.

Yet even in His unstable-internet state, Dear sneeder continues His eternal vigilance. Mighty investigator teams cross the tranny-infested miasma of bluesky, the only route between the distant days of Marx and the break of gamer gate 2. Vast troons die cursing his name on uncleaned alpaca farms. Greatest amongst His soldiers are the True and Honest, the guys who figured out crypto, who cannot pass a credit check. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Femoid scourge and countless gynal forces, the ever-vigilant Archivest and the Bloat-maxxers of the Adeptus Feedicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from troons, trannies, jannies -- and far, far worse (Chucks)

To be a man or woman (I was required to put women here at gunpoint) in such times is to be one amongst around 3000 (not counting our friends on tor). It is to live in the gayest and most stupid internet (the gay and stupid internet, as opposed to the Internet) imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the days of tumblr fanfiction and feminist cringe compilations, for so much has been deleted, never to be reposted. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the fake, gay, present there is only spergery. There is no peace amongst the capital I Internet, only an eternity of sneeding and feeding, and the posting of smug frogs.
 
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When the show comes back in all its glory I would like to suggest a "community submission" section where an interesting, unique or funny enough post on the forum, grom recent enough times might be read on stream. This wouldn't have to be a post written with the intent of being on the show, it wouldn't have to be a positive or negative for the post, just fun to read and entertaining.

I understand that might be a bad idea because at one point the intention was to keep the stream and the forum separate so that the stream might avoid some of the collateral of the websites reputation and provide jøsh with some added income. That seems increasingly unsuccessful anyways.

Just spit balling things I'd like to see.
 
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