Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick wins my prestigious award for Biggest Faggot.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope @Null personally disqualifies him and just gives him some kind of Lifetime Cuck Award, like a Golden Balldo, because this faggot has dominated lolcowdom for too long. If not, he should definitely be absolutely forbidden from any other kind of award if he does win this year.

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.

You mean, cuck him out winning? That's... That's deliciously ironic...

 

[AnOminous]

So why no vile slopstream where Nick prepares utterly repulsive food that looks like sewage and tries to force his kids to eat it and look happy?

Surely they're there in the home with the paterfamilias.

Lmao. They're with the grandparents.

 

[Sharpeteer]

That's the stocking stuffer! Santa knows what's up and if we wish hard enough he'll make sure Nick has the whitest (non drug sensing) Christmas ever!

Or fill his socks (I don't believe he has enough Christmas joy to even do actual stockings for the kids) with white sugar. Give him a brief moment of joy, thinking he has more drugs at last.. only to snort sugar and be sad again.

There really is no point in trying to save someone who doesn't want to be saved, so fuck it, do more drugs and set everyone around you free.

So why no vile slopstream where Nick prepares utterly repulsive food that looks like sewage and tries to force his kids to eat it and look happy?

Surely they're there in the home with the paterfamilias.

Lmao. They're with the grandparents.

Being at home on Christmas would be the worst thing for them. Lets pretend he's not doing any drugs or drinking at all, well then since he's not truly sober/clean, he has to be on edge and filled with anger if that were the case, and he's going to take it out on the little shits that ruined all his fun.

Having to go through Christmas in a house like that is terrible, and ruins your perspective at a young age.

 

[AnOminous]

Having to go through Christmas in a house like that is terrible, and ruins your perspective at a young age.

They will either know their so-called dad wasn't there on Christmas, or they will know he was a complete faggot who hated being there.

 

[Phillip Green]

Also don't think "the source" is a fan. It's someone who knows Nick. If you ask me, I think Aaron said "Nick talks to random strangers on the internet" to throw off the scent.

The absolute funniest outcome would be the source being Mandy.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

They will either know their so-called dad wasn't there on Christmas, or they will know he was a complete faggot who hated being there.

Nick cancelled Christmas because Santa is fat and he has a strict "no fat people" rule.

 

[Melty Butter]

Dear Santa,

On this holiest of days for us Christians, please remind Nick of happier days courtesy of Kayla's big brother. Matthew Woltjer is a proud father and a sober man who runs, posting his time and distances. He took lots of pictures and loved Nick.


My Christmas wish is for Nick to comprehend the gifts he's losing:

Fun family get-togethers.


Nick's dad and Matthew contemplating the stars...

Summer picnics with a Hawaiian theme for Dan Sletta's birthday (Matthew likes his creative filters).

The ex-pastor and his wife celebrating along.

A strong church community.

The innocent love of children.

Matthew tried to give him the gift of this warning in February:

Perhaps you can perform a Christmas miracle, Santa.
- Melty Butter

P. S. Merry Christmas, Nicholas. Do better. Much better.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick cancelled Christmas because Santa is fat and he has a strict "no fat people" rule.

Nick should probably concentrate on pretending he's an actual father, if he wants to keep his kids, or at least, if his only narcissistic concern is he's really mad about the idea of having to support his kids.

Somehow, he isn't doing any of that.

 

[Clamater]

The innocent love of children.

It's hard to imagine this not being enough. The whole time he was resentful of it. What a fucking poseur. The first time I heard he and kayla left to vacation alone on Christmas because "the kids are all old enough" I knew he was nothing more than an abnormally big beaked pile of shit. His youngest was only five then. No mum and dad on Christmas morning because they were off swinging with the Spades. I hope 2025 is even more brutal for him.

 

[AnOminous]

It's hard to imagine this not being enough. The whole time he was resentful of it. What a fucking poseur. The first time I heard he and kayla left to vacation alone on Christmas because "the kids are all old enough" I knew he was nothing more than an abnormally big beaked pile of shit. His youngest was only five then. No mum and dad on Christmas morning because they were off swinging with the Spades. I hope 2025 is even more brutal for him.

Remember, this dumbass mental retard cuck thought that he could post nude pictures of himself and his worthless dishrag wife in the most notorious cuck resort in the world, Hedonism II, so notorious it is even on Wikipedia as a cuck resort and the resort itself is on Wikipedia, as a cuck resort, and as so famously known as a cuck resort that it's even been cited as a cuck resort in sitcoms.

He thought he could do that and somehow nobody would figure out exactly what cuck resort he went to.

He went to literally the McDonald's of cuck resorts. The cuck resorts for absolute utter plebs.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He went to literally the McDonald's of cuck resorts. The cuck resorts for absolute utter plebs.

Forgive the words I'm going to write, but don't insult McDonald's like that. McDonald's has never turned my stomach by looking at pictures of it. My stomach roils at the very idea of knowing someone who went there.

 

[AnOminous]

Forgive the words I'm going to write, but don't insult McDonald's like that. McDonald's has never turned my stomach by looking at pictures of it. My stomach roils at the very idea of knowing someone who went there.

I will not apologize. Nicholas Robert Rekieta went to a cuck resort, during interracial cuck week, that was advertised as cuck week, then he advertised his participation in cuck week by posting a naked picture of his wife and himself, obviously at Hedonism II, during the cuck week period.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The cuck resorts for absolute utter plebs.

Where does a sophisticated cuckold patronize? The Steven Bonnell suite at the Ritz?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Where does a sophisticated cuckold patronize? The Steven Bonnell suite at the Ritz?

The Bullagio

 

[stupid frog]

So why no vile slopstream where Nick prepares utterly repulsive food that looks like sewage and tries to force his kids to eat it and look happy?

Surely they're there in the home with the paterfamilias.

Lmao. They're with the grandparents.

Just another holiday with 0 proof Nick loves his kids, smh

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I will not apologize. Nicholas Robert Rekieta went to a cuck resort, during interracial cuck week, that was advertised as cuck week, then he advertised his participation in cuck week by posting a naked picture of his wife and himself, obviously at Hedonism II, during the cuck week period.

Oh, I'm not defending Nick, a man who needs cocaine and Viagra to watch his wife and the mother of his children chug chocolate cock from the cuck chair. I'm defending McDonald's. Yes, Kroc's monster is on the high ground here. That's how much I can't stand the cock-hungry closeted faggot lolyer.

 

[Melty Butter]

Oh, fun! Santa brought selfy-pitying gem gifts!

Archive

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Oh, fun! Santa brought selfy-pitying gem gifts!
View attachment 6787285
Archive

I guess Nick is staying up extra late to catch Santa. Hopefully he gets some of that pure Columbian Christmas snow in his stocking.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I guess Nick is staying up extra late to catch Santa. Hopefully he gets some of that pure Columbian Christmas snow in his stocking.

Nick is staying up late to Racoon- and Skunk-ify that damned incel prude for daring to try to molest his beloved  April children. Fucking Doxer stressing out his family for no damned reason.