Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Just spotted in the wild:

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I'm almost positive this is fake, but can you imagine the blind fury that would course through Patty-boy's sclerotic veins if Elon Musk actually became a Patposter? The ragexeeting would be off the charts.
 
Crossposting from the MATI thread:
For the NYE stream, does anyone have any specific 2024 moments I should comment on? My plan is to skim through the catalog. Nick Rekieta and BMJ are obvious.
If anyone has any top Pat moments from 2024 they want Null to cover on Tuesday, now's your chance so go in the thread and help him out.
 
Ok, last post of the day because I need to get stuff done at work. So please Pat stop posting hilariously stupid shit.

Anyways, I know this will be a shock to all of you, but apparently Pat can't let shit go and kept harassing Queen Les on BS.
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The obese pig man who was up at 3:40am on Christmas oinking at StalkerChilds is telling someone else to Put. Their. Phone. Down.
 
The obese pig man who was up at 3:40am on Christmas oinking at StalkerChilds is telling someone else to Put. Their. Phone. Down.
The fact that he’s doing this on bluesky of all places is crazy. Did he really think she’d put her phone down? He looks absolutely insane here. More. So. Than. Usual. Bluesky doesn’t like slap fights and he’s already been checked about bringing the Leslie drama there. He’s gonna find himself increasingly blocked.
 
Ok, last post of the day because I need to get stuff done at work. So please Pat stop posting hilariously stupid shit.

Anyways, I know this will be a shock to all of you, but apparently Pat can't let shit go and kept harassing Queen Les on BS.
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"#notaALLmenbutTHISman"

God damn Leslie, you crack me up.
 
Is this the document he used a Women's Shelter legal services for ? Fucking unbelievable that went in to a legal document for a grown ass adult who brags about how many guns he has on the Internet
You may be a chickenshit failure of a man if...
You beg a WOMAN'S charity for assistance.

Fucking unreal. I'm not sure if he is smooth down there, or has a bigger vag than nikki.
The shit Fatty has pulled irl would have any normal man trying to get a toe through the trigger guard.

He is not a man by any calculation.
 
Leslie owns Pat in a very special sort of way. She doesn't just heckle and embarrass him like the other pests. She makes him look like an absolute psychopath.
She's extremely effective at it too. The longer they go on, the more psychotic he comes across.
It's a masterclass in one upmanship.
 
Leslie owns Pat in a very special sort of way. She doesn't just heckle and embarrass him like the other pests. She makes him look like an absolute psychopath.
She's extremely effective at it too. The longer they go on, the more psychotic he comes across.
It's a masterclass in one upmanship.
Most everyone has met a Leslie in real life; often staunchly feminist liberal, usually late 50s-early 60s, and the exact opposite of a shrinking violet.

They’re universally hilarious to have on your side but you don’t want to piss them off. And the usual “female” attack methods idiots and misogynists like to deploy just do not work at all.
 
It gets worse. The fat mongoloid, who has the utterly misplaced self-confidence to attempt a sequel to A Christmas Carol, mis-spelled Ebenezer
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#amspilling

Ok, last post of the day because I need to get stuff done at work. So please Pat stop posting hilariously stupid shit.

Anyways, I know this will be a shock to all of you, but apparently Pat can't let shit go and kept harassing Queen Les on BS.
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She wipes the floor with him so beautifully.
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Stolen from OnA, posted by Rick Roblinson.
Brian could be added for the ultimate Patposting tag team.
 
Most everyone has met a Leslie in real life; often staunchly feminist liberal, usually late 50s-early 60s, and the exact opposite of a shrinking violet.

They’re universally hilarious to have on your side but you don’t want to piss them off. And the usual “female” attack methods idiots and misogynists like to deploy just do not work at all.
The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void. :story:
 
The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void. :story:
Politically speaking Brian should be on pats “side” but Brian, unlike pat, is a normal person even if his politics are not something I agree with. In fact Brian stepped into the pat scene when pat was lobbing spurious accusations of plagarism at one of Brian’s friends, Lori janski who I believe is a conservative Catholic.

I also love how Leslie constantly refers to pat as trumplinson

Just goes to show pat has nothing to blame but his belligerent personality for his own woes
 
The funniest thing about this whole saga is the fact she has The Worst Website on the Internet™ on her side. We are here unapologetically simping for her/Brian because Rick is a deplorable cunt and I'm more than happy to continue simping whilst he hilariously oinks into the void. :story:
Brian is a full-blown brotherman at this point with how deep he is into the lore, and Leslie loves pulling his tail and making him squeal so much that they've probably studied at least clips of what the show was all about. Have either of them ever said to feed Nana? You just wait. It's coming.

When followers go '???' they'll give a full explanation about Ant's hair plugs. Ship it.
 
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Btw, what's the consensus on his model building? Iirc, he claimed to have done competitions and build masters and all sorts of stuff from scratch, how true is this?
His model-building skills, from what the photos show, are adequate. Nothing spectacular, nor creative. He has the airbrush basics down. He knows how to clean mould lines well enough. There's not enough evidence of his scratch-building skills. The few things I've seen are rudimentary at best. A tholian star trek ship and some other forgettable piece. In competition, I doubt any of his stuff would make the first cut, but it would not be the worst stuff in the comp. Tabletop quality is the best description.
Patrick is an alcoholic and thinks of Hollies as his second home. What Dan did was the equivalent of him skullfucking Pat's mom in Pat's bed while wearing Tom Tomlinson's full clown make up and clown shoes, the whole time keeping his gaze locked with a weeping Patrick's, until Dan finally climaxed on his Star War toys and home-made Adirondack chairs...
...and left a very, very dirty diaper on the kitchen table for Patrick to deal with.

If the Pests want to fuck up Piggy's bluesky, they can let the troon gatekeepers know that Piggy is thirsty for Brianna Wu. That'll get Piggy on many a block list.
 
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