Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

grog has always been cheap booze usually wine for the abos.

no matter how much these faggots want to rip off Mr Sparkle this shit is just another vodka premix fruit drink.

Word has it that ,they're somehow unmentioned except in news stories distro, 80 Proof has someone decent drinks.

The whole thing is vague as fuck. I got faggot microbrew places near me that are more transparent than these jerk offs.

id rather an ice cold VB LONGNECK at 1/4 to 8 in the fuckin morning

 

[SHIGGSHOGG]

grog has always been cheap booze usually wine for the abos.

no matter how much these faggots want to rip off Mr Sparkle this shit is just another vodka premix fruit drink.

Word has it that ,they're somehow unmentioned except in news stories distro, 80 Proof has someone decent drinks.

The whole thing is vague as fuck. I got faggot microbrew places near me that are more transparent than these jerk offs.

id rather an ice cold VB LONGNECK at 1/4 to 8 in the fuckin morning

I'd rate you DRINK! but Null doesn't let me have that sticker

 

[stupid frog]

I'd rate you DRINK! but Null doesn't let me have that sticker

pay up!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

pay up!

Can’t waste good booze $$ on stickers

 

[stupid frog]

Ready to see the Christmas spread? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING!!!

Reminder:
Main: Turkey
Side: Sweet potato casserole
Side: Fennel apple squash roasted salad.
Side: Stuffing
Bread: Brazilian Cheese buns
Sauce: gravy
Sauce: Cranberry
Dessert: Chocolate w/blackberry sage compote cake

 

[Piss Bear]

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Ready to see the Christmas spread? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING!!!

Reminder:
Main: Turkey
Side: Sweet potato casserole
Side: Fennel apple squash roasted salad.
Side: Stuffing
Bread: Brazilian Cheese buns
Sauce: gravy
Sauce: Cranberry
Dessert: Chocolate w/blackberry sage compote cake

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Does Mr. Jomha always sound so dead inside and sarcastic when he speaks? He used to have more life in his voice in his older YouTube videos. Where's his Christmas spirit?

 

[nanona]

why does her food always look like her dog has been "spreading" all over it? no sense of presentation, just a mess, just like her disgusting only fans. on brand.

also lol, that tiny tart.

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

Where's his Christmas spirit?

Burned to ash in the fires of SSRIs, just like every other thing he might have once felt. Can't feel the bad, but also can't feel the good. The good in this case being spending Christmas with Anisa and their dogs. At least he's not playing WOW in an empty house, like last Christmas, so I guess that's an improvement.

Anisa, come the fuck on! I praised your previous cooking adventure for its adequacy, but this is simply an unacceptably low amount of effort put into the presentation. There's nothing inherently wrong with poor presentation, but you made the conscious decision to post pictures of it online, where people can see it and critique it. Please apply yourself. I've seen homeless shelter Christmas meals with better presentation, and they were served on styrofoam plates.

Also, a bit of a pet peeve of mine, but pets should not be anywhere near where human food is cooked and eaten.

 

[stupid frog]

I think she did OK, but not something I'd share to the Internet.

Didn't even clean off the cake plate reeeeee is that canned cranberrry?
I hope it at least tasted good. She says the cakes taste was 9/10.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Does Mr. Jomha always sound so dead inside and sarcastic when he speaks? He used to have more life in his voice in his older YouTube videos. Where's his Christmas spirit?

Exactly. Especially talking to dogs. Sounds like valley girl from 1986 only more of a faggot


yes. I do speak to my dogs like we’re debating physics ect.

 

[Frightened Rabbit]

-Ian then starts sperging about Rock Paper Scissors and how he hates people who always choose rock and that the wants to see them suffer

Here is my secret santa gift, have a merry late christmas everyone.

 

[James Brown]

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Ready to see the Christmas spread? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING!!!

Reminder:
Main: Turkey
Side: Sweet potato casserole
Side: Fennel apple squash roasted salad.
Side: Stuffing
Bread: Brazilian Cheese buns
Sauce: gravy
Sauce: Cranberry
Dessert: Chocolate w/blackberry sage compote cake

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IT IS LITERALLY THANKSGIVING FOOD. AGAIN. THE SAME EXACT MEAL EXACTLY THE SAME ONLY WEEKS LATER. WHY???

Lmfaoing at the pink cake. She's really trying to pull this whole culturally ignowant muslima shit isn't she? I wonder if she seethes over Charl Carroll's mudskin wife and this is the output. Literal holiday sabotage. You could've just made...anything else?

Fucking l.o.l.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Why does she put whole fruit/berries on her deserts? Is this some kind of trend I'm unaware of?

 

[Mac Monster]

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Ready to see the Christmas spread? I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING!!!

Reminder:
Main: Turkey
Side: Sweet potato casserole
Side: Fennel apple squash roasted salad.
Side: Stuffing
Bread: Brazilian Cheese buns
Sauce: gravy
Sauce: Cranberry
Dessert: Chocolate w/blackberry sage compote cake

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Good grief, that second picture. Maybe it tastes better than it looks, but why would you post that shit online as if it's something to be proud of? As usual, Anisa's need for Twitter asspats outweighs all.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

The food looks fine for an average person. Looks like what I made for Thanksgiving. But Anisa is not an average person, she has tried all her life to force herself into the influencersphere. So why does she take such awful photos? The cranberry sauce looks like a giant bloot clot lol. Its inexcusable for an eceleb influencer to be taking such normal unflattering phone pics. Zero effort. Just like her onlyfans!

 

[Godmode]

Why does she put whole fruit/berries on her deserts? Is this some kind of trend I'm unaware of?

Of all the crap to dunk on Anisa with, I am willing to give her a pass on the cake. Still her goyslop is nothing worthy of posting on line for asspats. And wtf is she doing on back on X? How long did her self-imposed exile to bluesky last? A week?

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Whats up with her fixation on Turkey Breast for every holiday? I get it, properly seasoned turkey breast is delicious, it's good for so many extra dishes. Why not challenge yourself with a whole bird? Why not try a different meat? Maybe it's the mountain hick in me, but on a holiday meal, the meat should be the main affair, no?

That being said, I AM marginally impressed by her ability to stick with something for a couple hours, and come out with a pseudo presentable countertop. I've just never, in my decades, seen someone make turkey, JUST the breast, two holidays in a row.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I am positively surprised that Merlin and Fiona have little visible resource guarding. Merlin doesn't seem to give two shits about Fiona taking his big orange..ball? and instead goes straight for what she was originally given and Fiona doesn't seem to be acting like the older bitch in the "pack". A rottweiler could easily do massive damage when poorly trained and Anus strikes me as a lazy trainer.
That's a tiny gold sticker for the Jomhas at the ass-end of 2024.

 

[Slur Generator]

Whats up with her fixation on Turkey Breast for every holiday? I get it, properly seasoned turkey breast is delicious, it's good for so many extra dishes.

Much like chicken, the breast is inferior to leg meat.
The only good use of breast meat is schnitzel.

 

[Felis Meanis]

grog has always been cheap booze usually wine for the abos.

no matter how much these faggots want to rip off Mr Sparkle this shit is just another vodka premix fruit drink.

Word has it that ,they're somehow unmentioned except in news stories distro, 80 Proof has someone decent drinks.

The whole thing is vague as fuck. I got faggot microbrew places near me that are more transparent than these jerk offs.

id rather an ice cold VB LONGNECK at 1/4 to 8 in the fuckin morning

During my life, I've often heard of the phrase "take a Grog" when one is encouraged to chill a bit, though I had no idea of the rather humble history of the Grog:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grog

Still, it was good news for the brave sailors of yore! :-)

I was going to post something about Napoleon's soldiers being forced to eat snails to stay alive during their very unfortunate attempt of an invasion of Russia, and this event being the origin behind the eating of snails as food, but I realized through this article that I was way off, and that the eating of snails has a far deeper history:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snails_as_food

In these matters, I take it that there is almost no benefit to be had to falsify history for politically correct points, and so I'm placing my trust in these Wikipedia-articles.

Oh well: I'm sure Grog tastes nice enough.

Edit:
Oh man, I did not know the extent of it:



Poor Merry. I'm sure it tasted nice enough though. Good ol' Uruk-hai-Grog!