DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[San Dimas High School]

I don't know what's worse: the begging, the retarded picture, or the combination of them.

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Why's he playing COD? He needs to be playing coin op madness or whatever that game is called that forces ICS to tip.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Why's he playing COD? He needs to be playing coin op madness or whatever that game is called that forces ICS to tip.

Don't worry he showed up. Selling starts ups is profitable you know.

 

[neger psykolog]

Pop quiz time: who could put together a boom arm microphone faster?

Options

• DSP - vote with
  
• Derish - vote with

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Just watched the detractor clips of the Marvel wage quit today…

I just can’t believe this pissbaby is over 40 years old. I have never seen someone act like such a whiny little bitch and not be playing some sort of character. This is some of the worst begging and support shaming this piece of shit has done. I have to ask, how do you not look at clips of yourself and not be absolutely fucking humiliated? This dude must be trained to blind himself to so much.

Phil's said many times that he doesnt watch his own shit unless it's old Rambo clips.

 

[KevJ]

He's genuinely dog shit at COD for a pro video game streamer. He complains about lag and sbmm related to being in a 30ms ping? SBMM isn't fucking with this guy he's getting the tard lobbies 100%. Zero movement, dog shit aim, he cannot and will not utilize his mini map. And is more likely to shoot at his own teammate then the enemy.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I love how literally no one gives a shit about Phil playing CoD and it's all about ICS, but since he already got his 150 then there's no mention of people being disengaged and talking about something else unrelated to the gameplay.

I just noticed he changed the goal to "$284/300". Now that's some serious greed. There's legit something wrong with you if you throw 250 dollars to a guy who like a week ago spent like 30 minutes just insulting you and making fun of you.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail's in a great mood, sitting at $284.00. It's gross. He's channeling AVGN.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

There's legit something wrong with you if you throw 250 dollars to a guy who like a week ago spent like 30 minutes just insulting you and making fun of you.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Hogans getting pulled tonight over 500 now

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The Rivals wagequit was great. He really had an outright tantrum, arms folded, pouting and everything. My wife mostly tunes out DSP when I have detractor videos playing in the background while I work, but even she went "holy shit" with him trying to get 20 bucks to pick a character.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Hogans getting pulled tonight over 500 now

liquidity has bottomed out though, top tip was what, $10? Hogans gotta wait till payday

 

[Yung Dalph]

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This guy references "Murphy's Law" at least once a year at this point.

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Might have got it confused with "Burnell's Law" if anything could go wrong it costs $1000 to fix

 

[KD6-3.7]

Honestly, at this point is IronChefSakai perhaps Phil’s most pathetic paypig? He’s gotta have a serious findom fetish, right? Or he likes knowing that almost all of his contributions will prop up an otherwise bad night for Phil? Seriously, what a waste of space, and air, and electricity, and every other resource this faggot consumes.

 

[PieceofShet]

Someone, I think Sarah suggested via superchat that he should just move to night streams. He gave some ridicolous reason why its a stupid idea.

He should totally just do one longer stream starting when he starts the night streams.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Either took it out on Kats name or is seriously convinced the kino money is permanent and we’ve hit a lull.

I think it's the latter, all his insane spending started after he got the big boost from The Lard and The Tard. All started with him buying 2 new PCs totalling a bit more than $3k, then all the new bells and whistles and RGB garbage that he has in the background now which makes it look like he's running a fag bar. In the end even that doesn't matter because after the copecast he just uses his new webcam's inbuilt background removal software.

Pop quiz time: who could put together a boom arm microphone faster?

Options

• DSP - vote with
  
• Derish - vote with

It's not even a question - Derich has way more experience handling phallic objects on a daily basis so it's obviously him.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Pop quiz time: who could put together a boom arm microphone faster?

Options

• DSP - vote with
  
• Derish - vote with

you give derich a boom mic and he'll try to fuck it

 

[DerelictOnion]

you give derich a boom mic and he'll try to fuck it

and write a Twitter post about it after the f(act).

 

[neger psykolog]

Someone, I think Sarah suggested via superchat that he should just move to night streams. He gave some ridicolous reason why its a stupid idea.

He should totally just do one longer stream starting when he starts the night streams.

Agreed but also you have to consider his schedule autism is actually a hidden superpower that attracts fellow autistic paypigs, whales, dolphins and derishes like flies to shit. If he was flexible he would've lost the core autistic fanbase by now.

(Also lol "derishes" offered to autocorrect to fetishes)

and write a Twitter post about it after the f(act).

@shure @shuresystems I really liked your recent scene with @TheyCallMeDSP. Which position was "getting your finger stuck in a microphone boom stand" I always get them mixed up sometimes?

Also @kagneylk001 I liked your scene with the shotgun but @TheyCallMeDSP says the sniper rifle is better in call of duty

 

[neger psykolog]

ICF continuously contributing to DSP's bad spending habits as always. This time over 600 USD. That's half of many people's monthly salary.

Fostering and encouraging extremely parasocial relationships like these can only end well.

 

[DerelictOnion]

We are here watching various people destroy their futures, so this is par for the course.