Microsoft hate thread - I just want to rant about Microsoft

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I hate that I can't install Windows 11 without using workarounds cos my PC doesn't have a TPM. The performance of my PC is perfectly fine for my needs, so I'm not going to build a new one just so I can use Windows 11.
Couple that with the fact that Bitlocker is now being enabled by default in new Windows 11 installs. Bitlocker uses the TPM to store encryption keys for the disk. Which means that if somehow your TPM gets wiped while you have Bitlocker enabled, it will be extremely difficult if not impossible to decrypt the disk. I do really wonder what their plan is with all of this...
 
My very first encounter with Microshit was when I was given the PC version of Arkham Asylum as a kid. After installing it from the disc, the game had the fucking audacity to inform me that if I didn't have a Microsoft account I wouldn't be allowed to save my progress. Naturally, I decided that playing the Batman game wasn't worth it and went back to playing Minecraft like the little autist I was.

Years later, my autismblocks account gets deleted for not having a microsoft account connected to it. As retarded as it may make me sound, that was what finally got me to switch to Linux. I'm never looking back.
My problem was kinda similar. All i wanted was to play some fucking Halo and Borderlands, but no. Gotta have Microsoft connected. I wish i knew a way to port them over to a Linux system, but I'm sure they'd still want an account attached...
 
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Lets say the Pluton/Intel Management Engine/AMD Platform Security Processor backdoor (or even one built into Windows itself) is used to take the Bitlocker decryption keys from the TPM, exfiltrate them, then wipe it all. The potential for ransomware attacks is tremendous. We all know that Microsoft and all the others want us to go back to using glorified dumb terminals in order to connect to their cloud infrastructure so they can change their business models to subscription-based ones, and a ransomware attack on every machine running Windows 11 would push plenty of people towards that path of least resistance.
 
yeah i was baffled when i bought a new laptop in 2020 that you have to create a Microsoft account to boot up the system. Nowadays I just wipe any laptop and add ubuntu.
Late, gay and it's likely you already know this but (granted I'm speaking about win10 not win11 because fuck that) if you keep the device offline during initial setup you can still create a local account instead of needing a full on MS account. Once you're actually at the desktop just reboot and connect to your chosen network, that's how I get around the account requirement when setting up win10 VMs at least
 
I reset my security info almost 30 days ago, and i haven't been able to access my account since then. When I try to access anything Microsoft, it asks me to sign in, then asks me to change my security info AGAIN,
This happened to me. Turns out it's because I was using a saved link in my phone, a link microsoft had made defunct. I typed in www.outlook.com fresh and was allowed to log in, first time.

Don't fall for the pajeet incompetence as a security breach, brother.
 
This happened to me. Turns out it's because I was using a saved link in my phone, a link microsoft had made defunct. I typed in www.outlook.com fresh and was allowed to log in, first time.
That is also being pushed slowly so you start using their Authenticator app, I'm being asked to log in constantly on anything Microsoft unless I install yet another app on my personal phone
 
Right, that is definitely another avenue, a la Solarwinds.
It's been like that for a long time. Along with browser updates that are already downloaded, locked and loaded for the next time you start the browser. Those don't get the same privileges but I think MS have a better hold of most peoples cock and balls than Intel does with the supposed IME infiltration.
 
Microsoft has two good things going for it. First, you can go into any store and buy a computer from any number of manufacturers that will cone with everything you need out of the box to download and install Linux.

Second, their mice are still pretty good and don't yet require a subscription.

Everything else, yeah, the feds should have finished the job back in 2001 and split them into oblivion.
 
So windows has been screaming at me to get the newest update for monthes, and I did. Froze during update, and after a reboot, I was fine. Except it set my wireless X box controller as my internet access, and I couldn't use any web browser. Still connected, can use Steam, just can't use the the internet. Many forum searches/directory/command prompts and a whole day wasted before I just did a full reset. Now my Windows version is not activacted, and I can't find the key I bought in my emails, which means I may need to spend 100 bucks and buy a new key just to get that damn tag off my screen that overlays everything that says I'm not activated.

Why do I need to update so often? Why are so many people having the same problem years ago, and my only option is having a microsoft account and getting tech support through it, with even those people getting dumb answeres like turn it off and on again.? Why haven't you fixed this?

I miss being able to buy a useable product without it breaking for shit I don't want/need. I watch movies, browse the web, and play games. Simple as.

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Now my Windows version is not activacted, and I can't find the key I bought in my emails, which means I may need to spend 100 bucks and buy a new key just to get that damn tag off my screen that overlays everything that says I'm not activated.
use linux The one windows box I have, which I only keep around because I'm too lazy to shove it in a VM, has a valid windows 10 pro license I bought for it a few years ago. However, long experience taught me not to rely on that shit, so I used microsoft activation scripts to activate it instead. It's just more reliable that way.
 
Now my Windows version is not activacted, and I can't find the key I bought in my emails, which means I may need to spend 100 bucks and buy a new key just to get that damn tag off my screen that overlays everything that says I'm not activated.
Don't buy a new key, just use an activation script like @teriyakiburns said.
Also speaking about updates, how many times are they going to update the calculator app?!
 
It's incredible how much of a step back Win11 is in usability(along with Office). I know any comment on this will be "pajeets" but it's actually stunning(in a corporate environment where you can't customize things the way you can at home). The operating system itself works fine but it's just... It's the little things. They nuked the Win10 start menu/launchpad, I liked that one. Alt-tab is slow and weird for some reason and googling fixes for it it seems like that's a years long lingering problem. Moments after startup when pressing start(windows button) and searching for a program/setting by typing in the name it might give you results from the internet faster than it lists things like core windows settings or installed programs. What the fuck? I reboot and immediately want to check "printers & scanners" to see if... no, now I'm in a web browser showing a guide on how to access "printers & scanners" in Windows, it instructs me to press the start/windows button and type "printers & scanners"...
 
use linux The one windows box I have, which I only keep around because I'm too lazy to shove it in a VM, has a valid windows 10 pro license I bought for it a few years ago. However, long experience taught me not to rely on that shit, so I used microsoft activation scripts to activate it instead. It's just more reliable that way.
I've had good luck with these. I'd be wary of any not on Github, though.
 
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