Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Drip Torch]

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Where is the "Not a lolcow" crowd? They are seriously missing the opportunity too sperg about it.

 

[Melony C]

I've posted this elsewhere but I think I'm doing public service by posting it here too. You can't truly understand Elon without undertanding his relationship with Grimes first. It's something that's criminally overlooked but it's a real lunatic rabbit hole.

People should really read the OP of the Grimes thread. Especially the Azealia Banks saga and what came after. Elon and Claire are both huge nepo baby lolcows with delusions of grandeur and some really messed up and deep AI/cyborg fetish they bonded over. I can't stress the latter part hard enough. These people have lost ground with reality, and if they weren't rich celebrities in the 2020's, they'd be in straightjackets, painting flowers with their mouths right now.

Musk isn't simply stupid, he's literally schizo (much more than Azealia ever could be), just narcissistic enough to only have mental breakdowns in private. The clock is ticking though for Elon, sooner or later that public meltdown's coming.

I'm copying some of the things Azealia said from the OP. Again, she's undoubtedly a force of nature (=schizo) but once you understand Musk is a delusional manchild living in his dreamworld, all of her claims become believable. Just ignore her "White male privilege" bullshit.

In August, Azealia Banks arrived at Elon Musk’s mansion to collaborate with Claire - and in doing so, one of the most unexpected modern pop culture sagas unfolded…

Two months prior in June, Claire and Banks had planned to collaborate, the tweet below being one of the first confirmations of this. Banks was supposed to meet Claire, who was at Musk's home in Los Angeles, to work on music in the subsequent August.

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Azealia arrived at the mansion on August 10th, Claire & Musk left shortly after - leaving her alone for the entire weekend. On August 12th, Azealia eventually took to Instagram to share what was happening while she waited for their return.

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On August 13th, Azealia took to Instagram again, claiming to know information about Elon from Claire - information which later lead to Azealia being subpoenaed to court as part of an SEC investigation.

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In a conversation with a Business Insider reporter, Banks claimed that while she was at Musk’s house she overheard him on the phone, panicked and “scrounging for investors.” She also said “I could run Tesla better than he does,” and added that she thinks Claire and Musk are “so pitiful.”

 

[JaneThough]

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Who let him think he has a sense of humor?

Also to the janny who mopped this place up, I hope you have a wonderful 2025

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Got a good chuckle out of this.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

Why doesn't elon just do an irl with Adrian. Elon would have no trouble footing the bill to fly him out from wherever he is and Adrian is his #1 cocksucker so he'd jump at the opportunity. Maybe Adrian is a big anonimity sperg, but I think the easier explanation is that they're the same person

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

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My guy is coming unglued lmao

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

AA once again with a near perfect take on the situation, backed by history. No loo memes but I did learn a bit about Leninism.

Lenin was right about a few things.

 

[Queesechake]

 

[National Defense Advocate]

The Billionaire yearns for the Guillotine like a baby for milk.

 

[Neil McCauley]

Can someone give me a re-run on what the drama was between Elon/Tesla and Top Gear? I see it get brought up occasionally over a review of one of the early Teslas I think?

If Clarkson, Hammond and May think a car is a piece of shit, it's probably a giant piece of shit.

 

[Bummer]

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cmon dude

I can not believe this shit. I feel like getting caught making sock accounts by the entire planet would be pretty fucking humiliating, even for an autist, but this guy seems incapable of embarrassment.
It's more proof that the only character trait a person needs to succeed in the modern economy is a complete lack of shame.

 

[yesman404]

Now that the election is over I think we can finally say that yeah actually Pajeet takeover and Israel First is the agenda. Lol

 

[invisibult plus+]

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cmon dude

That investors actually believed this guy for years says a lot about them.

It's more proof that the only character trait a person needs to succeed in the modern economy is a complete lack of shame.

Of course. Doesn’t matter if you actually do good work, promise the moon and they’ll throw everything at you. No wonder he’s so fond of Indians, he’s just like them.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The Billionaire yearns for the Guillotine like a baby for milk.

Forcible redistribution or death are the only options for these parasites. His $100 billion and all the land that scum Gates owns can do a lot to support the people.

 

[AnOminous]

Bruh I legit thought it was Elon talking in the beginning until I realized it's supposed to be the "other guy". He couldn't even change the pitch? Or try not to lisp? Or try to have a slightly different cadence to his very recognizable speech pattern?

This is Chris-Chan levels of pure tism like when he pretended to be JenkinsJinkies. He thinks if he puts his tard pants over his head you can't tell it's him even though his blinding autism shines right through.

 

[Something Awful]

Can someone give me a re-run on what the drama was between Elon/Tesla and Top Gear? I see it get brought up occasionally over a review of one of the early Teslas I think?

If Clarkson, Hammond and May think a car is a piece of shit, it's probably a giant piece of shit.

In 2008, Clarkson on Top Gear reviewed the Tesla Roadster.

The review ends with the Roadster(s) running out of charge, overheating, and brakes failing.

In 2011, Tesla sued Top Gear for libel. Both the original libel claim and the appeal were rejected. Tesla was ordered to pay the BBC's legal costs.



Elon Musk kept claiming his logs showed "50 miles range left". While also claiming that the Top Gear incident prompted them to always keep data logging on for the media (so it wasn't the policy before? If these logs existed, were they shown to the court? Unclear).



It was brought up again recently when Joe Rogan accused Top Gear of "doing Elon dirtier than anybody ever did".

Clarkson responded by saying that their "road tests were always scrupulously fair".



I don't have any special further insight into the situation, except that I think Clarkson is alright and Musk and Rogan are lizard people.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Now I'm not denying that this brick seemingly bouncing isn't helping him, but do remember that people disaffected by this aren't running into the arms of the Democrats. They're either checking out of politics, looking for a way to expatriate, or becoming disillusioned with the notion that any good can be achieved through nonviolent political means. This isn't a win for anyone and I'll keep repeating it as it deserves emphasis given what it will lead to if these clowns don't get their shit together and accept the real mandate they were given: to fucking stop the globalist bullshit that's fucking everyone into the dirt.

You know there's a reason Adolf Hitler could walk around in public without people trying to shoot at him Joseph Stalin never even made public appearances 'cause he was hated that much.
Here's the thing if you're a CEO and you need a 30 man security team to go everywhere congratulations you may have all the money in the world but because you spent all that time screwing over your fellow countrymen for profit you built yourself through largest golden cage.
Elon Musk if he continues this is gonna get someone on the right to go Luigi mangione on him

 

[AnOminous]

I'd encourage anyone still curious to look into Roko's basilisk and the accompanying mass hysteria it induced. It's probably the best distillation of how these guys think and their overall ideology. The basilisk itself is kind of gauche by current postrat standards but the paradigm it exists in is still very much relevant to them.

I love how these gargantuan autists act like they're some kind of supreme rationalists, but then invent an imaginary boogey man and then go into mass hysterics because they're afraid of it. Just a bunch of colossal pussies.

I wish there was a campaign to bring about the basilisk, I'd donate to it just to watch it throw these retards into Hell for opposing it.

There's no reason an AI would even understand revenge the way a person does, people think an AI is going to be like a really really smart person when in reality it'll be like making our own aliens to talk with.

There's no rational basis for it. I could easily see a superintelligent AI powerful enough to do so deliberately exterminating the entire race except maybe for some slaves like the stalkers in HL2 to keep the machines running, but revenge doesn't even fit in that kind of rationality, as it is pure emotion.

Hell long term Venus terraforming is better than Mars.

I think people tend to underestimate the importance of a magnetic field to being able to terraform something. I don't think we've even figured out why Mars doesn't have one (or more accurately has an incredibly feeble one) even though it appears to have had one in the past.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I really hate Rogan these days, He is such a tired cartoon of a man.

 

[John Badman]

I love how these gargantuan autists act like they're some kind of supreme rationalists, but then invent an imaginary boogey man and then go into mass hysterics because they're afraid of it. Just a bunch of colossal pussies.

I wish there was a campaign to bring about the basilisk, I'd donate to it just to watch it throw these retards into Hell for opposing it.

Effective altruism and transhumisim by selectively breeding for the bottom 20% of the bell curve. How many retard kids carry his genetics? A bad apple spoils the bunch.