Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Chromeo]

Are there German themed Christmas markets in the US?

Christkindlmarts are pretty popular from what I've seen. I've never been, personally, but I know people who go every year and get so hyped.

Yes, that is meant to be her and Loki, going by the alt text. Didn't she originally want to commission someone to draw a picture of them together? She must have got impatient (or artists didn't want to draw her) and resorted to AI.

She said it was a picrew in the skeet

 

[it's pronounced gif]

I swear she picks the UGLIEST picrews. It's not hard to find some that are in a cuter style. Granted they'd look even further from the truth of her appearance, but it's not like she tries hard to make them look like her anyway.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I swear she picks the UGLIEST picrews. It's not hard to find some that are in a cuter style. Granted they'd look even further from the truth of her appearance, but it's not like she tries hard to make them look like her anyway.

I think the main problem is that piccrews that care about attractive end results don't give the option to make things that look like Stapphy (ie, ugly).

You'll notice the most attractive end results she's managed are all as conventionally female as possible.

Iirc the Japanese userbase who Piccrew was created by and for was very irritated when it got colonized by a bunch of Western thembies who wanted to make pictures of fat women with facial hair and septum piercings.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Where did she get the idea he was a fascist from anyway, and when did she decide that it was unproblematic to have a crush on him?

He had some comments on his old Twitter making fun of pronouns, making him LITERALLY HITLER in Steph's eyes. But his popularity allows her to try to flex that "I was a hybristophile before it was cool", because she doesn't realize his popularity is because health insurance executives are as popular as pedophiles. But then again, she doesn't understand why pedophilia is unpopular.

Is she actually simping over him, or just trying to get attention? He doesn't seem like her type, he's conventionally attractive and not a rapist.

 

[Chromeo]

she doesn't realize his popularity is because health insurance executives are as popular as pedophiles

oh my god does she actually think the only reason people are simping for him is because he's an attractive murderer???? JFC talk about a one-track mind!

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I think the main problem is that piccrews that care about attractive end results don't give the option to make things that look like Stapphy (ie, ugly).

You'll notice the most attractive end results she's managed are all as conventionally female as possible.

Iirc the Japanese userbase who Piccrew was created by and for was very irritated when it got colonized by a bunch of Western thembies who wanted to make pictures of fat women with facial hair and septum piercings.

Speaking of Picrew I stumbled upon this one that allowed me to have some fun with it and make an accurate Staph with the Loki of her dreams:



twoo wuv uwu

It has a fat face option, her disgusting face fuzz and everything, even her birthmark and the blue lipstick. Damn.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph got her reading comprehension clocked and told that she misgendered someone. Does she apologise? Hell no. She tells them to fuck off back to Twitter. What a clown.


The neighbour saga continues.


There are such things as stretch waist jeans FYI.


Staph not knowing what the fuck she's talking about? A usual day.


It's giving 'don't post pictures of dead Gaza kids' energy. You can't stop people posting what they want to.


The 'type thing' part is accurate.


I'm surprised she didn't name drop it.


They're mostly serial killers. There's not one musical dead guy she talks about apart from Kurt 'gender goals' Cobain.


Surprise! Other people know different languages and can use Google translate like you.


What, not listing your trans org phone number? Thank fucking god.


'I want to hear people tell me I'm delusional' bait.


A weird still photo of her on TikTok with some tacky video game-esque celtic music over the top.

LOL.

I wondered what she meant by 'If TikTok gets banned in the USA, this will be my new home.' She tagged it #lemon8 which is a website I have never heard of before and is a mess to navigate. So she might be on there, if anyone is familiar with it and knows how to search for her.

Whilst I am here: Merry Christmas to the people in this thread! Hope you have a lovely time, my fellow Staph farmers, however you choose to spend your Christmas day.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

"you got hella lore"

Merry shitscram everyone, I hope Staph gives us something glorious.

 

[Stan]

Blessed Yool to all the neo pagans even tho I'm late and gay and appropriated the holiday.

peaking of Picrew I stumbled upon this one that allowed me to have some fun with it and make an accurate Staph with the Loki of her dreams:



twoo wuv uwu

This is one of the nicer fanarts I think anyone ever made of Stephanie.

 

[Meowzers]

Speaking of Picrew I stumbled upon this one that allowed me to have some fun with it and make an accurate Staph with the Loki of her dreams:

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twoo wuv uwu

It has a fat face option, her disgusting face fuzz and everything, even her birthmark and the blue lipstick. Damn.

this is a cute picrew. i made one of irl staph and the cute blonde blue eyed fictional version she sees in the mirror. the person stephanie loves most is xyrself

They're mostly serial killers. There's not one musical dead guy she talks about apart from Kurt 'gender goals' Cobain.

michael jackson's ghost didn't get sent to the shadow realm for you to say he's not one of staph's favorite musical dead guys

yuletide blessings to you all and happy kiwiversary to me what the fuck possessed 2013 meowzers to sign up for cwcki forums on christmas, and what possesses 2024 meowzers to still be posting on christmas.
may loki spare you from fagnarok this new year

ETA: something occurred to me, when was the last time stephanie has waddled about the frigly abode? i was wondering if she'd be spending time with her parents for christmas yule, but now that i think of it, she hasn't posted about visiting them in a while, not since she got siggy. she used to spend the night there for half the week. would it be crazy to wonder if papa frigs consented to getting siggy for yarbs because you can't leave a cat alone for 4 days a week, so she wouldn't be able to stink up his home as often?

ETA 2: i just remembered something. in that picrew i gave her mushroom hair because she's gross, even though i know the picrew maker put head mushrooms as an option because its cute and cottagecore. but i just remembered earlier on in the thread, years and years ago, there was an unnecessarily lengthy discussion on whether stephanie had a fungal infection on her scalp because she tweeted that her mom was picking off literal sheets of dandruff from her scalp while brushing her hair.

 

[Quack_Quack]

If she doesn't livestream it, I'll be sorely disappointed. I think we all want to see what a wedding between a god and a mortal looks like.

nine days of devotional acts first.

And this will consist of (both wedding and 'devotional' acts):

* going to the park to leave an "offering"
* attempting her overnight thing but getting cold
* picking up sticks
* more absurd naked pics no one needs to see, ever
* shoving one of said sticks up her Schrödinger's twat and claiming its lolki consummating their marriage.
* probably a medical visit to remove twat stick splinters and be heavily side eyed by every medical professional. And the other patients.

Are there German themed Christmas markets in the US?

Probably. There's some in the UK, I just remember the food......

 

[AfghanBlue]

Probably. There's some in the UK, I just remember the food.....

And visa versa

 

[often puzzled]

I began to text my old friend who returns here occasionally to work with a friend and neighbor of hers as an advocate. Loki worked through her to get them to leave me alone.

That's so obnoxious. Her friend did whatever she did to get the neighbors to leave her alone, and Staph gives the credit to Loki. Why can't you just thank your friend for intervening on your behalf?

would it be crazy to wonder if papa frigs consented to getting siggy for yarbs because you can't leave a cat alone for 4 days a week, so she wouldn't be able to stink up his home as often?

That's my longstanding theory: he agreed to get the cat on the condition that she'd stay at her own sped pad. If that was the plan, it appears to have worked, but it was ridiculous that she was staying with them 3 nights a week when she had her own apartment.

 

[Chromeo]

it was ridiculous that she was staying with them 3 nights a week when she had her own apartment.

It was ridiculous she was doing all that AND claiming they're abusive. Abuse victims that escape don't fucking go back and forth like a child of divorce!!

 

[moorhen]

Why can't you just thank your friend for intervening on your behalf?

Because that makes her sound like a pathetic loser and not a cool and mysterious godphone, duh.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Because that makes her sound like a pathetic loser and not a cool and mysterious godphone, duh.

I think also because said "friend" was her mum, when she was sent on the errand-and Staph reconsidered how lame it actually was to admit that, especially on her super powerful druid website.

 

[Vandy2]

I think also because said "friend" was her mum, when she was sent on the errand-and Staph reconsidered how lame it actually was to admit that, especially on her super powerful druid website.

Gyro doesn't have that level of self awareness.

 

[pink cigarettes]

On the 12th day of Christmas, I wish for Staph to give to me:

12 apologies to her parents
11 therapy sessions where she tells the truth
10 -thousand dollars in grant money accounted for
9 isn't an age of consent, Stephanie
8 glasses of water a day
7 days a week of actually playing with her cat
6 non-trashy books read each year
5 job applications at grocery stores, you snob
4 days a week of walking at least a mile
More than just 3 mugs
2 meals with fresh produce
and just for lols: at least 1 facial taaaaattoo

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Hope you are all having a lovely holiday season. Santa Pee Your Pants has a late delivery of Christmas presents.

From Christmas Eve:

Spoiler: The Creep™

More info about The Creep™.


Fun Staph facts.


'I feel like that would do numbers on here.' Lol. Let's see, shall we?


3 likes. It's a terrible video with ear rape sounds that I can't figure out. Sounds like it was filmed in a powerplant. There are occasional glimpses of Peetie chewing a branch.

I love cat videos and I wouldn't even give it a like, out of spitefulness over the noise.


Cute!

On her alt, on Christmas eve:

'Cute little fucktoy' LOL. There is nothing cute or little about her, never mind the fact she has never been fucked in her life.

On her PAPST page:

Facebook hates me looking at it because I don't have an account, so I can't clarify what she means by the PAPST page being 'a troll engine' or see her 'stirring shit up.' If anyone has Facebook access, then go have a peek here.

Christmas Day:

Spoiler: A Good Enough Transgender™

Merry Christmas! What did Santa bring for Staph?

I look forward to her air frying adventures. Surely the gift exchange meant that Staph spent at least part of the day with her parents. How did she choose to spend the rest of the day? Judging by the amount of screenshots that I have, it won't be a surprise to learn that she was online for most of Christmas day.


A weird thing to assume.


This was someone else's cat post. 'He was fortunate to have five years of love with my family.' I would say that only living for such a short amount of time is very unfortunate, even more so in the company of Staph.


'This never really broke Tumblr containment...' lol wonder why.


Place your bets about what she wants a tattoo of next!

The next interaction is a bit of a mess, because of people replying to comments and it creating conversation branches, but I shall do my best:

All Staph wants for Christmas is oppression points.


No idea what this was in reply to, but I can guarantee it was to a woman, because of that condescending 'honey' tone.


It's great that she lets people know, just in case anyone gets worried.


Ending Christmas day with anxiety. I feel sorry for Siggy, who also has to deal with the noise from downstairs. Maybe one of the reasons why the apartment building doesn't allow pets is that the environment might cause them distress. Staph just wanted her 'emotional support' cat.

On her PAPST page:

LOL. She wishes she was on a watchlist for these things, but we all know what she would be on a watchlist for.

Today's updates:

Spoiler: Are you having a bath?!

No idea what made her say this, but there you go.



Tread carefully Staph!


The virtue signalling gymnastics of this series of updates is clown level.


ERGH unblock your drain, you hairy bitch.

On PAPST:

She really does talk shit on this account. I'm imagining her putting on a viking helmet every time she posts on it. As if she would ever leave the house to piss on someone's grave.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Facebook hates me looking at it because I don't have an account, so I can't clarify what she means by the PAPST page being 'a troll engine' or see her 'stirring shit up.'

Same boat, but it's probably the same as when she announces she's going to "troll" people with her personal accounts, gets in slapfights, then brags about oppression and GERD and says she's going to bed. Only as a "nonprofit organization" instead.

A weird thing to assume.

...minus context, this looks like another trans-Boomer saying he's here to meet women but doesn't want scammers or spambot links to OnlyFans. Maybe the original poster was warning that he was sniffing around the "sex worker" community for freebies or something, but Stephanie is just inserting her own pet cause out of nowhere.

All Staph wants for Christmas is oppression points.

I'm sure she's annoying in large doses haw, but my money is on the dwarf lady here. Dramatized version of their cloutfight: