Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Lo! A Christmas miracle! Nick's found God and prayer... for today... on social media.

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You mean “Your sons and daughters can shoulder your burdens”, disingenuous cuck cokehead.

 

[AnOminous]

He went from fucked up in public to "I'm the only man that can handle cocaine!" to "I'm saved by his hand, praise Christ" in record time

Plus he blasphemes God every time he does one of his sick, weird Bible streams.

He is literally possessed by demons.

 

[Folgers Can]

So why no vile slopstream where Nick prepares utterly repulsive food that looks like sewage and tries to force his kids to eat it and look happy?

No way, his famous work ethic could only muster this much "cooking" for the season:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He also indulged in the time honored tradition of sexting up female viewers, like nearly every other retard streamer who had fame go to their head.

I wonder how many people could contribute to a "Nick Sexting Viewers" thread with tons and tons of DMs and images.

I am surprised former fans have not dropped these DMs. I suspect that they were disgusted and tuned out before they got to the point of wanting to share.

Does he still deny that he swang there?

I love the logical progression

"I'm not at a swingers sex resort!"
"Ok I went to the swingers sex resort, but it wasn't for swinging!"
"Ok, I'm a swinger"

He has not officially admitted it on stream, but in leaked DMs (in the OP) he told a fan that he left hints for people to figure it out. His excuse was that open statements would cause problems with his family members, but he did want people to figure it out.

"Look! I changed my mind! People are allowed to change their minds!"

That is such a cope, and I cannot believe he thought it was already strategy after, 'NO I HAVE NOT, INCEL PRUDES!', to say 'Well, it was true when I said it...'

Sorry if I missed it catching up the last 20 so pages, but while everyone was talking about Nick probably needing a real job on probation, doesn't that mean Kayla will need employment too? Can she argue that being a stay at home mom is a full time job or something wacky?

Nick might count employment as a streamer or with his family foundations as employment--if the court allows. I want them to track his streaming schedule and enforce a consistent schedule because he would seethe so much....

Kayla might get away with full-time mommy duty with CPS monitoring, as an uniformed guess.

Poor child is doomed to a lifetime of “combination” birthday/Christmas gifts.

Nick actually talked about making it a point that there were distinct celebrations. I believe his parents did the same for him.

I know families that do half-birthday celebrations in June to deal with this.

 

[Captain Manning]

Remember that Nick considers himself King David and Jesus was just some random guy.

Well, now I just feel stupid. I just spent all day attending religious functions worshiping some random guy.

I was doing it wrong. Let me correct this.

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, JUJU, AND LORD BALLDO, REINCARNATION OF KING DAVID, IS HIS MESSENGER. PIECES OF DRYWALL BE UPON HIM.


But seriously, I hope the rest of you had a blessed Christmas too.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I am surprised former fans have not dropped these DMs. I suspect that they were disgusted and tuned out before they got to the point of wanting to share.

I believe Nick published the names and addresses of people that made bar complaints against him. I would think the embarrassment of even DMing Nick coupled with the chance he had IRL account information would be a huge disincentive.

I'd also be curious if, after the Mandy thing, Nick started collecting more info on his fans and if he directed them to Signal or other messaging platforms. What he's apparently doing with Aaron through Milton would be quite disturbing for any more of his victims or survivors (ooh, idea for poll: Are Nick's paid Locals members Victims or Survivors?).

 

[Vibralldo]

That is such a cope, and I cannot believe he thought it was already strategy after, 'NO I HAVE NOT, INCEL PRUDES!', to say 'Well, it was true when I said it...'

Nick's totally junkie brained at this point
Everything he says is an attempt to justify and excuse his degeneracy

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Remember that Nick considers himself King David and Jesus was just some random guy.

King David, a man after God's own heart. No doubt Crackieta believes God would approve of his lifestyle of balldos, adultery, drug addiction, and child abuse.

Guys, God is okay with how I raise my kid! He sent his only son to Earth to become some random guy who was born in a manger and died on a cross that's just like the St. Andrew cross I bring everywhere!

 

[Flora Fox]

I also have a bday near Christmas: you are a very lucky person.

"What do you want this year? Christmas or birthday?"

 

[Swole McPole]

King David, a man after God's own heart. No doubt Crackieta believes God would approve of his lifestyle of balldos, adultery, drug addiction, and child abuse.

Instead of posting Isaiah 9 6, Kayla's mum should have been posting Isaiah 9 17

17 Therefore the Lord shall have no joy in their young men, neither shall have mercy on their fatherless and widows: for every one is an hypocrite and an evildoer, and every mouth speaketh folly. For all this his anger is not turned away, but his hand is stretched out still.

18 For wickedness burneth as the fire: it shall devour the briers and thorns, and shall kindle in the thickets of the forest, and they shall mount up like the lifting up of smoke.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is like a MAP. You know, he should be on a wall.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm not a Christian, but I've never been comfortable with how people like Nick describe God as some schmuck who's ready to listen to you, forgive and help out at your convenience no matter how badly you fuck up. I'd like to think if I worshiped an all benevolent supreme being I'd be respectful of his time.

It's just struck me as the kind of distantly selfish, faithless understanding of faith that comes from the zero cost of getting your self-absolution validated. "Yes, I ran over a hooker, shot up a school, have an apartment full of class-A substances and have 10 years worth of parking tickets but I know in my heart...God...will forgive me."

The fallacy is that forgiveness equates to removal of consequences.

God has never acted that way. There were always consequences, and they were merely mitigated by contrition.

Nick is taking through juvenile view that saying 'sorry' means that he should be absolves of any consequences for his actions. Yes, God forgives, but he is not going to get you off death down if you murder someone and eat their liver. He deals with your soul and less so the mortal planar consequences of your depravity.

 

[Captain Manning]

Guys, God is okay with how I raise my kid! He sent his only son to Earth to become some random guy who was born in a manger and died on a cross that's just like the St. Andrew cross I bring everywhere!

The sickest thing is that he believes Jesus is a failure because he died on that cross. He believes it was Jesus's destiny to rule the world as a mortal being.

Whether you are a person of faith or not, you have to understand that he completely missed the point of the story. Nick does not believe in sacrifice for the sake of others. He puts himself before everything and everyone.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Yes, God forgives, but he is not going to get you off death down if you murder someone and eat their liver.

King David for instance:

2Sa 12:11 Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up evil against thee out of thine own house, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give them unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this sun.

Oh that means I get to watch my neighbor fuck my wife. I really am like King David.

 

[AltisticRight]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Nicky Rackets gave to me
Twelve nudes of Mandy,
Eleven cans of spaghetti,
Ten eggs a-bagging,
Nine winemums gossiping,
Eight LOCALS seething,
Seven nonces a-grifting,
Six vibrating ballos,
Five ess-tea-dees!!!!
Four mandatory reporters,
Three Jamaican Bulls,
Two druggie whores,
And a mountain of co-cay-ine!

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Nick's version of D.A.R.E.:

Drugs
Are
Really
Enjoyable

The D could also stand for dicks.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

The fallacy is that forgiveness equates to removal of consequences.

God has never acted that way. There were always consequences, and they were merely mitigated by contrition.

Nick is taking through juvenile view that saying 'sorry' means that he should be absolves of any consequences for his actions. Yes, God forgives, but he is not going to get you off death down if you murder someone and eat their liver. He deals with your soul and less so the mortal planar consequences of your depravity.

Has he actually said sorry? The main reason why this thread is so busy is because he is unable to take responsibility for anything and a constant need to correct the record.

Nick's view is, now anyway, as it was different early on, that he was just having fun and never addicted and the people at his church, including his wife's sister, along with the former nanny, plotted together and invented child neglect and drug use.

He was dragged kicking and screaming into admitting swinging and has currently settled on they started swinging with April and Aaron, but before that were aggressively monogamous. Kiwifags are so powerful that by saying he swings he took it as some idea or something.

Early on into the drug arrest he was trying to make people think of local conspiracy. Then the retard Franks argument that he absolutely needed to defend on X.

Every step of the way he made himself look dumb and retarded all to then take a plea deal anyway.

I suppose the hallmark of a lolcow is the ability to always make things worse.

 

[MeltyTW]

nd they were merely mitigated by contrition.

also many times not even that. if youre truly sorry youre the first one to suggest you get what you deserve. whereas nick is always the absolute last. not even the last he just never does it.

He deals with your soul and less so the mortal planar consequences of your depravity.

which nick thinks is useless because hes actually a godless heathen whod actually prey to a golden calf he himself made if his primitive mind thought itd somehow shift the cosmos to his favor in his pursuit of earthly pleasures at the expense of his own family with the minimal possible consequences to himself

The sickest thing is that he believes Jesus is a failure because he died on that cross. He believes it was Jesus's destiny to rule the world as a mortal being.

proving that like satan evil truly is too small minded to understand the idea of a kingdom that extends beyond the scope of the mere earthly nations inhabiting the world now.

 

[JustStopDude]

Off-topic but I have a birthday very near Christmas and I haven't found this to be true. Maybe for some people, but in reality I've felt both presents were equally satisfying.

Statistically, if born later in the year, you're far more likely to be a successful athlete than if born in the beginning of a year.

It's because you tend to have more development in your formative year when playing junior sports leagues based on age groups.

 

[Vernon Dozier]

Statistically, if born later in the year, you're far more likely to be a successful athlete than if born in the beginning of a year.

It's because you tend to have more development in your formative year when playing junior sports leagues based on age groups.

It really depends on the cutoff date hockey in Canada is December 31 so it’s best to be born in January.