Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

How can you exist with this level of self importance? To think that people not only notice you but actively want to murder you? Not only murder but slaughter. “Listen to them all” all “they” are saying is fuck off to your own bathroom. Slaughtering is when you can’t pee or change around little girls, who knew!

Cis pee is trans blood spilled!

 

[Backinpogform]

The average post by trannies is along the lines of:

"She called me he once by accident, so I took a photo pissing on her grandmother's grave and posted it with the caption Gender Neutral Toilet."

To see so many of the exact same people bemoaning why anyone would dislike them really emphasises the complete and utter grasp of social norms. Hell, basic manners.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

"I'm starting to think there's just something fundamental about us that sends cis people into a blind, murderous frenzy."

It's fascinating how troons NEVER make the connection between their actions and how people perceive them. It's not that they're annoying, disgusting narcs who use social manipulation and screeching hysterics to bludgeon people into submission, it's because normal people have some irrational hatred of them for being trans. It doesn't help that this fuckwit lives in some alternate reality where he believes the Republican party wants to put him and everyone like him into death camps for the crime of wearing skirts.

Come to think of it, I really fucking hate how troons blow every slight against them out of proportion. Being sold ashwagandha which aggrevates their male pattern baldness? Genocide. Banning the use of puberty blockers? Genocide. Being told they're not allowed to groom school students into the tranny cult? Genocide.

 

[Poonocchio]

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Imagine. The. Smell.

 

[BiggestBuford]

After 3 long years, Netflix finally releases Squid Game season 2! Not all is good, however... Netflix is as Netflix does and there's now a troon in the show whose sole reason for competing is for, and I'm not kidding,

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using the money to move to Thailand and complete their tranny surgery

Squid Game is filmed and produced in South Korea, so Netflix seems to be pushing trannies on the Koreans now. We'll have to wait and see if the Koreans will give in.

Spoiler: SquidTroon

In the mean time, there's a lot of tranny infighting, which will be the focus of today's post! Spoilers to hide all the screenshots.

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Trannies on Reddit can't agree with each other, go figure! The part I find funniest is the second comment starts off with a statement that everyone agrees with, natural women look more beautiful than men in drag. I know it, you know it, they know it, yet they insist once they get on hormones and finish all their surgeries, then they will be a real woman and totally pass!
But not right now! Because trannies just starting look like men, but they're still no different than a natural woman! But they still don't look like a woman...

Classic Reddit mental gymnastics

What do you mean you "saw the trans character"? I thought they were indistinguishable from real women? Aren't you supposed to validate them?
Typical tranny hypocrisy. It's all play pretend with them, they know they all look like men wearing makeup but if we say anything then we're the bad guys. Nothing new, I just like pointing it out when I see it.

This is a German reddit troon. That Wikipedia page is some German gay drag person. Plus some extra Reddit comments.

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Imagine how bad this guy looks if the Squid Troon "passes" better.




This final screenshot is from the 2nd Reddit OP I found. Not as interesting as the first.

Here we have a "stocky" troon who produces music. Apparently, they were just heckin misgendered the entire time they left the US!

Spoiler: DJ 7r00n

Now surely those evil Asians were just being bigots! No way this person looks that hideous, right?




Oh....

Final leg of the post is some hopeful messages that the South Koreans will push back against this insanity.

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ARGH I JUST HATE HECKIN NETFLIX FOR NOT PANDERING TO TRANNIES THE CORRECT WAY! I WON'T BE WATCHING IT!

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https://archive.ph/7T2QL Reddit 1
https://archive.ph/r1k8i Reddit 2

Here are some gay articles I found. Some have quotes from the director, nothing too noteworthy for me. Just want it archived in case trannies try to pull a "We were always supportive of this character".

https://web.archive.org/web/20241209152203/https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/tv/news/squid-game-season-2-trans-actor-park-sung-hoon-b2661181.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20241227181437/https://www.news18.com/movies/who-plays-the-trans-person-in-squid-game-2-meet-south-korean-actor-park-sung-hoon-aa-9168728.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20241227174958/https://www.koreaboo.com/news/squid-game-2-transgender-character-sparks-major-reactions-amid-controversial-casting/?cb=wylCUw

https://web.archive.org/web/20241227174513/https://decider.com/2024/12/27/squid-game-creator-interview-player-120-hyun-ju-park-sung-soon/

https://web.archive.org/web/20241221083917/https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/12/19/squid-game-season-two-netflix-trans/

https://web.archive.org/web/20240815000000*/https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/12/27/squid-game-2-trans-character-hyun-ji-park-sung-hoon/

 

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The part I find funniest is the second comment starts off with a statement that everyone agrees with, natural women look more beautiful than men in drag. I know it, you know it, they know it, yet they insist once they get on hormones and finish all their surgeries, then they will be a real woman and totally pass!

The "passing" is just an unreachable goal for them that they still choose to believe in because they have nothing else in their lives. No other overarching destination. They know deep inside that all of this is a suspension-of-disbelief cult ploy. But the brainworms in them are scared of realistic tranny portrayal, they're scared of seeing the truth, so they insist on casting natal female actresses as trannies.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

In the mean time, there's a lot of tranny infighting, which will be the focus of today's post! Spoilers to hide all the screenshots.

The absolute funniest thing about this is that despite being a normal man, the actor looks better than a lot of troons purely by virtue of being presentable and well-groomed. Browsing any tranny selfie sub would scare someone away from trooning more than watching the show.

 

[Dilatortron3000]

They made him a military AGP

 

[Positron]

I don't know how many troon Korean actors are there now, but in the 2000s a guy called Harisu had a few months in the limelight.

 

[Misogenes]

I don't know how many troon Korean actors are there now, but in the 2000s a guy called Harisu had a few months in the limelight.

I know East Asians are supposed to "pass" better to Westerners, but that first photo on the wiki page still screamed "male" to me. More subtle than your average corn-fed brickhon, but there's an undeniable masculine quality to his face. Very unfeminine legs too, oof.

 

[PigFarm]

As I catch up on this thread after a brief farm break, a conversation I had with a coworker in an old mental health job popped into my head.

The coworker was bitching about a client they had who was pissy that their delusions weren't being affirmed or supported. Despite being aware that their thoughts were irrational (not troon shit. More paranoid delusions and fabrications of grandeur.) They were mad at the therapist for not playing along with their lies of being a famous this, being stalked by media, etc and asked them "Whats the harm in just letting me believe what I want?"

My coworker had said "Can you imagine a world where we coddled every delusion and affirmed their shit?"


As I read this thread, I realize we are in that world

 

[Tragi-Chan]

New concept just dropped: Passing for non-binary

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“I thought that going NB would make me special with no effort, now you’re telling me I have to dress for it?”

I know East Asians are supposed to "pass" better to Westerners, but that first photo on the wiki page still screamed "male" to me. More subtle than your average corn-fed brickhon, but there's an undeniable masculine quality to his face. Very unfeminine legs too, oof.

The shoulders were what got me.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Non-binary wants the love of a NORMAL person, dammit!

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So I have been non-binary for quite some time now, I dress femininely whenever I feel comfortable in my setting enough to do so, and honesty I might start micro dosing on E sometime in the near future, currently it's sitting on my desk testing me, but because of my family's views and the fact that I'm not out to anyone other than my parents and my cousin (family wise, we all pretty much live in the same yard), I haven't started that process yet.

I've noticed something in my time in this community though, personally, the only people who have given me the "time of day" are chasers, and that's just a manipulation tactic; there's a few people I was interested in recently but they either found me unattractive or they weren't about trans people, I also always see posts of people turning down others solely for being trans. Which is understandable, they're straight or trans people aren't their type, yadda yadda yadda whatever 6 million reasons that anybody can understandably have for anybody.

Idk I just feel like the moment they learn I'm under the trans umbrella, everyone and their brother rules me out as a possibility. Or worst, they're a chaser and they think I'm vulnerable enough to sexualize.

I so far had more chasers go after me than actual confessions... ig I can take this to mean I'm at least attractive lmfao

No answers yet. I'll report if anything interesting shows up.

 

[Backinpogform]

Idk I just feel like the moment they learn I'm under the trans umbrella, everyone and their brother rules me out as a possibility. Or worst, they're a chaser and they think I'm vulnerable enough to sexualize.

I so far had more chasers go after me than actual confessions... ig I can take this to mean I'm at least attractive lmfao

How do you make a whole post about how absolutely no one wants you and finish with the deduction that because perverts want you, you must be attractive?

I should say fellow perverts. A guy who calls himself 'non-binary' and is far enough along in his own fetish to be considering oestrogen is just another burgeoning AGP the normals want nothing to do with.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Stop being one?

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Non-binary wants the love of a NORMAL person, dammit!
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So I have been non-binary for quite some time now, I dress femininely whenever I feel comfortable in my setting enough to do so, and honesty I might start micro dosing on E sometime in the near future, currently it's sitting on my desk testing me, but because of my family's views and the fact that I'm not out to anyone other than my parents and my cousin (family wise, we all pretty much live in the same yard), I haven't started that process yet.

I've noticed something in my time in this community though, personally, the only people who have given me the "time of day" are chasers, and that's just a manipulation tactic; there's a few people I was interested in recently but they either found me unattractive or they weren't about trans people, I also always see posts of people turning down others solely for being trans. Which is understandable, they're straight or trans people aren't their type, yadda yadda yadda whatever 6 million reasons that anybody can understandably have for anybody.

Idk I just feel like the moment they learn I'm under the trans umbrella, everyone and their brother rules me out as a possibility. Or worst, they're a chaser and they think I'm vulnerable enough to sexualize.

I so far had more chasers go after me than actual confessions... ig I can take this to mean I'm at least attractive lmfao

No answers yet. I'll report if anything interesting shows up.

This idiot willingly made himself unavailable to normal people. Being a tranny means you are a mentally ill freak who will destroy the life of others. You made your bed, now lie in it, asshole!

 

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The rest of the account is a trip.
Just your regular manly, occasional wheelchair enjoying, anorexic identifying, stomach stapled, ex whale, blood drinking pots and heds warrior. Wish there was some evidence of her, no doubt,outstanding modeling and musicing

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Donor Shortage?

Anyone Else Have Donor Shortage?

Hey, fellow creatures of the night

Lately, I’ve been dealing with a serious problem: a major shortage of blood donors in my area, and it's driving me crazy. I’m talking about MONTHS of running on empty here.

I've tried all the usual places: blood banks, discreet ads, even those weird underground "blood bars." But no one seems to be volunteering anymore, and the few who do are either dried up or super sketched out by the whole process. I get it; nobody wants to risk getting drained by a thirsty vampire (I promise I'm not that bad). But man, I'm seriously struggling out here.

I’m getting hungrier by the day, and the cravings are getting worse. Animal blood? Don’t even suggest it. Tried it once, and I’ve never felt sicker in my entire existence. It's like feeding a human tofu when they need steak.

Anyone else going through the same thing? Any tips on finding a willing donor or just... coping with the hunger? I’m all ears (and fangs).

TL;DR: I'm a hungry vampire dealing with a donor shortage, and it's rough out here. Send help (or donors).

Thanks in advance!

Bu wait there's more

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As a trans man married to a trans woman pre op who has debated phallo and also had the same debacle sleeping in the same bed with my wife because I was sold (long story, I’m only just now comfortable typing it because my therapist is the GOAT) please do not think your gf will be disgusted with you, it sounds like she really loves you op, I think the best thing you can do is have a conversation and get therapy, both for her so she can slowly heal her trauma (because it DOES NOT heal overnight, especially if it’s repeated) and for you so you understand her POV, let her know she’s safe with you, comfort her, let her know you are not a threat, and from what you type it seems like she KNOWS that deep down, brains are just wack sometimes mate, the best thing you can do is talk it out and be patient but also don’t rush it, sometimes it takes a long time to talk about things too, and that’s okay, let her know she has your complete support if and when she decides to want to talk, go to therapy, etc etc.

Apologies if I wrote some-things wrong, English is not my first language.

English isn't my first language either but I still can't figure out who was disgusted by who here.
And what does she mean sold? To her husband, on a Muslim market, 3d world sex trafficking??! Sold on the idea to be disgusted, to have genitals? Wut?

(Jesus Christ I can't stop editing ,wtf she just keeps going in real time)

 

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Wtf is this thing.

 

[Magic Pickle]

"I'm starting to think there's just something fundamental about us that sends cis people into a blind, murderous frenzy."

Probably kind of late and gay, but I could think of a few different reasons why regular people are starting to hate you.

Spoiler: Top hats in one bin, puzzle pieces in the other, thank you.

1) The push to declare openly without punishment that you are going after people's children. No one on either side of the political spectrum hears "We're coming for your kids" without feeling a sense of dread and horror, because part of parental instinct is to protect your babies. Notably, many of their ilk who promote this messaging are childless, which makes them look even more predatory. No one worth their salt as a parent on this dangerous, beautiful planet would ever, ever feel comfortable hearing this statement, no matter who it's from.

2) Tendency to make yourself the star of every situation with all others not even as costars, but as background characters. Trust me, your average coworker has more important things on their mind than you and your personal journey. And really, you can't imagine why a woman who needs physical therapy for the back pain her breasts give her (because the recommendation letters for insurance won't go through otherwise) might resent you just a little bit for bragging about getting your top surgery completely covered after a few telehealth appointments?

3) The fact that propaganda for this is in fucking everything. You cannot watch a single television series, open a single book, watch a single movie, or even watch ads on TV without being reminded that child-predating, logic-defying, science-denying, antisocial, hypersexual freaks are around you making monumental social and legal changes to the very society you live in! And if you ever push back against it, you can actually reap horrible social consequences for it!

Sometimes I watch old media just to escape watching as a broad-shouldered, narrow-legged dickless refrigerator is treated like a regular woman even in movies about being a fucking surrogate. Imagine seeing a gay male without a penis teaching women about their own bodies being lauded as an authority figure on the matter, and then if you object to being lied to, tricked and manipulated, you're compared to literal fucking Hitler.

4) Which leads me to my next point: this level of unchecked authoritarianism, groupthink, social ostracization and brainwashing is sincerely unsettling - even terrifying - for normal people to watch. Seeing how easily science isn't quite set in stone as long as it can be swayed by political powers should be terrifying for people. Seeing how readily people give up freedoms for acceptance should give people pause. The kind of future trannies want - coddled by powers above them while knowing they can crush enemies below them - is dystopic to anyone of upstanding character.

5) And my final point, perhaps my most A-Loggy point, is that your movement steals our sons and daughters, our sisters and brothers, our parents, our friends, acquaintances and neighbors and friendly strangers on the street - the people we love and make community with in both big and small ways, puts them through a pharmaceutical meat-grinder, and whoever they once were is washed away forever. You can hope they might return one day, but they'll never be the same as they were before the infection, and then you understand how true 'deadname' really is as a descriptor.

Yeah, that might make a lot of people hate you.

Sorry, total soapbox moment. You know how the post-holiday feels can be, so let's cook up some funnies.

A former lesbian FTM laments that her FTM partner finds the idea of sexually pleasing her sincerely revolting.
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My boyfriend (19ftm) isn’t sexually attracted to me (20ftm) anymore.​

We both live with my mother. My boyfriend is finishing school and I’m working. When we got together 5 years ago we had sex all the time and had a lot of fun. Two years ago he stopped enjoying touching me in a sexual way, though he still likes me touching him. This is fine, it’s not a bad or unhealthy way for a relationship to be as long as everyone is happy. But I’m not happy. I miss sex. When he kisses me and tries to start sex, the thing he wants is for me to touch him. He’s grossed out and stressed by the prospect of me getting off. Again, not bad or anything. I was a stone butch before I met him, I get it, people change. I’ve tried to change my outlook and pretend I don’t care about sex, but I like sex. I like sex where all participants get off and have fun. I’ve brought up the fact that I would enjoy sleeping around on Grindr but can’t picture myself in a romantic or even long-term sexual relationship with anyone but him. He’s told me the idea of me having sex with anyone else is stressful for him and he’s not ready to try that. I get that. He’s genuinely one of the only people I’ve met that understands and accepts me fully. We can tell each other anything, get through anything. I’m so stressed about talking about this with him But the idea of making him sad is horrible. I can’t see a way forward without one of us being sad. Has anyone gone through something similar and can weigh in? Breaking up would make both of us fucking miserable.

Another pair of lesbians in a dire situation: one girlfriend wants a rotdog, the other girlfriend has trauma around men and will most certainly despise such an addition to the female form. So how does OP pressure her into accepting it sexually once she has it stapled on?
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My gf is disgusted from men and I am scared that she will be disgusted from me aswell once I had phallo​

I don't know if this is the right place to post this, but I can't talk to anyone about it, so I'm looking for help and tips here. Maybe one of you guys can help me out.
So for context:
My girlfriend and I have been together for about a year now, moving in together in february. Everything's going great - she's the most kind, caring, honest, beautiful and warm-hearted woman I have ever laid eyes on. She's bi but has only been with cis men before, so I was scared at first, that I might not be enough. But she always reassures me that I am enough and far more than she could ever ask for. She went through my last surgery with me and helped me wherever she could, visited me nearly everyday as I was in the hospital, even though it was an hour drive away.
She has had horrible experiences with cis men in the past, involving SA and mental abuse, nearly every man in her life was an absolute dickhead who didn't respect her boundaries or herself as a human being.
We had a talk earlier about how disgusted she is from men and that most of them are just disgusting scumbags. Like I could literally see her disgust in her eyes as she told me how disgusted she is from penises and men in general. I didn't wanna draw the attention away from the original topic as she opened up to me about a few horrible experiences she had, but I am now scared that she will be disgusted from me as well. I'm gonna have Phallo Stage one in May 2025 and I couldn't look forward to this more. I have severe bottom dysphoria and she knows about that aswell.
She hasn't mentioned anything bad about my surgeries nor has she been fetishizing my natal genitalia, to get that out of the way. She tells me everyday how much she loves me and also mentions frequently, that she's happy for me that my surgeries are coming up soon and that I can finally be my true self.
I just don't know how to talk to her about this. We've talked about that - once everything is healed and I'm ready to use my penis in a sexual context - we've got to know each other again on a sexual level and that we probably both have to get used to it.
But I'm scared, that she will be disgusted once I'm done with my surgeries and that she will feel uncomfortable with it.
Does anyone know how I can talk to her about this without digging up some unhealed trauma wounds or being a cry-baby about it? thank you in advance

A pooner weeps when her mother calls for her with the name on her birth certificate - a sign of mental stability if I ever saw one.
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My mother...​

She called me from upstairs, I didn't hear her, so I didn't answer, and then she yelled my dead name, saying that if I didn't answer, she'd call my by my dead name again
(I had a breakdown after this)

And lastly: the ouroboros of dysphoria, as showcased by the manliest of li'l doods.
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Crying​

Its so awful that its funny, because when I cry from dysphoria i realize i sound like a girl when I cry, so i cry more.

 

[behindyourightnow]

No, those arguments were not made. Notice the 'they probably said this about gay men in cis male spaces' because she never actually heard anyone say that and is too young to have had any direct experience of the time.

Thing is, statistically, gay men probably are more of a threat than other men when it comes to sex crimes in male-only spaces. I'm not saying it happens that often, but if you are someone who wakes up one day and decides you are going to rape another male in a men's locker room, chances are you're gay and not straight. Like, that's basic logic.

Regardless, it's not as much of an issue because there isn't such a large strength/size gradient between gay men and non-gay men. Plus, gay men are actually men who belong in men's spaces, not autogynephiles getting a sexual thrill from accessing a place not meant for them.

When he kisses me and tries to start sex, the thing he wants is for me to touch him. He’s grossed out and stressed by the prospect of me getting off. Again, not bad or anything.

What the hell is wrong with these women? This is the second woman posted here in like a week who has explicitly said something along the lines of "I am experiencing terrible sex but I know that it's okay!!! It's supposed to be like that!"

Who is telling these women this shit? You can't even blame it on heterosexual men not caring if their partners get off, because this woman is a lesbian!

How the hell do you get to the point where you are writing "My partner is repulsed by the idea of me enjoying sex, but I know that's normal and okay uwu ^_^ " I'm so confused. And these are the same people who spend their lives lecturing people on kindness and healthy relationships and going to therapy?