Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bixby Snyder said:
Any predictions on how the BOY will handle Ozzy finally fucking dying?

I know he will get black out drunk and give us some horrible covers. Real question is if he goes live or not — that will decide whether or not we get some classic Cobes.
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Probably get shitfaced off camera like he did for ozzy's birthday. Never count out the boy's ability to disappoint and not live up to even the lowest expectations.
 
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ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili said:
Why hasn't Sharon Osborne put Ozzy in a home?
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Money. It’s been known she only with ozzy for it. Hell, he tried to kill multiple times. Sharon is a greedy whore. Love it when cobra always saying “they have a happy marriage” lmao. Ozzy is half dead and doesn’t known where he is and Sharon is waiting for him to die. I’m betting money, once ozzy is dead, she’s going to make merch of it.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Ozzy said he was going back to England. He said he was done with America and, if I remember right, this pissed off cobra. Don’t know why cobra is still trying to send things to him if he’s moving. Also, with ozzy being a dead celebrity, I’m sure he doesn’t accept any packages. You don’t know what some crazy person may send to him

Love how he kept hinting on ozzy using it as an aphrodisiac. Jfc ozzy is like 74, I’m sure he can’t get it up anymore. He said the same thing with Jack. I’m sure that loser drug addict can’t get it up as well.
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Who's Jack?
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Who's Jack?
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Jack Osbourne, Ozzys son

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Bixby Snyder said:
Any predictions on how the BOY will handle Ozzy finally fucking dying?

I know he will get black out drunk and give us some horrible covers. Real question is if he goes live or not — that will decide whether or not we get some classic Cobes.
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I am just glad Ozzy didn't die while NAL was terrorizing our Goth King. Considering he threatened suicide to NAL he'd have definitely killed himself if Ozzy went.
 
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
Why anyone would want carpet pieces from that old shit hole, knowing that he's spit, vomited, blew loads on it, and probably pissed and shit too, is beyond me.
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I'm going to give a serious answer to this insane question:
1:people thirsty for internet clout
2: people who want to fund Jorsh's life for a)internet clout or b)future lulz
 
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