Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Nana Feeder 9k]

I hope Homedad gets Cobes the biggest, fakest set of Boogie2988-tier fake teeth. That shit in his mouth is going to look amazing.

 

[Aiōn]

How about some metal crowns for the King?

 

[The Stranger]

Did he ever leave weird notes to costumers at Wendy's, or was he just kinda tarded?

No, but he got the sweet and unsweetened tea backwards, which should be a crime.

You faggots are going to keep me up beyond 2AM, thinking of ways to prove/disprove that a Lay's potato chip cannot make the amount of noise that whatever it was we heard on that clip.

It wasn't even that loud. A chip falling on it's edge from a few feet up can easily make a little tink. What kind of fucking teeth do you think can be mostly white and are also so rotten that they fall out without any pain? Stop making shit up for the lulz.

 

[Hennimore]

How about some metal crowns for the King?
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Josh on his Kanye arc with titanium teeth would be pretty great honestly.

 

[Aiōn]

Josh on his Kanye arc with titanium teeth would be pretty great honestly.

If Cobes could only become infatuated with and foodhack Flava Flav, he could become the clocktower.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Chipgate

 

[semitooth]

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

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Hmm. Not sure Josh had the best Christmas this year.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

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Hair looking on point as always. Homeless people look better than him. Joke was shit, I am sure it was shit when he heard it as well, but I bet it was told better. Better hope Tannis and Clint don't scold him for his hateful content, BOYYY!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I feel like Cobes used to be someone I’d watch to see the funny shit they would get up to.

I watch now to see how much his health is deteriorating and especially how fat he’s gotten since I last tuned in.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

especially how fat he’s gotten since I last tuned in

How fat you think he's going to get? Will he get so fat that Clint has to remove an entire wall from his trailer to get the boy into group home?

 

[Takoyaki.86]

How fat you think he's going to get? Will he get so fat that Clint has to remove an entire wall from his trailer to get the boy into group home?

Did Homedad Clint take the Double wide wall Down and throw it Away?

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I haven't had the chance to watch his latest videos, has he broached the topic of not being invited to Christmas this year? I would have expected a rant about how he wasn't allowed but it's totally cool toobz, actually he and his dad decided it would be for the best if he didn't go, and he didn't have an autistic meltdown or anything and actually Christmas sucks because it's not goth. TWU

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Did Homedad Clint take the Double wide wall Down and throw it Away?

Will the group home be double wide for extra wide Cobra?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Stumblin' round, the Bogmas tree. Deck the halls with bells of darkness toobz.

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It's definitely shaped like one but it's way too thin to be even his most withered of incisors. Probably is just a piece of potato chip or onion.

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It's nice to have a bit of content for Christmas. That message on his order is hilarious considering how poorly Jorp treats delivery workers with orders that ridiculous and tips so low. I am a bit let down though that he didn't take Jesus "SkkyGod" Christ's birthday as a chance to get wasted off 3000+ calories of eggnog and whiskey.

In Christory,we speculate if CWC has a child on the way,In cobralore we speculate if Cobes is loosing his teeth,TWU.
At least he can do this now

Gurning is Gothic Toobz

 

[ASeabear8952]

Has anything new come of the a-logging in the Wendy’s Discord?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

In Christory,we speculate if CWC has a child on the way,In cobralore we speculate if Cobes is loosing his teeth,TWU.
At least he can do this now
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Gurning is Gothic Toobz

Doods and doodettes do the best they can everyday in this thread, it is what it is

 

['Ole Dente]

In Christory,we speculate if CWC has a child on the way,In cobralore we speculate if Cobes is loosing his teeth,TWU.

But do you think Clint is a good dad? Do you think Cobra belongs in a group home? Serious inquiries only.

Spoiler: for followers of cobratin ONLY

It has been my own personal joy to wait until new people come into the thread and seriously ask them these questions so I can watch you guys lose your fucking nut over it.

 

[Axiom.]

Cobra eating something that can be a chip or a tooth is the Citizen Kane of Kiwi Farms apparently.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I hope Homedad gets Cobes the biggest, fakest set of Boogie2988-tier fake teeth. That shit in his mouth is going to look amazing.

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I'm holding onto hope for some George Washington-esque chompers that he made himself by scavenging teeth from random taxidermized/dead animals and teeth from friendly drug addicts and bums.
Imagine Cobies flashing his new teeth and there's some cool animal fangs in that mouth.