DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Squatty Potty]

Merry Christmas! Enjoy this DSP meme from years past.

 

[grump]

 

[Van Darkholme]

Just surprised Khet didn't put her hoof down and allowed him to play this, but she's probably downstairs seething (and crying).
Of course he's looking for any excuse (IT'S BORING DOOD) just to not play this anymore and enrage the farm animal downstairs any further.
Same old shit.

 

[myone]

Just surprised Khet didn't put her hoof down and allowed him to play this, but she's probably downstairs seething (and crying).

I never believed that fat Khet gives a shit. She's clearly not interested in Phil in any shape or form. It's just DSP roleplaying his mature "I am married dood" lifestyle, thinking he's beating the allegations of being gay, by supposedly losing all interest in sexy women other than his soulmaid after marriage.

It's just a convenient excuse, just like the horse breaking every appliance in their dilapidated household.

 

[Free Jasper]

Bit of both imho.

Didn’t Subaru Man say Khat would get insanely jealous over stupid little things?
Then I suppose Phillip doesn’t mind as it lets him larp as an adult every time it comes up.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Phil needs to feel superior to everyone else at all times or his NPD will start crushing him.

Being "better" than the guys who jack it to cartoons and games is low-hanging fruit, and DSP is above all else, a bottom feeder. Anyone who's ever been titillated by a fictional pair of tits that were expressly made for fanservice is inherently "weaker" than him. That's why its almost always him coupling it with him being married. He needs to stab and twist the dagger. Someone has to be jealous of him.

He just lacks the intelligence to realize that veering off into the puritanical extreme opposite makes him seem even gayer than he already is.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

To my detractor friends on the farms, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Phil needs to feel superior to everyone else at all times or his NPD will start crushing him.

Being "better" than the guys who jack it to cartoons and games is low-hanging fruit, and DSP is above all else, a bottom feeder. Anyone who's ever been titillated by a fictional pair of tits that were expressly made for fanservice is inherently "weaker" than him. That's why its almost always him coupling it with him being married. He needs to stab and twist the dagger. Someone has to be jealous of him.

He just lacks the intelligence to realize that veering off into the puritanical extreme opposite makes him seem even gayer than he already is.

What makes DSP so weird is that he used to make lewd jokes about breasts and scantily-clad women all the time. He bought sexy figurines. Then once he married Khet, he transformed into PuritanSydePhil.

People used to joke that Khet had Phil on a short leash, but once his wife appeared on stream, we saw she has the personality of a potato. Khet isn't making him do more than buy her food and games.

Phil does like to hold his wife (no small feat) and catson up as an achievement. It doesn't explain his newfound phobia of female sexuality; Phil once ragequit a game, because of a sexy talking lady refrigerator. He is bizarrely insecure when it comes to women, in a way he wasn't before Khet. There's something more going on than just wanting to look better than online perverts.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

To my detractor friends on the farms, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


What makes DSP so weird is that he used to make lewd jokes about breasts and scantily-clad women all the time. He bought sexy figurines. Then once he married Khet, he transformed into PuritanSydePhil.

People used to joke that Khet had Phil on a short leash, but once his wife appeared on stream, we saw she has the personality of a potato. Khet isn't making him do more than buy her food and games.

Phil does like to hold his wife (no small feat) and catson up as an achievement. It doesn't explain his newfound phobia of female sexuality; Phil once ragequit a game, because of a sexy talking lady refrigerator. He is bizarrely insecure when it comes to women, in a way he wasn't before Khet. There's something more going on than just wanting to look better than online perverts.

We know Leanna wanted to fuck. Phil just ignored all advances because he was probably scared or too fucking retarded to pick up on it most times.

The sex jokes early on aren’t much different than what we get now. Before the sex jokes were about women, now they are just about shit and dicks and balls. His humor didn’t change, he just switched up genders.

I genuinely think Leanna broke him in some way with women. Either she at some point said he needs to stop talking about women negatively, or he’s petrified of sex because Leanna raped him on the regular for his sad penne.

Also, a bit strange that he smiled and laughed when he got that tranny porn snuck in to his reacts. I bet if it were lesbians we’d see an “eat-it” level of angry rant.

 

[Free Jasper]

I forgot how bad khet was until I saw the TBS year in review clips.

Does she know she’s married? How did that conversation go? Her awareness seems minimal and she doesn’t want to do a lot except sit there then go lie down when sitting there becomes too much. She mumbled some stuff when pushed. She really does seem closer to a potato than a human. I’d pay money to see the conversation where she was pushed into a marriage. I’m not convinced she fully understands what marriage is.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I forgot how bad khet was until I saw the TBS year in review clips.

Does she know she’s married? How did that conversation go? Her awareness seems minimal and she doesn’t want to do a lot except sit there then go lie down when sitting there becomes too much. She mumbled some stuff when pushed. She really does seem closer to a potato than a human. I’d pay money to see the conversation where she was pushed into a marriage. I’m not convinced she fully understands what marriage is.

I can't believe I'm taking time on Christmas to comment on Kat Burnell's mental state, but such is life.

Note that I don't feel sorry for Kat as she chose to marry Phil, but for someone with her issues, it was the worst possible decision. Phil's life goals are to eat, drink, get tips, buy shit for himself, repeat. Kat's just a symbol of his alleged maturity, but they don't do anything together EXCEPT eating and drinking. She's a dull knife that never gets sharpened. So since marriage she's doubled in size, has supposed health issues, maybe works part time, and....nothing, She literally has not left their town since she got married except maybe for an "appointment". We see how that turned out for her physical and mental state.

Oh, and as far as Phil being gay, he's pretty much an alien anyway. I think he got it into his head "married men don't look at women or think about sex ever" and his brain took it to the usual delusional extremes where he exaggerates it way past common sense. With Stellar Blade, he got a chance to both be a Puritan and scam his remaining fans. Must have been a dream scenario for him.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The shift when Khet moved in is pretty real. You can see him still doing coomer shit in 2018 and then once she is shown on stream there is like 1 other coomer moment then it is banned banned banned gone forever anytime a woman is on screen or a comment is made in chat. The WPIG deep dive on it goes into it but it's literally an extreme 180 shift once Khet is in and he is even yelling at women on screen for being "lewd" in 2019.

Remember in one of those fat khet streams she seemed to really not like sexual stuff in games when specific games were mentioned. It could just be as easy as her telling him she doesn't like sexual stuff and him saying "thank god I never did either"

Anyways Merry Christmas and big ups

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

You can see him still doing coomer shit in 2018

that was all just him overcompensating to try and hide his gayness, same thing he does now just in the opposite direction

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Phil probably forces Kat to delete and never participate in any social media either. I wonder if he even let's her play multi-player games. I can only imagine the speeches she has heard about how dangerous it is for her to be online! Woman must be completely shut-off from the world except for her shitty job.

Whatever, Phil is a weak bitch. Anyone who listens to anything he says kind of deserves it.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Whatever, Phil is a weak bitch.

you have it right here. phil isn't telling khet to do anything.

 

[dent_whisperer]

How long until Phil starts seething at LTG again?

you have it right here. phil isn't telling khet to do anything.

I imagine they have arguments every now and then, I wonder if Phil breaks out the "I'm an alcoholic don't be mean to me" line when Khet raises her voice even a little.

 

[fukuyama]

you have it right here. phil isn't telling khet to do anything.

Except that her fat ass needs to work if she wants anything.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If anyone gets the beetus in that autistic "family" Phil has I hope its Phil. The dumbass would do absolutely nothing to manage it and watching when his blood sugar spikes to an insane level or bottoms out would be highly amusing to me.

He might ack-tually have it and that's the real reason for his hands being numb.

How long until Phil starts seething at LTG again?

Not long. He needs the drama.

 

[Balr0g]

We know Leanna wanted to fuck. Phil just ignored all advances because he was probably scared or too fucking retarded to pick up on it most times.

Not to mention how he tried to get with girls in the FGC. Which then led to his dick measuring on radio (I have 5.7 inch GIRTH and I am not lying) and the Incel manifesto in the female forum section. Not to mention him getting shot down bercause he incessantly was asking one girl out. Panda was probably his first and he either underperformed or got scared and then began to ignore her advances. Or even funnier, he was the one counting the stains on the ceiling while Panda fucked him

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

How long until Phil starts seething at LTG again?

LTG could use the good-publicity-by-proxy that Phil would give him but LTG is somehow more toxic than Phil. Too much for a Phil Crossover Arc to work, even though both are fags trying to evoke heel kayfabe to justify their narcissism.

You can hand Phil a win and there's a small chance he'll take it. You can hand Dale a win and he'll just throw his own feces at it until it dies.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Can a kind kiwi give me a summary of stellar blade playthrough? Also merry christmas to my fellow detractors.