📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

The cat is also "small and cute."

uWu?

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

How the fuck is that even possible?
Thats like Hippopotamus or Walrus level fat.

They've gone into debt and had a mortgage denied due to constant Doordash orders:

HAHAHA they got their FHA loan delayed because the lender looked through their bank statements and found an insane number of food related charges. She then goes on to blame white supremecy, capitilism, and a 'fear of gluttony'. It sounds like satire, the lack of self awareness is maddening.

I wish these women understood how privelaged they are to be able to maintain their sheer fucking mass. Never in human history has there been a time where you can be virtually worthless to society while living in comfort, 500+ lbs, and using the internet to bitch about how opressed you are. What would her ancestors think I wonder. /End of deep thoughts.

Also, they can't use human furniture and need to buy special fat furniture they can't break:

That’s a fantastic blog post. Some choice quotes:

“Over the last 5 years I have bought 3 mattresses. All of them have sagged, sunk on the edges, or the materials started to separate and tear within a year… except for the Big Fig of course.”

“I am not a small fatty. I weigh nearly 400 pounds, and my partner weighs the same.” - (two years ago, mind you.)

“Have you ever flopped on your bed and heard the familiar crack of wood? ... Big Fig is the first mattress and foundation that I’ve ever owned that I did not physically break from doing normal bed activities (mostly just popcorn eating and dogs playing in our bed, ya’ll).” (Just normal bed activities like eating )

“I cannot be comfortable in a soft mattress because trying to move my heavy legs and torso around in a super soft mattress makes me want to cry.”

“When I first started sleeping on this mattress I couldn’t stop remarking that I thought I was ahem using the restroom more effectively. I felt like my body was aligning and my lower back was un-kinked for the first time in years.”

“I can only hope that Big Fig starts breaking into the sofa industry, because I’d love to stop demolishing every nice couch I buy!”

Sounds so wonderful to be your size, Corissa! I too would love to break both couches and mattresses and be in constant pain.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Airline Troon complains of being “misgendered” despite “looking like this.”

Most reputable airlines require good grooming of their cabin crews. It’s not just a brand thing. The crew has so to look authoritative to increase the likelihood that we comply, particularly in case of an emergency. If that man really is cabin crew and not just larping, God help the passengers on that airline. If it lets that be its public face, who knows what’s happening on aircraft maintenance.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They've gone into debt and had a mortgage denied due to constant Doordash orders:

A Neolithic tribe could have clothed and fed themselves for 6 months by hunting this titan, and she couldn't have even waddled away as fast as a Mammoth so they wouldn't have had to chase her.

 

[Vampirella]

She's got the size right, but when does she start turning blue.

Inb4 death

 

[Sean Andalou]

Sanity attempts to emerge, must run to Reddit to make it stop.

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this is something i’ve been struggling with recently and i don’t know how to get rid of it. whenever i think of myself i immediately picture some girl who doesn’t even look like me, when i think about my relationship i’ll refer to myself as the girlfriend (something i’m not). it distresses me a lot and i’ve just been exhausted, i’ve been socially transitioning for about 3 years now and this has only started these past few months. maybe it’s impostor syndrome but even then idk what to do i’m just so tired of thinking of myself as a girl when i know i’m not one

Reddit -- Archive

 

[DickMain]

Who wanna bet that retard is also working a minimum wage job?

Maybe, it's honestly a crapshoot. I'm often surprised by how much money they often seem to make as evidenced by all of the dumb, plastic shit they waste it on.

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

Male confidence.
Seriously. Women's psychology is to second guess ourselves. Will this work? Am I qualified? What if this action won't be appreciated? Men on the other hand are socialised to be confident and self-assured. Where women are taught to ask permission, men are taught to ask forgiveness. That settles deep in your psyche and colours how you interpret the world.

Yeah, no. Not saying what you wrote is entirely untrue, but there are limits to confidence. These guys are simply deranged.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Based mom though.

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This guy has no idea what being a woman is. No sane woman would dress in that shit. I can see why the mother would be pissed.

Are there “big girls” who wear bunny ear hats? It sounds like he saw another troon do it, who stole the idea from some ageplaying e-thot. If you asked me who wears a hat with bunny ears, I’d say “a baby,” because that’s cute. An adult man in programmer socks pretending to be a Japanese teenager is not cute.

 

[Procopius]

https://x.com/HazelAppleyard_/status/1871500907126636896

Airline Troon complains of being “misgendered” despite “looking like this.”

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[DavidS877]

I'm making "Hold the line" stickers with my shitty little Temu printer to put in bathrooms at nerd cons. I'm tired of trying to figure out which toilet seats had balls rubbed on them. The very least I can do is make the interlopers slightly uncomfortable. It's benign enough that I don't look as crazy as I feel but hopefully enough to make entitled creeps feel unwelcome.
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I've thought about trying to get arrested for hate crimes by printing some of the "Woman: Adult Human Female" stickers and placing them around town before troon events.

 

[biggacracka]

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>looks like a guy
>treated like a guy
Wowzer! Who could have foreseen such dramatic development?
It's literally "Do I look like a guy? No! It's the transphobes who are wrong!"

 

[Bookwork]

Do TIFs not understand that fat men also have tits too??

Hey, now. Skinny men can flaunt tits, too.

For those who aren't big followers of news photos, that's svelte B-cupper Ryan Routh being arrested for having 2nd Amendment rights near a Trump golf course. Odds he'll troon out in prison?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Posted on r/offmychest (archive): I’m so done with trans shit because people make it a bigger deal than it really is! Fuck this paranoia!



General response: Yeah!!! Muh Florida/muh bathrooms/muh transphobic family/muh culture war






Downvoted to hell comments: uh, yeah, it IS a big deal because of y’all ruining everything and everyone with your bullshit (along with a random comment about how black people have it worse )

 

[Bookwork]

Posted on r/offmychest (archive): I’m so done with trans shit because people make it a bigger deal than it really is! Fuck this paranoia!

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General response: Yeah!!! Muh Florida/muh bathrooms/muh transphobic family/muh culture war

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Downvoted to hell comments: uh, yeah, it IS a big deal because of y’all ruining everything and everyone with your bullshit (along with a random comment about how black people have it worse )

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If only 0.000001% of the 0.00000001% hadn't conducted a decade of narcissistic antics to call attention to TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS WOMEN ARE NOT ADULT HUMAN FEMALES I NEED FREE PLASTIC TITS LET ME WAG MY BARE ASS AT YOUR TODDLERS STERILIZE CHILDREN NOW PUNCH A TERF CALL MY DICK A CLITTY OR ELSE, troons wouldn't be a national issue.

Weird Wally would still just be getting chased away from the playground by the school janitor and strutting his stuff on female impersonator night at the gay club in the warehouse on the wrong side of the tracks.

Demanding destructive things triggers pushback, and in the case of the troons, pushback has been minimal and slow to materialize. I guess they thought there would be none.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Now deleted YouTube Community post:

(Archive)
"Michelle" even has his own dedicated thread.
"dansburst" that he mentions also has his own dedicated thread

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Sanity attempts to emerge, must run to Reddit to make it stop.
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Spoiler: text

this is something i’ve been struggling with recently and i don’t know how to get rid of it. whenever i think of myself i immediately picture some girl who doesn’t even look like me, when i think about my relationship i’ll refer to myself as the girlfriend (something i’m not). it distresses me a lot and i’ve just been exhausted, i’ve been socially transitioning for about 3 years now and this has only started these past few months. maybe it’s impostor syndrome but even then idk what to do i’m just so tired of thinking of myself as a girl when i know i’m not one

Reddit -- Archive

Reminds me of this:



They are their own worst enemy. Even if the entire human race validated them and correctly gendered them, they’d still ACK because they know deep down they are a fraud. There is no suppressing it, there is no escape, this is the future you chose.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Weird Wally would still just be getting chased away from the playground by the school janitor

This made me feel so proud of a fictional school employee.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Now deleted YouTube Community post:
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"Michelle" even has his own dedicated thread.
"dansburst" that he mentions also has his own dedicated thread

Looks like a slightly thinner Numa Numa kid... not quite what I'd call "cute".

Sometimes I wish I could see whatever delusion they think they see... then again this is with a "young" filter, so how fucking awful is the real thing?

 

[stupid frog]

How the fuck is that even possible?
Thats like Hippopotamus or Walrus level fat.

Her BMI is actually likely to be higher.