DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Exactly


and this faggot actually reproduced

I remember the one video that he and leanna were in an hotel room and she just layed on the bed raise her ass up in such a way that no one would had blamed him if he had cut the video off and went to fuck leanna. The fact that his bitch ass just disregarded the hints and was giggling and making dumb comments tells me he aint comfortable with the topic of sex or the engagement of it. Alternatively he is just afraid of talking about women like that. Wouldnt surprise me if being with Khet has dropped his already libido levels to absolute zero...although to be fair i would too if i had to fuck something like Khet

This one?
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was never a big fan of PandaLee, but she was leagues ahead of fat khet.
 
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Even funnier when you consider this was presented right in front of DSP and he didn't know what he was supposed to do. :stress:
Bugged Sexual Innuendo mechanics. How am i supposed to know shes telling me to fuck her like she owes me money huh? If she wanted sex she can say it duh!

Saddest shit is that she really loved him and he had someone who really couldve been considered a "soulmate"
 
I won't go full into the lore of what he copied from other people. But it's really surprising how little personality he has when you look in depth at where everything he does/buys comes from
It becomes even crazier when you realize that his sudden change to the goutee and slick back hairstyle (kinda crazy to call it sudden given how long he's had that look now) was because he wanted to skinwalk CM Punk. We all make jokes about sweaty Hogans but his favorite wrassler is actually CM Punk, he bought some limited expensive plaque of him and I think he's his favorite because "he is just like me fr fr!" Both of their names are Phil and CM Punk's gimmick was being this charismatic guy who is the underdog in every situation and speaks truth to power, which is what Phail imagines himself to be.

When it comes to Triple P (I call him Triple P) it's not just his set up but he also tries imitating his "based" fake preacher rants whenever he tries "felting" someone now as well as his hype LET'S GET SOME SUUUUUBS AND LET'S MAKE ETHAN RALPH/COG/NICK FUENTES/[WHOEVER ELSE THEY'RE FEUDING WITH] SEETHE way of begging.
 
>"If you have Christmas, you have money, you idiot"
>2-hour long pre-stream about celebrating Christmas
>begs for money during the same stream

He truly is his own worst enemy.

Underrated clip, I wish it went viral with some popular ‘normies’ - it’s pure dirtbag.

This speaks volumes about him. He is, or was until late in life, getting money for Christmas from his parents. And because he’s a shut in with no friends he doesn’t know this isn’t normal.

Then he tries to convince everyone his coddled, recluse view of the world is the real one with the fake laugh.
Also; ‘You have money now, so I want it!’. What an absolute scumbag.

I haven’t been given money for Christmas since I was, what, 14 years old (latest).
Christmas is well known to be the most expensive time of year and that’s proven unfortunately by the amount of debt the average person takes on. (Please don’t go into debt for Christmas guys).

Because Phillip, I’m actually older than 14 years old Christmas is expensive. I buy my kids, my niece and nephews and my parents expensive presents because I’m in the prime of my career and can afford to.
In return I get socks and boxes of chocolates because CHILDREN AND RETIRED PARENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING ADULTS IN THEIR PRIME WADS OF CASH FOR CHRISTMAS!
That is the way it is supposed to be and from your chat it it sounds like it’s only you that isn’t this way. God help your parents. Ffs go out for a beer with someone and get some real views to align your own.

What a fucking idiot. (Insert nervous fake goat laugh).
 
I subscribe to the ED theory, but not for health reasons (at least, not initially- the alcoholism and poor eating may have made it a moot point). Because of his history of getting caught masturbating, I think we can conclude that he has a sex drive and we already know that he has addiction issues, so my assumption is that he is a porn addict. Severe porn addiction causes a version of ED where the man can get erect but can't stay erect and/or climax because the mind is used to the stimulation provided by a series of women rather than just one. If his first sexual experience (presumably with Leanna) was one where he failed to perform, such a thing would be extremely humiliating and very scarring to a narcissist who views himself as a virile alpha male.

As other people have pointed out, Phil's puritanical change in tone aligns almost exactly with Kat's arrival in his house. I think that's the simplest explanation- she said or did *something* that convinced him to switch the way he talks; it could have been a one-off comment about how she finds sexual jokes to be immature and he took it to an autistic extreme or it could have been a serious crackdown because she thought it belittled her. I really don't think this proves anything beyond being another example that Phil has no idea how he comes across when he does anything.

To rattle off the other common points-
  • Phil is gay because he finds half naked men wrestling, dicks, poop, and butts funny.
    • If this makes him gay, every 10 year old boy who has ever lived is gay. He is just very, very childish.
  • Phil is gay because he was clearly crushing on Rambo
    • Subjective. I see someone who lived his whole life alone, desperate for a friend and clumsily attempting locker room talk to facilitate male bonding (we see the same later with PPP and Warski). But I also think that one of the root causes of male loneliness is a culture that paints any attempt at close male friendship to be homosexually charged (ie Frodo and Sam), so I may be biased on this.
  • Phil is gay but won't admit it because it was associated with negative stereotypes when he was younger
    • Phil, the King of Clout and Trend Chasing, couldn't call himself Bi/Gay because it once was negative? Despite bailing on everyone and everything he's ever stood for, just for the possibility of recognition? It's possible this is "The One True Principle of DarksydePhil", but it seems unlikely.
  • Phil is gay but is ashamed of it, so he hides it
    • By openly shunning women? Phil is stupid, but I think that's too stupid even for him. If this was true, wouldn't he still be drooling over women as part of his cover? Or least doing the "I mean, I'm married, but she's still pretty hot". Why suddenly change in the middle of his life?
  • Phil is gay but he's so closeted that he won't admit it to anyone, even to himself (presumably implying that even the sexual material he consumes is straight)
    • What does gay even mean if the person himself isn't aware of it? "Ah yes, this man has dated only women, has married a woman, and watches only straight porn, but deep down, he is actually gay."
 
Underrated clip, I wish it went viral with some popular ‘normies’ - it’s pure dirtbag.

This speaks volumes about him. He is, or was until late in life, getting money for Christmas from his parents. And because he’s a shut in with no friends he doesn’t know this isn’t normal.

Then he tries to convince everyone his coddled, recluse view of the world is the real one with the fake laugh.
Also; ‘You have money now, so I want it!’. What an absolute scumbag.

I haven’t been given money for Christmas since I was, what, 14 years old (latest).
Christmas is well known to be the most expensive time of year and that’s proven unfortunately by the amount of debt the average person takes on. (Please don’t go into debt for Christmas guys).

Because Phillip, I’m actually older than 14 years old Christmas is expensive. I buy my kids, my niece and nephews and my parents expensive presents because I’m in the prime of my career and can afford to.
In return I get socks and boxes of chocolates because CHILDREN AND RETIRED PARENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING ADULTS IN THEIR PRIME WADS OF CASH FOR CHRISTMAS!
That is the way it is supposed to be and from your chat it it sounds like it’s only you that isn’t this way. God help your parents. Ffs go out for a beer with someone and get some real views to align your own.

What a fucking idiot. (Insert nervous fake goat laugh).
Well he aint wrong if you are having christmas then, yes you have money....TO GIVE TO DARKSYDEPHIL BECAUSE HE DOES FREE CONTENT CREATION FOR FREE AND HE NEEDS THE MONEY SO PLEASE TIP!!!!!!
 
I know we're all desensitized to the crazy shit Phil says, but him scalding a viewer and saying "You GET money at Christmas, genius" is up there with the most self entitled, sheltered, autistic hermit things a 40 year old man has ever said. It quite literally sounds like something you might say as a 9 year old to your parents and look back on now with embarrassment at what a spoilt little cunt you were.
 
Then when it comes to the dating sim, and hostess club, he crosses his arms and goes “oh this is so immature! Uhhh acshully I’m married and this is so demeaning and beneath me. Why is this part of the game?”
Is that the game he did every available mission in, except the vidya girlfriend missions? Yeah that was a major homosexuality nail in his sexuality orientation coffin.
dont forget how he always "accidentally" picks the gay romance option in every game that has one
Game of the year a few years ago isn't fooled by his beard in the snortfort.

I'd also add in as yet another nail in the sexuality coffin, Phil swore he'd play the DLC characters in Mortal Kombat a few years ago, which he did, right up until Sindel, and her motion captured jiggle physics, was the current new DLC character. At that point he didn't follow up on his promise, before going back to play other DLC characters (Including I believe the actual John Rambo, because Phil was going to play that one alone, drunk and naked later, no matter what, for old times sake.)
Also I don't know much about America but isn't the end of the financial year in the middle of the year?
The government of the United States is already in fiscal year 2025, it began in October, for them. Actual citizenry is finishing up tax year 2024 fourth quarter that will have tax filing in 2025 however. If you run a business, you are allowed to choose when the entity starts/finishes a tax year, Phil almost certainly does not do this so the tax year for his entity will almost certainly end at the conclusion of New Year's Eve.
 
It gets worse. Someone should Photoshop him on the Enterprise. He'd fit right in with the aliens.

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That's a great idea for an edit

"Captain comms from the ship coming in"

<cuts to the screen instead of the alien it's a clip from phil>

<cuts back to Picard in pain, rest of crew struck with horror>
 
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