Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Bilbo Boglims]

Dreams of what could have been

 

[decrease tnt]

Christmas isn't very merry without Bossman

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I'm having a Blue Christmas without you, boss

 

[Blackstar]

My Christmas is like Bossman's hands, ALL BLACK:

 

[11apocalyptic11]

DAMN THAT PARSNIP NICE

(merry christmas, you rats)

 

[draggs]

Think of how disappointed Derrick Christmas is that he wasn't able to sell Bossman his crispy yuletide crackarooski this year

FUCKING RAT RIGGERS

 

[Soup Sammiches]

- That one guy who had one fucking job who somehow messes it up throwing everything into disarray

Sir, you rang?

 

[The Backwards Man]

I can't believe im spending this years christmas without a gamba stream man this is fucking bullshit nobody wants to lift a finger to help my boy

 

[Got Milk!]

Until we get Boss back, we should have a mod be able to temp thread ban people for weird posts (like this one). It would at least give a little feeling of Boss to the thread while we await his victorious return as depicted in this video.

Austin and BossMom returning back from jail. (Technicolor, 1963)

 

[SandyCat]

Until we get Boss back, we should have a mod be able to temp thread ban people for weird posts (like this one)

Only if this moderator is a paranoid schizophrenic that smokes crack then I'd be on board

 

[break these cuffs]

Only if this moderator is a paranoid schizophrenic that smokes crack then I'd be on board

Would you settle for a tranny? Null can actually deliver on that.

 

[evilsponge]

Merry Xmas Boss I hope you got an extra pudding at the commissary

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

So dreidel is a form of gambling do you think we get the bossman interested in this kosher game? It seems up his alley

 

[Monopolywheel]

I'm saddened to learn that Bossman spent his Christmas day alone in his cell eating slop
This is fucking wrong, EDDIE WILL PAY FOR THIS!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

I'm saddened to learn that Bossman spent his Christmas day alone in his cell eating slop
This is fucking wrong, EDDIE WILL PAY FOR THIS!

He doesn't even get a cell. The jail he's in is barracks style

 

[lol cow supreme]

He doesn't even get a cell. The jail he's in is barracks style

Its a mix of 2 person cells and dorms/barracks style pods depending on his classification. With a second domestic violence charge he'll either be in the dorm of violent offenders (but who are behaving in jail) or in a cell unit.

 

[Schwarzwald]

What the fuck, bros? Were you all having a merry Christmas with your families while BossMan is still wrongfully imprisoned? I bet you didn't send a single letter to Governor Youngkin or make a single picket sign, you didn't lift a damn finger to help him. He's rotting away in there, at the mercy of the rats, and you're all just okay with that? When he hasn't done a single thing wrong? This is so fucking wrong, I don't believe this.

 

[Swiss46]

What the fuck, bros? Were you all having a merry Christmas with your families while BossMan is still wrongfully imprisoned? I bet you didn't send a single letter to Governor Youngkin or make a single picket sign, you didn't lift a damn finger to help him. He's rotting away in there, at the mercy of the rats, and you're all just okay with that? When he hasn't done a single thing wrong? This is so fucking wrong, I don't believe this.

I assure you, just like my hero Harlan Ellison, I have mailed several dead gophers with letters of support for Bossman glued to them through 4th class mail services to Governor Youngkin.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Every day I pray for a mines hit and then thank God he's still alive, nevermind his current custody status.

 

[Elysian]

We need to buy Bossman these jeans.