Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[The Repeated Meme]

You know, if these guys acted like men and addressed this shit from the beginning, they probably could have kept streaming and retained most of their paypigs. Instead, they're cowering in fear from CAPSPOSTING for over a month now? This might have blown over if they weren't as cowardly as PPP is fat. We all know paypigs are less than human, especially if your giving 24k to Warski of all people. I listened to the clip channel at work sometimes because PPP can be pretty funny (Tardski sucks) and found their Dickers and iCuckzzz segments pretty brutal. Even still, do you know what those two are doing that KC isn't? Producing content. Imagine that, beating after beating, they stood their ground, yet at the slightest hint of controversy KC tucks tail. Not only does Ian Johma has more balls than Andy and PPP combined, he lasts more than 28.39 seconds in the ring. SAD! PATHETIC!

I have an alternative theory: they don't give a shit and neither do the majority of their viewer base.

 

[New & Improved Username]

"In" the new year, so probably not till February 29th

Depends on how long until the potato chip fund / cat loving girlfriend funds are depleted.

I'm going to be optimistic that Andy can stay away from boxed cocaine.

 

[hawkisnight]

Because of his biological family's ties to the church, this probably severely strains his familial relations as well. I know he isn't completely disowned, but I'd imagine it is a source of significant tension. I don't know the details of the time he put hands on his own father, but it clearly wasn't a case of self-defense. There's clearly deep psychological issues at play behind the extreme weight, but he ultimately chooses to stay there. I'd have a lot more compassion about the matter if he didn't sell validation to sickos.

It's strange he didn't move back to his parents after Surfer kicked his fat ass out(lmao at the cope videos after that). Someone in his family let him live in some shack in a woods instead of taking him in too. Must be really wonderful atmosphere in Porkson family.

EDIT:

I have an alternative theory: they don't give a shit and neither do the majority of their viewer base.

You kidding? Ashton doesn't care about the thread talking shit but he does care when it affects his food money. Thinskinski probably couldn't sleep because the thread made fun of him for reviewing CP with Ralph.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

I mean the steps you have to follow here are very easy.
>WOMEN ARE DOGS YAAAAAAAA
>DO NOT show your asshole live on stream
>DO NOT fight with your dad about it

>DO NOT get violent with your spergy boyfriends

 

[Dude Snakes]

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A-A-Andy Warski has tweeted out that the Kino Casino is returning for New Years 2025.

My God this show is dying, pretty sure they have not streamed in over a week if not two. Perhaps Ashton needs a non retarded cohost.

 

[dustnight]

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A-A-Andy Warski has tweeted out that the Kino Casino is returning for New Years 2025.

Well Christmas doesn't technically end until January so there's still time for them to have at least (ONE) final Kinomas!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"In" the new year, so probably not till February 29th

In the KC chat today they are already saying they plan to start streaming as late as the 6th of January, don't be surprised if this drags into February with no show.



From "Kinomas" to "who streams on Christmas week?"

 

[Rick Nekieta]

In the KC chat today they are already saying they plan to start streaming as late as the 6th of January, don't be surprised if this drags into February with no show.

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From "Kinomas" to "who streams on Christmas week?"

SO SAYETH THE PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY STREAMED ON THANKSGIVING!!! You could say "well, American Thanksgiving has less significance in Canada" but that's still a cope, because they very clearly asked the majority of their audience to tune in on their holiday. The last time Canadians were this unfunny, it led to "Strange Brew" being made.

 

[BrokeBackPhil]

In the KC chat today they are already saying they plan to start streaming as late as the 6th of January, don't be surprised if this drags into February with no show.

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From "Kinomas" to "who streams on Christmas week?"

They always do the golden gunts on the same night as the golden globes. This year its on the 5th of january.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

This may have been memory holed since, but PPP used to claim it was Ralph hollering at his church authority's until they were forced to reluctantly cast him out. I think about a year ago he basically admitted it was fabricated on some random KC, as a launching platform for his sector career.

Don't get me wrong, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, but at the same time that's some evil shit coming from a guy who believes he should speak with the words of God.

The part that makes it so lame is that Ralph has dozens of legit and provable offenses. Framing him for something he legitimately dindu is beyond lame and beyond low.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP got kicked out of college for making some comment to a girl that she spun as sexual harassment. How much PPP was really at fault for this has never been clear.

This would have been Fleming college in Peterborough which is one of the heavily Jeeted colleges. Imagine going to college with a bunch og Jeets and PPP was the one kicked out for being a sex pest. Whatever it was it most have been beyond comments because otherwise every Jeet would be kicked out.

Also good luck getting into law school from College and not university and even if it was Trent University in Peterborough, Trent is one of the lowest rated universities in Ontario besides Laurentian (the one in Sudbury that went bankrupt, Lakehead (Thunderbay), and Windsor.

Best PPP could have done in law is become a paralegal.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

This would have been Fleming college in Peterborough which is one of the heavily Jeeted colleges. Imagine going to college with a bunch og Jeets and PPP was the one kicked out for being a sex pest. Whatever it was it most have been beyond comments because otherwise every Jeet would be kicked out.

Also good luck getting into law school from College and not university and even if it was Trent University in Peterborough, Trent is one of the lowest rated universities in Ontario besides Laurentian (the one in Sudbury that went bankrupt, Lakehead (Thunderbay), and Windsor.

Best PPP could have done in law is become a paralegal.

Briefly enlighten me and the thread what the distinction between college and university is? In the U.S., the terms are interchangable. Is there a more sharp distinction in Canada? Ashton unironically comes across as someone who could be book smart, but he very obviously does not know when to quit ever in anything, as evidenced by his ginormous belly.

 

[waffle]

This would have been Fleming college in Peterborough which is one of the heavily Jeeted colleges. Imagine going to college with a bunch og Jeets and PPP was the one kicked out for being a sex pest. Whatever it was it most have been beyond comments because otherwise every Jeet would be kicked out.

Also good luck getting into law school from College and not university and even if it was Trent University in Peterborough, Trent is one of the lowest rated universities in Ontario besides Laurentian (the one in Sudbury that went bankrupt, Lakehead (Thunderbay), and Windsor.

Best PPP could have done in law is become a paralegal.

Yeah I agree with @Rick Nekieta I went to generic state school and got into law school just fine. In the US your GPA and LSAT score matter way more than where you graduated from. LSAT score and the quality of your writing sample and cover letter probably matters more than anything.

Is is like the UK where a College is more like what we'd call a junior college or community college here?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washburn_University

These guys would let PPP in if he had any bachelors degree and a good LSAT score, and there are several other backup tier law schools he could almost certainly get in regardless of where his degree is from. I know those are American schools but they'd let him in and then he could H1b into America, which is what he claims he wants to do.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

1) Holy fuck is Fleming ever Jeeted out. They lost 30 programs this year because of International Student Visa limits and their brochure is a sea of brown. Yuck.
2) Yes, it seems college is just advanced high school and university is for a more skilled career path. This seems to be evidenced by average earnings of graduates as I look at samples of both colleges and universities.
3) It is absolutely Ashton's fault that he went to a shit university and it is more about learned helplessness than stupidity. Much like he refuses to learn OBS, he refuses to just cram for tests the way he crams food in his gullet.
4) If my avatar, one of the worst amalgamations of genetic material to ever exist, can get into a law school (however disgraced that school may be), literally anyone can. If he were serious, he could have border hopped and came down to America. Although, believe it or not most law school graduates struggle for a long time, law is really an oversaturated field.
5) BEEJAMS!!! BEEJAMS!!!! BEEJAMS!!!!!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Briefly enlighten me and the thread what the distinction between college and university is? In the U.S., the terms are interchangable. Is there a more sharp distinction in Canada? Ashton unironically comes across as someone who could be book smart, but he very obviously does not know when to quit ever in anything, as evidenced by his ginormous belly.

College is usually for the in school portion of apprenticeships along with 2 year diplomas (think associate degrees)

University is where you go for Bachelor level degrees and above. Usually all 4 years for a Bachelors but can be longer if you do paid co-op terms.

To make it more complex certain universities and colleges have partnered together for certain programs where you do two years at University and then two years at college. One of the most common ones that do this is Guelph-Humber. These programs are likely some kind of healthcare related like social work, or nursing,

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Ashton and Andy are the definitions of the one eyed kings in the land of the blind. They both have an absolute laundry list of shortcomings that make them unappealing to even semi-functional adults, but make them veritable gods amongst the highly degenerate paypigs. I am reminded of the King of the Hill episode where Bill goes to jail, only to find out that his largely dysfunctional life is a paragon of success compared to that of his cellmates. They are just dysfunctional enough to be written off by sane/functional people, but just impressive enough in their respective wheelhouses to impress the lowest form of humanity: the loathsome paypig.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Ashton and Andy are the definitions of the one eyed kings in the land of the blind. They both have an absolute laundry list of shortcomings that make them unappealing to even semi-functional adults, but make them veritable gods amongst the highly degenerate paypigs. I am reminded of the King of the Hill episode where Bill goes to jail, only to find out that his largely dysfunctional life is a paragon of success compared to that of his cellmates. They are just dysfunctional enough to be written off by sane/functional people, but just impressive enough in their respective wheelhouses to impress the lowest form of humanity: the loathsome paypig.

Except that MM was likely making more than them as a Travel nurse in California.

 

[hawkisnight]

In the KC chat today they are already saying they plan to start streaming as late as the 6th of January, don't be surprised if this drags into February with no show.

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From "Kinomas" to "who streams on Christmas week?"

Yea if you're a regular person I agree probably streaming isn't the best use of your time but isn't this their job? You're not a child anymore. People have to work on Christmas week. Some even work on Christmas Eve. Very late I may add.
Andy must be on another bender There's nothing else stopping them from streaming. Those two bozos have nothing else to do. No family, no job, no responsibilities outside of paying bills. Busy playing games with paypiggies on discord? Don't make me laugh.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Except that MM was likely making more than them as a Travel nurse in California.

Income is one metric of functional, but far from the only one. Even internal to itself, a guy who makes 50K/year, invests 20% of his income and has a quarter million net worth is better than a guy who makes 100K/year and is a half a mil in debt. Even if MM pulled a mil a year, his proclivities put him below a humble earner with a good head on his/her shoulders. MM could win the lottery and he'd be broke in 2 years because he's a loathsome hedonist. This is not even to mention the far more pressing elephant in the room, which is his extreme coomery and extreme perversions. Whatever mistakes those of us posting here have made, we can all take solace in the fact that we're less fucked in the head than MM.

 

[Surfherder]

If there is a large contingent of Canadian males that are as incompetent as Ashton and Andy, I definitely understand why they import jeets by the thousand. They really think they don’t have to work. Paypigs enable this slovenly behavior. If anything, males should work outside of the home and scarcely at a computer.