Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Yes, Jack, I too await your next stroke in 2025.

 

[Revelator]

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A note to anyone who is "Christmas'd out" in the month of December: Christmas was a feast that began on the 25th and ran until the middle of Febuary. Don't blame Christmas for modern commercialism destroying what used to be a 3 month party to celebrate the beginning of putting Altus Domini after the year. If you really call yourself a Christian, Jack, you SHOULD be spending most of December in prayer and fasting in preparation for the coming of Our Lord. But I guess hatewatching kid movies and ruining your "based sigma Carnivore" diet is more important to you.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The popcorn is just his excuse for slurping down the "buddur."

It's not even butter or "buddur". It's "Golden Topping" or more accurately "artificial butter flavored grease".

When you see a movie at a theater or stream some movie from home on the flat-screen from Netflix or whatever streaming platform you are subscribed too...

You spend some money, eat some popcorn corn, drink some beers, and enjoy some sour patch kids with your friends or significant others.

You bullshit around afterwards.

We don't even go to the theater anymore. Most movies you can stream at home after a month or so. Costs the same but you do so within the comfort of your own home. Meaning you have the place to yourself, you can pause it if you need to, get whatever snacks or alcohol you want and don't have to deal with retards like Fatty asking "what just happened?" every five minutes because he's such a mushbrain.

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Honestly it's simple minded on what Jack deems a political agenda. Which is that if it empowers minorities, gays, or women, it's woke. If it bashes Trump/Republicans or goes against any of his conspiracy theories (like the moon landing being faked), it's woke.

Same for his no violence thing, though I have no idea what the criteria is for that since he says a movie is bad for having violence yet likes Shogun, Kraven, and fucking Saw X.

If you're "Christmas'd out" because you started celebrating early then that's your fault for starting early.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A note to anyone who is "Christmas'd out" in the month of December: Christmas was a feast that began on the 25th and ran until the middle of Febuary. Don't blame Christmas for modern commercialism destroying what used to be a 3 month party to celebrate the beginning of putting Altus Domini after the year.

The miserable Puritans worked on Christmas Day and outlawed Christmas celebrations wherever they were in power. All that mattered in life was work. Shakespeare's Twelfth Night itself is in reference to the Epiphany, the end of the twelve days of Christmas.

If you really call yourself a Christian, Jack, you SHOULD be spending most of December in prayer and fasting in preparation for the coming of Our Lord. But I guess hatewatching kid movies and ruining your "based sigma Carnivore" diet is more important to you.

That's right, in times past Advent was considered a small Lent and it still is in Orthodox churches. It only lost its penitential character in recent history, most likely because prayer, penance and fasting don't jive well with the commercialized version of Christmas. Some elements of it still survive, for example Catholic churches have expanded Confession and communal penance services during the season.

The reason why Italian-Americans sometimes still celebrate the Feast of Seven Fishes on Christmas Eve is due to the historical requirement that people abstain from meat on that day. Now it's more of a tradition than specifically connected to any religious reasons as this is no longer required in the Catholic Church.

 

[The Grimace]

Ironically one of the most successful parts of the Lion King franchise was (and is) the Broadway musical. Obviously live action.

Also because the musical is about humans instead of realistic CGI lions replacing their cartoon counterparts.

 

[The Grimace]

charlatans such as Chris Langan (whose wikipedia article seems to have been written by someone who hates him)

This article feels so poorly written, too. Something about the tone is way too casual and "off" for Wikipedia. Yet this shitty article is protected??

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Could you imagine being around Jack after a movie with his drooling and him trying to over analyze every single scene due to some sort of "political agenda" and saying "gud" or not.

No, I cannot imagine Jack over analyzing every scene. I'd be surprised if he could even vaguely describe the plot.

 

[Revelator]

The miserable Puritans worked on Christmas Day and outlawed Christmas celebrations wherever they were in power. All that mattered in life was work. Shakespeare's Twelfth Night itself is in reference to the Epiphany, the end of the twelve days of Christmas.

When it comes to Protestants, the farther you get from Lutherans and Anglicans the more retarded it gets.

That's right, in times past Advent was considered a small Lent and it still is in Orthodox churches. It only lost its penitential character in recent history, most likely because prayer, penance and fasting don't jive well with the commercialized version of Christmas. Some elements of it still survive, for example Catholic churches have expanded Confession and communal penance services during the season.

The reason why Italian-Americans sometimes still celebrate the Feast of Seven Fishes on Christmas Eve is due to the historical requirement that people abstain from meat on that day. Now it's more of a tradition than specifically connected to any religious reasons as this is no longer required in the Catholic Church.

The good news is there's a movement in the more traditional circles to treat Advent with the reverence it deserves once again. Also to make Lent Lent again and not just buy a fish sandwich from McDonald's for 6 Fridays in a row instead of a Double Quarter Pounder.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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Honestly it's simple minded on what Jack deems a political agenda. Which is that if it empowers minorities, gays, or women, it's woke. If it bashes Trump/Republicans or goes against any of his conspiracy theories (like the moon landing being faked), it's woke.

Same for his no violence thing, though I have no idea what the criteria is for that since he says a movie is bad for having violence yet likes Shogun, Kraven, and fucking Saw X.

The only way a 7 bone rib roast will cost $900 is if you buy one already dry-aged from Whole Foods market. Any normal 7 rib roast at this time of year is $300 , maybe $350.


So this is some corner case. Probably some other YouTuber that can use it as a write off.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Could you imagine being around Jack after a movie with his drooling and him trying to over analyze every single scene due to some sort of "political agenda" and saying "gud" or not.

God damn. That's a kill joy for me.

I disagree, at least for just one movie. Remember Jack admitted he can't see shit, and he only considers the presence of queers and colored people political, so he has to be squirming the entire time trying to formulate a question in his mongoloid brain that won't get his ass kicked by polite society.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I disagree, at least for just one movie. Remember Jack admitted he can't see shit, and he only considers the presence of queers and colored people political, so he has to be squirming the entire time trying to formulate a question in his mongoloid brain that won't get his ass kicked by polite society.

This is Nashville metro area. There is no “polite society” around him. It’s a black hole of assholes that get sucked in and get stuck in the event horizon bitching, grifting, and being terrible while doing performative theatrics about how gud or how free they are. Even Jack admits he misses Orange County.

Nashville is republican Denver. Everyone living there is miserable and can’t leave. But they do enjoy it when you are miserable too.

I’m to the right of Trump but I’d live in Portland before I lived in Nashville. No fun pricks.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

This is Nashville metro area. There is no “polite society” around him. It’s a black hole of assholes that get sucked in and get stuck in the event horizon bitching, grifting, and being terrible while doing performative theatrics about how gud or how free they are. Even Jack admits he misses Orange County.

Nashville is republican Denver. Everyone living there is miserable and can’t leave. But they do enjoy it when you are miserable too.

I’m to the right of Trump but I’d live in Portland before I lived in Nashville. No fun pricks.

Nashville kind of sounds like Long Island; no wonder so many of the dumbass dagos I knew from LI fantasized about moving there or somewhere similar in that region of the US.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Could you imagine being around Jack after a movie with his drooling and him trying to over analyze every single scene due to some sort of "political agenda" and saying "gud" or not.

God damn. That's a kill joy for me.

It'd be worse being around Jack during the movie as he continually grunts, coughs, farts and sharts.

 

[Bassomatic]

I disagree, at least for just one movie. Remember Jack admitted he can't see shit, and he only considers the presence of queers and colored people political, so he has to be squirming the entire time trying to formulate a question in his mongoloid brain that won't get his ass kicked by polite society.

It's always baffling a man who drinks so much BVLL cum (keto/carnivore friendly) is as racist as he is.

We all know Jack is a fake Christian and would never admit it Jesus wasn't a little Aryan baby. But then again, Jacks an A Rab.

I actually just made a few batches of pickles and will bring some to a holiday party I'm going to. Unlike Jack who just forces food upon people my in laws begged for some of Dr. Bassos food. It made me feel really good about my self and welcome in the family. Jack will never feel that. I would love to have seen the shit show when Bri's fam first met the Scalfatties.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Unlike Jack who just forces food upon people my in laws begged for some of Dr. Bassos food. It made me feel really good about my self and welcome in the family.

Same with me when it comes to grilling, we've got to have Genosse Busmalis making the burgers, chicken and brats. I 100% love seeing other people enjoy the food I make far more than eating it myself. You just feel good and know it's appreciated by everyone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When it comes to Protestants, the farther you get from Lutherans and Anglicans the more retarded it gets.

The good news is there's a movement in the more traditional circles to treat Advent with the reverence it deserves once again. Also to make Lent Lent again and not just buy a fish sandwich from McDonald's for 6 Fridays in a row instead of a Double Quarter Pounder.

Always have an entire fleet of recipes that do not require meat. Paella, latke with apple sauce, and various other recipes. The pierogi book I recently bought has some recipes perfect for Lent. Jack will continue to stuff his face with slop regardless due to being a stroked out retard who attends the retard church.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

I feel before Jack was nerfed to hell by his numerous strokes, he totally would've been the guy to share his worthless opinion nonstop while watching a movie with company. It's truly a blessing from the Lord that by now, even just focusing on a movie screen demands his entire being, and even then he forgets everything after 30 seconds.

I wouldn't be surprised if this spastic shat himself while watching a movie simply because he didn't notice he needed to shit.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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#tacobarforever

His Christmas taco bar shit is one of the stranger parts of Jack lore. For a man who has no issue wasting 5 figures a year on pull poks, ribs, steaks, wasting food on cooking unholy abominations, and dining out endlessly, you'd think he would want to go all out on to make a Christmas feast. But no, this fucking jackass forces his family make their own tacos on Christmas.

 

[Revelator]

#tacobarforever

His Christmas taco bar shit is one of the stranger parts of Jack lore. For a man who has no issue wasting 5 figures a year on pull poks, ribs, steaks, wasting food on cooking unholy abominations, and dining out endlessly, you'd think he would want to go all out on to make a Christmas feast. But no, this fucking jackass forces his family make their own tacos on Christmas.

Jack likes eating, not cooking. Most of the stuff he makes is easy (season then toss it in the smoker or in a crockpot, then eat when it's "cooked.") The taco bar where most of the toppings are pre-packaged is a typical Jack thing: the most amount of food with the least amount of labor.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Taco bars or any other "diy" food makes sense for certain families for Christmas. It takes a lot of pressure off the host to cook fancy dishes, so they can focus on fun stuff for the kids.
My ex in-laws had 13 grandchildren (from 7 kids) so they did a baked potato or taco bar on Christmas and focused their energy on setting up games for the kids. It was fun for the rest of us too.

Jacks family does not love him or want his form of "entertainment." Therefore Jack has no excuse other than everyone is shy of his cooking.