This is a lot of ridiculous and gay logic and thinking and shit. Obviously you don't understand that I could just grab Fat Rick Hamlinson, slam him into a locker, but I couldn't lock him inside it since he's too fucking fat to fit into it, so I'd shove his head in a toilet, flush it a few times, laugh at him, make him say uncle, then twist his nipples until they were bruised.
I've had more than a few days where my shower thoughts amount to little more than Celebrity Deathmatch: lolcow edition.
LBJ knew about Nixon's backchannel and he could have "thwarted" it by simply announcing he was ending the war in Vietnam. He didn't. Why do you think that, Rick? (Because LBJ believed in #DLTIW and the idiots included the Democrats throwing LBJ under the bus over Vietnam.)
I go and post this and fucking Nick goes and gets his family home foreclosed on. Spiteful cunt.
Yes, child. He is not. He is an Actual Tough Guy. Enjoy eating your own teeth off of his Hoolie's slogan spoon.
No, stalker. He does not. Seagal is an idiot that began to get very fat some years back. Patrick, in his effort to never let the idiots win, ensured that he became far fatter far faster than Seagal. So now he can't run at all. But it's okay because he's only doing what his mommy told him to.
That is not what would happen. Anyone seeking to engage Patrick in hand-to-hand combat would be rendered immediately immobile and held that way until the police arrived. How? Don't know!
He is only dangerous to his circulatory system and his mother-in-law's bank account, child.
One more year and we should just call the LoTY award the Rackets Award.
Johnson knew all about tricky dick, but couldn't say or do anything about it, because he learned it by illegally wiretapping/phonetapping spying on Nixon and his people. Johnson was as corrupt as Nixon, but less of a criminal. Had he revealed what he knew, he would have revealed his own illegal activity in the process.
What's the "but" supposed to be here for? Merging Greenland with Alaska and Canada as a single state also minimizes the number of additional blue states. It's also consistent, Greenland, DC and PR are not considered state sized, while Canada clearly is.
A trait of Patricks seems to be his inability to see other human beings as actual people, it's like he sees them as props or characters in a capeshit movie.
I do like how he thought there were any farmers that were Democrats. Farmers are the most effected by Liberal bullshit.
...Greenland is massive.
Right again Ricky. The guy telling you you're replying to tweets from two months ago is the stupid one....
Enjoy waiting, stalker.
