DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[NomineNemo]

It gets worse. Someone should Photoshop him on the Enterprise. He'd fit right in with the aliens.

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DarkSydePakled?
PakledSydePhil?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Phil is gay because he finds half naked men wrestling, dicks, poop, and butts funny.

• If this makes him gay, every 10 year old boy who has ever lived is gay. He is just very, very childish.

I'm open minded about possibilities of Burnell's sexuality, (I'm not really a "he's gay!" fundamentalist, though it's funny to laugh at), but I don't think I used think naked men wrestling (yakuza like a dragon in the sauna) was funny or elating like he does. There was another part in that game where like a street vender wanted to fuck his character in the ass and chased him around the city; DSP was tickled pink about it. When I was 10 I thought Zangief from the live action SF movie going "quick, change the channel!" was hilarious, or Ace Ventura taking a smelly shit; I don't remember getting excited over naked man-humping.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Only Phil can make his new setup look stupider than you could possibly expect


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Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.

“I’m a better COD player than wings” said Phil with a .5 k/d. Seriously,he almost always in the negative with his kills. So much for his mouse set up helping him. DAT DAMN NETCODE

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Only Phil can make his new setup look stupider than you could possibly expect


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Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.

Motherfucker lookin like a Jiangshi.

 

[Coke Zero]

Only Phil can make his new setup look stupider than you could possibly expect


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Really rocking the amputee marionette look there Phil.

Fucking retard has his arms straight out like he's Frankenstein. This guy has zero intuition when it comes to using basic tools/equipment. Most people would naturally just use a fork to eat noodles or want their arms to be resting while using a keyboard and mouse without spending even two seconds thinking about it. Phil just naturally thinks of the dumbest and most awkward ways to do anything. His entire setup is laid out like everything is purposefully in the most uncomfortable position possible.

In four years phil will scoot his chair two feet closer to the table and brag about how much more comfortable he is using the keyboard and mouse and talk about it for weeks like it's a huge positive change to his content.

 

[LieLieFyre]

Phil isn't gay he's a faggot.

 

[Brother Wind]

I will remind all of you people who claim Phil is getting pussy whipped by Kat. That would literally be the first time he's ever listened to what another person says he should do.

 

[johnkimble123]

Underrated clip, I wish it went viral with some popular ‘normies’ - it’s pure dirtbag.

Ironically what he wishes he had (a voice that people noticed on the internet) would be the same thing that gets him dunked on when he does shit like this.

He’s so toxic and irrelevant that the worst things he says aren’t even a story to most.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fucking retard has his arms straight out like he's Frankenstein. This guy has zero intuition when it comes to using basic tools/equipment. Most people would naturally just use a fork to eat noodles or want their arms to be resting while using a keyboard and mouse without spending even two seconds thinking about it. Phil just naturally thinks of the dumbest and most awkward ways to do anything. His entire setup is laid out like everything is purposefully in the most uncomfortable position possible.

Every so often Youtube recommends that I watch some absolute slop like "Tribal people try American hamburgers for the first time" and while I don't watch it I always get reminded of Phail and the way he eats like a complete alien. Now of course the biggest difference is that the brownoids they get for that Youtube slop are people like Pashtun goat herders who spent their entire lives getting goats to fields where they can graze and fighting off wild dogs or other predators by slinging rocks at them. Phail was born and raised in a 1st world country in a middle class home, he is supposedly "Itahlien" but his first instinct is to try eating cup noodle with a spoon. Italy's cuisine is THE non-East Asian cuisine that has the most noodle-based dishes and he didn't naturally think to use a fork. In fact, I noticed in quite a few Feeding with the Pigs that he holds cutlery in a very weird way - upside down or sideways or he's craning his entire arm, never correctly. Again this is something you'd expect some Pashtun goat herder who has held a fork for the first time in his life to do. I remember when he ate curry he ate the rice, the meat and the veggies separately and then ended up eating the Poojeet sauce like a soup... he cried about the fact that the rice was tasteless, you know something that most varieties of rice are because you're expected to dump the sauce on it so the rice absorbs its taste. Don't even get me started on the absolute spergout he had over having to eat chicken off the bone. Our caveman ancestors understood the mechanics of how to eat chicken off a bone but this valedictorian couldn't.

Shit like this is why I'm drawn most to lolcows like Phail, Brendan Schaub and Patrick Tomlinson, they're living breathing cartoon characters. They are ultimately harmless but I know plenty of low class deadbeat degens like Ethan Ralph in real life living in the shittiest parts of my town so lolcows like him aren't as amusing to me.

 

[neger psykolog]

I will remind all of you people who claim Phil is getting pussy whipped by Kat. That would literally be the first time he's ever listened to what another person says he should do.

Pussy whipped doesn't exactly mean he is listening to her demands.

It just means she acts like a complete and utter cunt over tiny shit and puts on a sourpuss face and whines and complains and cunts about and won't shut the fuck up about the most minor transgression for a while. So he'll just avoid doing the action to trigger cunt mode as much as possible rather than fight it.

I had a relationship similar to this ages ago, but even then, in case I'm projecting or whatever, sbarroman basically already said the same shit about her ages ago. She gets jealous/cunt mode over tiny shit.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Pussy whipped doesn't exactly mean he is listening to her demands.

It just means she acts like a complete and utter cunt over tiny shit and puts on a sourpuss face and whines and complains and cunts about and won't shut the fuck up about the most minor transgression for a while. So he'll just avoid doing the action to trigger cunt mode as much as possible rather than fight it.

I had a relationship similar to this ages ago, but even then, in case I'm projecting or whatever, sbarroman basically already said the same shit about her ages ago. She gets jealous/cunt mode over tiny shit.

Doesn't really work in her position though, does it? She doesn't bring in the cash, they don't have children, they don't have sex, she doesn't cook, I doubt they even talk all that much.

What's she gonna do? leave? find someone else? lmao

 

[neger psykolog]

Doesn't really work in her position though, does it? She doesn't bring in the cash, they don't have children, they don't have sex, she doesn't cook, I doubt they even talk all that much.

What's she gonna do? leave? find someone else? lmao

Hell hath no fury like a woman acting like a cunt. She probably knows very well how to manipulate DSP and that he has no one else.

That doesn't mean she is smart just that she has him figured out on a subconscious level and acts like a cunt to him.

It perfectly explains why he completely changed the way he dealt with women Vidya game characters on stream basically overnight and also matches up with sbarroman's description of her attitude. And no it doesn't make sense.

It would make sense if DSP had self confidence and all that shit and stood his ground but he doesn't.

 

[Pargon]

I will remind all of you people who claim Phil is getting pussy whipped by Kat. That would literally be the first time he's ever listened to what another person says he should do.

That we’ve come close to seeing, anyway. Every person who’s ever claimed to have interacted irl with Phil as an adult tells the same story: he’s as meek as a kitten. Hellen Keller could boss him around and shit on his chest and he wouldn’t say a word about it in any fashion where he thought he could get caught.

 

[myone]

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DarkSydePakled?
PakledSydePhil?

For everyone who's normal and doesn't get this perfect reference: The Pakleds are pretty much a race of space retards (yes, really), who are so dumb, they need to abduct, coerce or just pay for other races to maintain and run their spaceships. They are unable and unwilling to understand the technology they use to survive.

Can't believe I've never made the connection to DSP before.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That's a great idea for an edit

"Captain comms from the ship coming in"

<cuts to the screen instead of the alien it's a clip from phil>

<cuts back to Picard in pain, rest of crew struck with horror>

"Wuuut? Nobody told me about The Neutral Zone! Look at the lag from these phasers! I'm pressing buttons for my Photon Torpedos! CAHM AHN!"

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Fucking retard has his arms straight out like he's Frankenstein. This guy has zero intuition when it comes to using basic tools/equipment. Most people would naturally just use a fork to eat noodles or want their arms to be resting while using a keyboard and mouse without spending even two seconds thinking about it. Phil just naturally thinks of the dumbest and most awkward ways to do anything. His entire setup is laid out like everything is purposefully in the most uncomfortable position possible.

In four years phil will scoot his chair two feet closer to the table and brag about how much more comfortable he is using the keyboard and mouse and talk about it for weeks like it's a huge positive change to his content.

I genuinely believe he does this to both be different, and because he believes his way is the only way.

 

[Pargon]

I genuinely believe he does this to both be different, and because he believes his way is the only way.

“Heh heh heh…everyone is stupid except me.”

 

[Comma]

Someone should Photoshop him on the Enterprise. He'd fit right in with the aliens.

8 hours in Photoshop:

 

[shekelshoah666]

8 hours in Photoshop:

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Clearly fake he would be biting his nails not reaching towards the black individual.

We have a $249 mic with RGB spotted on the prestream. He didn't look into it before buying.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

"by the way do you hear the bass in my voice?"

No, you still sound like a valley girl faggot.

I've said it before but I usually don't get annoyed by a guy with a higher pitched voice, but DSP has a specific faggy way of speaking between the high pitch, valley girl, and some gay voice sprinkled in and it is the most annoying voice I have ever heard in my life. It is funny how clear it is that he is insecure about his voice too. He should be.