"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

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  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction (uohh...)

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des Pudels Kern said:
Imagine you're working super hard to keep some nerd alive with every disease ever all in one body and you find this nigger is still smoking.
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"Hey man can i go light one up real quick before the tests ?"
"FUCK YOU STILL SMOKE ? YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WITHOUT YOUR IRON LUNG"

Edit: I got contact from his doctor apparently he talked about EVEN MORE AFFLICTIONS HE HAS SO I HAVE TO MAKE ADDITIONS TO OUR LIST ( these will be added as a maybe untill further confirmation ):
>B-Cell Lymphoma
>Hashimoto's
>He lost 50 pounds so he is a skeleton
>He is massively hypertensive
>Swollen Pancreas that magically returns to normal
>Auto-ocular palsy, flying eye syndrome which he can bring back to his body from the sky with baby aspirins
>Dissections in the left side of his neck and right side of his eye
>retard stroke
>some kind of labyrinthitis
>jaw pains
>cancer to his throat that now resides at his spine, it just packed his bags and went to visit some other part of his body
>even more hypertension
>jack 2 v-tubers mutation
>hulkomania
>lost sensation in his legs all the way up to his feet
>staph infections all over his body
>Jade beats him up daily, maybe she even rapes him
>Now at his neck resides a cyst which isn't cancer
>IG and T-Cell levels are all kinds of fucked up
>Broken Spine and Ribs ( Probably Jade went full Bane on his ass )
>Kidney Stones
>Type 2 Diabetes
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
You talked to his doctor and he gave you Jim's medical info? Sounds like a HIPPA violation.
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He posted it on ( his medical records) twitter and talked about it extensively.

He genuinely was tired of not knowing wtf he got.

What he got is the sonichu curse . The man needs exorcism followed by cleansing to finally die
 
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DogZero said:
Ill say this, had he not gone to great lengths to show his medical history I would find extremely suspicious the fact he announced medical issues and started selling hats after having multiple default judgements for debt issued against him. It was wise of him to show that documentation and he is lucky this didn’t get dug up sooner before he showed it.
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If you actually read what he's shown and said about his medical history over the years it starts looking very weird.

On the one hand, he is allegedly seeing doctors two hours away from him at one of the most prestigious and well-resourced hospitals in the world who have been stumped and unable to diagnose him over a period of more than 4 years, but there's no sign of any research publications off the basis of this apparently very unusual and novel case. There's also the fact that Jim also claims to have already gone to said prestigious hospital in his teens for an unrelated extremely rare condition where all the specialists were stumped in that case, too.

Also if you look at the medical chart he showed on stream, there's a gap where he has censored 2 health issues, what's the point of radical transparency if you're going to have not just a cropped screenshot but also pieces obviously censored?
 
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All becomes gunt said:
"Hey man can i go light one up real quick before the tests ?"
"FUCK YOU STILL SMOKE ? YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WITHOUT YOUR IRON LUNG"

Edit: I got contact from his doctor apparently he talked about EVEN MORE AFFLICTIONS HE HAS SO I HAVE TO MAKE ADDITIONS TO OUR LIST ( these will be added as a maybe untill further confirmation ):
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You better be careful bro, The Sweetie Squad doesn't forgive and it doesn't not forget.
The consequences for the actions you have taken will never be the same.

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Balldo's Gate said:
If you actually read what he's shown and said about his medical history over the years it starts looking very weird.

On the one hand, he is allegedly seeing doctors two hours away from him at one of the most prestigious and well-resourced hospitals in the world who have been stumped and unable to diagnose him over a period of more than 4 years, but there's no sign of any research publications off the basis of this apparently very unusual and novel case. There's also the fact that Jim also claims to have already gone to said prestigious hospital in his teens for an unrelated extremely rare condition where all the specialists were stumped in that case, too.
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Because Jim has to consent to the release of his medical information. He apparently doesn't want to be a lab rat
Balldo's Gate said:
Also if you look at the medical chart he showed on stream, there's a gap where he has censored 2 health issues, what's the point of radical transparency if you're going to have not just a cropped screenshot but also pieces obviously censored?
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Because some things don't need to be said to internet weirdos.
 
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All becomes gunt said:
At least we can find solace in the fact that we will NEVER and i mean NEVER be as pissed as Janitor Jim's ER doctor.
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He couches it in "le self-deprecating joke" but this is one of Jim's more obnoxious qualities. No matter what the situation is, he refuses to humble himself. Cop pulled you over for drunk driving? Fucking Scandinavian prude should mind his own business. Amazon wants you to settle your debt for all that unnecessary stuff you bought? Suck it banker! Docs suggest you at least use patches or switch your means of tobacco intake? Spark one up quickly before they come and get me. Just once, he should admit he's the cowboy that Waylon Jennings told the mothers of the world to not grow up to be. He may have a silver tongue, but he's still just a basic arrogant tard.
 
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Rick Nekieta said:
He couches it in "le self-deprecating joke" but this is one of Jim's more obnoxious qualities. No matter what the situation is, he refuses to humble himself.
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Best example of this was when he did ten streams in a row giggling about how COVID was going to kill everyone on the planet (which was FUNNY and COOL because Jim is so COOL and DETACHED) and refuses to this day to admit he was wrong.
 
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EyeGuy said:
Best example of this was when he did ten streams in a row giggling about how COVID was going to kill everyone on the planet (which was FUNNY and COOL because Jim is so COOL and DETACHED) and refuses to this day to admit he was wrong.
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Which is why I really don't have a lot of patience or respect for people who are incredulous that there are a few people out there who are willing to knock this arrogant tard back down to earth. On a site like Kiwi Farms no less. Why isn't this Jim's personal hugbox?
 
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