Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Was gutter diving for content on Kick with my Keno Kasino bros and found a dude impersonating Clint

not even his rele dad.JPG
 
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bonified retard said:
I see a beverly hills po box address from 2002 online, but that appears to be for sending in stuff to be signed, and is most likely inactive now.

Love how he says that they "don't have to  wear the tactical soap if they dont want to." As if ozzy also doesn't understand the concept of soap.
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In Josh's head I'd bet money he is imagining Ozzy opening it on his podcast and giving Josh a shout out. Of course that will never happen because odds are Josh is just sending the package out into the void from where it will return back to him like the last Ozzy gift but could you imagine how smug he would be if Ozzy gave him a shoutout. We'd be hearing about it for years to come.
 
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New & Improved Username said:
I'm going to give a serious answer to this insane question:
1:people thirsty for internet clout
2: people who want to fund Jorsh's life for a)internet clout or b)future lulz
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Once genetics advances enough we can use the reference material to clone a race of Goff as fuck regards to fill a trailer park with. Welcome to Bograssic Park.
 
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Healthy Boy Brand said:
Once genetics advances enough we can use the reference material to clone a race of Goff as fuck regards to fill a trailer park with. Welcome to Bograssic Park.
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I hope if Yellowstone goes off anytime soon, Josh is the only Homo specimen in the geological area formerly known as the State of Wyoming to be preserved so future scientists think there was a Mongoloidic subspecies of man that spanned from the Missouri to the Rockies.
 
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Bixby Snyder said:
Any predictions on how the BOY will handle Ozzy finally fucking dying?

I know he will get black out drunk and give us some horrible covers. Real question is if he goes live or not — that will decide whether or not we get some classic Cobes.
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I dont think anything special will happen. Maybe more drunk than his recent baseline, but nothing we haven't seen before. He will cry about it and use it as an excuse to drink and blubber onscreen, but he uses any excuse to drink when he really doesn't need to. Not for our sake anyway, we know he is a drunk.

I mean for all he brought it up with Puff, all he really did was go on about him coming home. Then switched to accepting he was likely dead. Few little comments but its business as usual. I really don't think much will snap him out of his current routine. I mean his fucking teeth are rotting away in his head and causing serious pain, and he doesn't really care.
 
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gayopsahoy said:
Found a pic of Josh at a Diddy party. Any response from the Boglim yet?
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Fuck off dood he’s autistic. B'huuuuuuuuught even if he WAS at a Diddy party all he would do is take drug cocktails and drink till blackout because he isn’t a Sicko TWU.
Blocked
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Duuuh-leted.
 
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Cobra Cares....

About Ozzy and Sharon's sex life apparently. Ozzy just needs to wait patiently and rock his tactical soap! It's moments like this that make following the BOY worth it.

There's a high chance the bell and soap are getting sent back to him and I expect a video where he just says "it is what it is" and plays with the bell from time to time in his drunken videos.
 
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Agares said:
Cobra Cares....

About Ozzy and Sharon's sex life apparently. Ozzy just needs to wait patiently and rock his tactical soap! It's moments like this that make following the BOY worth it.

There's a high chance the bell and soap are getting sent back to him and I expect a video where he just says "it is what it is" and plays with the bell from time to time in his drunken videos.
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Non zero chance there’s an Intern who knows about Cobes and explains to Ozzy the origin of the bell and he loves it. Trust and believe YouToobz.
 
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Agares said:
Cobra Cares....

About Ozzy and Sharon's sex life apparently. Ozzy just needs to wait patiently and rock his tactical soap! It's moments like this that make following the BOY worth it.

There's a high chance the bell and soap are getting sent back to him and I expect a video where he just says "it is what it is" and plays with the bell from time to time in his drunken videos.
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I want him to play the bell when the train whistles
 
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