DC Comics announces Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt Deadly - Yes, this is a real comic.

[From The Uncanny Valley]

We're talking about a publication that is not illegal in the slightest and which you will never see unless you actively look for it stop telling on yourself fart fetishist

Arachnophobes must secretly want to fuck spiders then

 

[Miquella]

Arachnophobes must secretly want to fuck spiders then

It's all very Freudian

 

[Vibralldo]

Modern fart humor is entirely perpetuated by soyboys and quirk chunguses who aren't clever enough to actually write humor and fart fetishists that want to groom kids into participating in their sickness

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Modern fart humor is entirely perpetuated by soyboys and quirk chunguses who aren't clever enough to actually write humor and fart fetishists that want to groom kids into participating in their sickness

All sjw humor is "poopy butt farts XD"

 

[Vibralldo]

All sjw humor is "poopy butt farts XD"

When you make offensive comedy verboten and aren't smart enough to write around that, all you have left is fart jokes.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

When you make offensive comedy verboten and aren't smart enough to write around that, all you have left is fart jokes.

And not even the mildly funny ones.

 

[Vibralldo]

And not even the mildly funny ones.

Yeah, there's never any attempt at comedic timing or wit. It's only ever "haha! Stinky fart!"

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I will forever die on the hill that Harley should have at some point been converted to bat girl after being taken in by bruce as a psudo father figure to break her trauma. Or, even better, given over to cat woman to become a man hating feminist that slowly turns back to normal after seeing the caring way Bruce and catwoman interact, then, to fulfill her roll as a tragic figure, die at the hands of Joker who couldn't handle her moving on right as she became healed.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

I will forever die on the hill that Harley should have at some point been converted to bat girl after being taken in by bruce as a psudo father figure to break her trauma. Or, even better, given over to cat woman to become a man hating feminist that slowly turns back to normal after seeing the caring way Bruce and catwoman interact, then, to fulfill her roll as a tragic figure, die at the hands of Joker who couldn't handle her moving on right as she became healed.

Wasn't more or less shown that in the Batman Beyond's movie, she quit being a criminal to live a normal life after being presumed dead? I like to think think that Bruce had a hand on that, like giving her another chance and help her create another identity so she could start again.

 

[dick brain]

We're talking about a publication that is not illegal in the slightest and which you will never see unless you actively look for it stop telling on yourself fart fetishist

"It's not illegal" is the reddest of flags. It shows that not only are you a model goy with no internal system of values and morals and defer solely to the consensus of the people around you in your decisions and opinions, and that your decisions and positions are motivated solely by the threat of punishment rather than any ideation of what is right or good, but also that you have a willingness to push even that boundary as far as you can. Saying "it's not illegal" as a retort is as telling as saying "you can't prove I did it". You think you're owning somebody, but really you're just laying your soul bare, and it is black.

 

[Crex Crex]

I hate.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I hate.

LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

 

[Cactuar King]

Wasn't more or less shown that in the Batman Beyond's movie, she quit being a criminal to live a normal life after being presumed dead? I like to think think that Bruce had a hand on that, like giving her another chance and help her create another identity so she could start again.

I kinda doubt he could forgive her after she helped torture Tim into insanity.

 

[The Lawgiver]

This fucking comic is just the culmination of the long set in destruction of this fucking character by editors and modern hack writers.

I like to think think that Bruce had a hand on that, like giving her another chance and help her create another identity so she could start again.

She's not even under an alias and is going by the same nickname she used as her criminal psuedonym there. I thinkit's funnier sincenobody ever mentions her that somehow batman and the crew just assumed she died or something because when not doing clown themed crime with her goofy abusive boyfriend she just kind of blends into the background. Not saying that asin like a "ohshe's forgettable" way I mean like she clearly is the kind of person who can easily adjust to more "normal" life even with the shit she's done. At least animated series harley. Not nu-harley that we've been dealingwith ever since DC brought her into the comics around over a decade ago.

Also the scene that got shown earlier, I knew about it,I still know about it, but upon like the 50th watch i realized it's kind of out of character slightly for the sake of added melodrama there. Cause like a good while earlier in the series we got several instances where everyone's kind of in the know that joker doesn't like his plans with batman getting fucked with even by people on "his side"

 

[Aquilus]

Thank fucking god I never grew up on Comics and Did Manga Instead. This industry is fucking dead. Nobody reads comics anymore and it Just turned (((Woke))) Dumbassry.

I, for one, can't wait for both the comics industry and the video game industry to fucking crash again, I think we're about due for a cull

True this Shit gonna collapse on its Face and will probably Be a horrific mistake. One more Marvel movie flopping and Another Concorde level failure and its tumbling down.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Remember people. Just because 2024 was the year of the 'woke collapse" the healing process is slow and we're still gonna have stragglers and leftovers like this.

 

[Two Dollars]

I’m deleting this thread from my browser history.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Comics Suck, Cope And Sneed tipped $10...
Comics Suck, Cope And Sneed tipped $10...
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Comics Suck, Cope And Sneed tipped $10...

 

[whatever I feel like]

WB really desperate, will rely on cluss..... clanus to save the day.

 

[NSA]

By letting this happen, WB are letting us know that they see zero value in DC and just couldn't care less. You can't destroy your brand if it's already dead.