Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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PetiteFeet said:
I'm holding onto hope for some George Washington-esque chompers that he made himself by scavenging teeth from random taxidermized/dead animals and teeth from friendly drug addicts and bums.
Imagine Cobies flashing his new teeth and there's some cool animal fangs in that mouth.
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Any set of teeth cobra gets is going to get a dank customization. Green and black teeth with "Ozzy Rules" scribbled on in sharpie.

I wonder if Clint could get Cobes to get dentures if he offered a customized grill like that. Would Cobes turn down a dank set of gold teeth?
 
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PetiteFeet said:
I'm holding onto hope for some George Washington-esque chompers that he made himself by scavenging teeth from random taxidermized/dead animals and teeth from friendly drug addicts and bums.
Imagine Cobies flashing his new teeth and there's some cool animal fangs in that mouth.
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That’s Goth AF dood. Now what’s stopping him there? Why can’t he get a hair transplant from a skunk? A liver for a bear? By the time he’s 40 we can have a Doctor Frankensaunder’s Monstobra on our hands!
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bonified retard said:
Yeah, but his lack of understanding the stolen jokes, mixed with his retarded delivery basically make them cobra originals. Like that country girls joke has been ran through his boglim brain filter so many times that it's just complete nonsense at this point.
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My favorite is the horse locke and key joke, I still have no fucking idea what he is referencing there. I've tried to decipher it and Googling the terms but I can't find any connection whatsoever.
 
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:really: You might be from Wyoming if a cop's favorite thing to order from Denny's is a stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon
 
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RollingRock2 said:
:really: You might be from Wyoming if a cop's favorite thing to order from Denny's is a stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon
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Extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. The King Cobra Special at Papa John's.
 
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Hennimore said:

More stolen jokes and Twisted Tea slurping. At 4:24 you can hear some noise in the background, not sure if that's something outside his window or in the trailer with him. Could be Clint possibly?
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He made an entire “stand-up“ album that is basically this video, but he’s such a retard you can hear the mouse clicks when he ends the recording to do another joke. It happens every time.

 
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RollingRock2 said:
:really: You might be from Wyoming if a cop's favorite thing to order from Denny's is a stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon extra cheese extra onions extra bacon
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This needs to be a Walnut Grove video
 
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Dill said:
He made an entire stand-up album that is basically this video, but he’s such a retard you can hear the mouse clicks when he ends the recording to do another joke. It happens every time.

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Reminds of me of the spoken word tracks on Trout Mask Replica where Beefheart kept in the tape stopping so you just hear a tick like 9 times throughout.
 
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bonified retard said:
Yeah, but his lack of understanding the stolen jokes, mixed with his retarded delivery basically make them cobra originals. Like that country girls joke has been ran through his boglim brain filter so many times that it's just complete nonsense at this point.
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Imagine how he would warp and distort the “Bong Hit Transplant” story.
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Imagine how he would warp and distort the “Bong Hit Transplant” story.
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"So, a guy calls Papa John and orders a pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, extra jalapeño, extra anchovies, extra cheese, extra bacon.. And the employee interrupt him and asks 'who's gonna eat that?' so he replies 'my girlfriend got her bong replaced at the hospital, TWU doodt"
 
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