DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[SlushFiend]

So he's willing to drive to get fucking nuggets from taco bell but wont drive to get the krabby patty shit from wendys.
We all know his logic is fucked but god damn.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

His hands look like a woman's

From all that hard work.

What the fuck is going on with the rightside of his hand, I've never seen muscles in the hand do that before.

It could be dehydration due to, you guessed it... Alcohol.

My hand has only made that shape during a severe cramp/spasm. I can't mimic it otherwise.

 

[neger psykolog]

View attachment 6799792

Insert DSP cum face

 

[johnkimble123]

So he's willing to drive to get fucking nuggets from taco bell but wont drive to get the krabby patty shit from wendys.

Which lends to the theory of... dumb fuck & fat fuck went to Wendy's the day before (or whenever his dumbass day off was) and he got the Krabby patty (and Kat got half the menu) and hated it.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

He legit used a monkey wrench to twist a simple mic stand like he was fixing a water pipe. I've never seen a 42-year-old this incompetent. I wish TLC made a show following him trying to do simple things we take for granted, like filling up a car tire, using a washing machine, or attaching a hose to a faucet. Then moving on to slightly more complex stuff for a middle schooler, like assembling a basic IKEA table.

 

[lupinthethird]

He drove to Taco Bell for nuggets, bought chicken chalupas, some Baja Blast and other items because "the rest of the food is probably cold by now (shrugs)".
So anyway guys, be sure to support if you like the stream.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"hard to get the sauce out" of a taco bell sauce packet

We are in for a good DSP tries it.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

A 42 year old man posted this and was serious about it.



And just in case anyone was wondering how far it was to Taco Bell for Phil:

"Downs" is apt for Phil.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"It's ice cold" nigger use a fucking microwave for 20 seconds that's what they are for.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Bugged food mechanics

He was supposed to get only nuggets, got the entire menu

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Why cant he just hold both end of that thing and just fuckin twist?

You've obviously never seen him "feast."

 

[SlushFiend]

God what kind of creature is this.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Ok. I had to turn it on just to check out how bad he is today. WHY IS HE COMPARING THE SIZES OF FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!??!?!??!

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I've never understood dsp tries it. fast food review content is already scraping the bottom of the barrel and he still somehow manages to fuck it up.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

WHY IS HE COMPARING THE SIZES OF FUCKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!??!?!??!

that idiot was literally counting the nuggets one by one. Even by our pigroach's standards this is extremely retarded

 

[SlushFiend]

Sorry for spamming but god damn hes a gold mine today

 

[shekelshoah666]

I do enjoy he destroyed his taste buds are. He can never taste like 90% of the stuff he eats. Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

 

[lupinthethird]

View attachment 6800386
God what kind of creature is this.

Weird ass bite, weird ass chewing, and signs of a fungal infection (thrush) on his tongue

 

[Iron Hamster]

First Kobe and lost saves, now it's Jimmy Carter (not T's father) and lost nuggets

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Weird ass bite, weird ass chewing, and signs of a fungal infection (thrush) on his tongue

The thing that gets me is that he likes the nuggets. The thing the people say is greasy and nasty is the thing the pig loves. Jfc. That means something