Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat whining about people hating other people is rich. Pat is nothing but a misanthropist, a mindless automaton fueled by spite.

The only reason Pat pretends to care about anything is because he believes it gives him the right to be a brash, condescending cunt through the causes he pretends to advocate. Pat is too cowardly to make his violent fantasies a reality because the majority of the population would stomp him into the pavement.

 

[femoralcanal]

Lookit this fat idiot

Holy shit I'm pissing myself right now. This might be one of Jenny's most absurd interactions of 2024.

Edit: I really like this lady turning his repetion schtick on him

Spoiler: Enjoy rebuking, child

 

[ParasiteSteve]

Fatrick would get winded and beaten shitless by 98% of posters here.

I wouldnt want to beat him. Well maybe a little, he is annoying. But no. What Pat needs is his hands taped to his head, then you can lift his shirt up and prod his belly whilst he fumbles and slips all over the place trying to pull his own hair out. Its a pretty funny thing to do. Yes I am the older brother to lots of siblings, I am an expert at this sort of thing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Merry Christmas stalkers, enjoy prezzies!

Late, but I missed the original tweet that gave context to the "prezzies" patism. I assumed it was related to pretzels whenever it was mentioned (because he is fat, you see). Each time I saw the term prezzies used, pretzels somehow still made sense when used in place of prezzies.

This year, most of my Christmas gifts (for others) were small, so I got a large cardboard box to safely store them until they got wrapped. I wrote the word "PREZZIES" on red construction paper and taped it to the box so the label wouldn't be permanent and I would remember where I put the gifts. I always got a chuckle when looking at the box and anyone who saw it wouldn't have any idea what that meant. I think I have decided to keep it as the "prezzies box" for any gifts I buy throughout the year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, you glorious brothermen and women.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

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Holy shit I'm pissing myself right now. This might be one of Jenny's most absurd interactions of 2024.

Edit: I really this lady turning his repetion schtick on him

Spoiler: Enjoy rebuking, child

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“I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ” might be the greatest comeback ever to Pats nonsense. Basically, Pat is a demon. Cuts right to the chase.

 

[femoralcanal]

Probably not on time and transbinary. But in case no one saw it, our friend Justin came back to wish Pat Merry Christmas:

 

[FinnSven]

I wouldnt want to beat him. Well maybe a little, he is annoying. But no. What Pat needs is his hands taped to his head, then you can lift his shirt up and prod his belly whilst he fumbles and slips all over the place trying to pull his own hair out. Its a pretty funny thing to do. Yes I am the older brother to lots of siblings, I am an expert at this sort of thing.

That would be more hilarious.

Him stumbling around bellowing stalker child while he gets angrier being unable to reach his phone.

 

[grapeshark77]

Performative Pat is back, showing that he ate food and went to a "dear friend's christmas show"?!



He's not really talking about Elon's extended meltdown, probably because it's too similar to the way he acts on social media. Elon might as well be tweeting "enjoy prison, stalker".

 

[AnOminous]

Performative Pat is back, showing that he ate food and went to a "dear friend's christmas show"?!

What a shocking surprise that a morbidly obese fuck would eat food.

 

[Maude Snew]

What a shocking surprise that a morbidly obese fuck would eat food.

Oh, I can see why you're confused, that's not all he ate, an entire extended black family went missing not long after not far from his basement.

 

[femoralcanal]

I was going to post this a few days ago but I totaly forgot about its existence aka I fucking Annabelle'd it.

You guys remember the last time Queen Les and Brian humiliated Pat earlier this week I'm sure. But did you notice who was in the replies, making a note of what an ASSHOLE Pat is?

That fucking tranny that wrote a book about his thin-veiled sexual fantasy about hunting and murdering feminist women!



This guy thinks Pat is a weirdo.

Let that sink in.


Both his pen and his sword are mightier than Faucet Patty's lmao.

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Edit - loooool I also forgot about this piece of work the Brothermen found:

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

I was going to post this a few days ago but I totaly forgot about its existence aka I fucking Annabelle'd it.

You guys remember the last time Queen Les and Brian humiliated Pat earlier this week I'm sure. But did you notice who was in the replies, making a note of what an ASSHOLE Pat is?
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That fucking tranny that wrote a book about his thin-veiled sexual fantasy about hunting and murdering feminist women!

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This guy thinks Pat is a weirdo.

Let that sink in.

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Both his pen and his sword are mightier than Pat's.

Double bonus points for Brian getting Benjanun Sriduangkaew to also agree that Pat sucks, because she's a Vade-tier clout-chasing psychopathic bitch with an actual kill count thanks to her negligence. If someone like that thinks Pat is a terrible person, it is empirically proven beyond a doubt that Pat fucking sucks harder than a homosexual black hole.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Performative Pat is back, showing that he ate food and went to a "dear friend's christmas show"?!

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He's not really talking about Elon's extended meltdown, probably because it's too similar to the way he acts on social media. Elon might as well be tweeting "enjoy prison, stalker".

I like that he just had to include both plates in the picture, but it looks like (presumably) Niki isn't present based on the straight black void behind the plate.

Which means he probably snapped it while she went to the bathroom.

Also no mention of who this 'dear friend' is.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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Was screwing around searching old Pat tweets and found this. Science Fiction writer doesn't understand TV commercials are fiction, gets angry about it while humble bragging about his 6 figures.

6 figures of prezzies - if you include the cents.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Performative Pat is back, showing that he ate food and went to a "dear friend's christmas show"?!

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He's not really talking about Elon's extended meltdown, probably because it's too similar to the way he acts on social media. Elon might as well be tweeting "enjoy prison, stalker".

The timing and framing of this photo is all sorts of fucked up. Say you argue the knife came with the chicken, understandable. Why is the fork in the spaghetti already, but nothing eaten? Why is his original knife and fork pushed up and to the left?

 

[AprilRains]

The timing and framing of this photo is all sorts of fucked up. Say you argue the knife came with the chicken, understandable. Why is the fork in the spaghetti already, but nothing eaten? Why is his original knife and fork pushed up and to the left?

For some reason, I'm expecting Zapruder to weigh in.

 

[JustStopDude]

Fatrick would get winded and beaten shitless by 98% of posters here.

So would a flight of stairs. It's not really an accomplishment.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So would a flight of stairs. It's not really an accomplishment.

A 1:12 slope is enough to take him out. Patrick's going to need a mobility scooter in a few short years.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Patrick's going to need a mobility scooter in a few short years.

Wrong again stalker child. I will simply roll on my fat down the road to consume my deep fried cheese and craft beer

 

[CoolGuy1990]

I wouldnt want to beat him. Well maybe a little, he is annoying. But no. What Pat needs is his hands taped to his head, then you can lift his shirt up and prod his belly whilst he fumbles and slips all over the place trying to pull his own hair out. Its a pretty funny thing to do. Yes I am the older brother to lots of siblings, I am an expert at this sort of thing.

legit just biff-tier bullying is top tier when it comes to fatrick I wouldn't even beat him if he swung on me with his pool noodle arms, I'd just give him a noogie and hold him down and give him a wet willy while telling him to say uncle plus this would hurt fatricks ego way more than beating him