Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Wait wait wait

April 1st 2022

A year after the Rittenhouse trial and less than 2 weeks before the Depp trial?

The 2 trials that nailed him untold riches?

This nigger is retarded

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Kids, do you know what a homeless encampment is and ever thought, yeah, I think that's where we should live, well good news!

The only good Nick will ever do is show how cps is full of shit up to their eyeballs.

 

[Dude Snakes]

He can't even pay his mortgage? How much money did this fucking idiot spend on cocaine?

By the sounds of it 10s of thousands.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

I am the nigger's nigger, the niggerest nigger to ever nigger, the omninigger, the nigger of all niggers.

Wait wait wait

April 1st 2022

A year after the Rittenhouse trial and less than 2 weeks before the Depp trial?

The 2 trials that nailed him untold riches?

This nigger is retarded

Was Null just outnigged?

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

My gut is telling me he may catch an arson charge in the future

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

By the sounds of it 10s of thousands.

He single handedly funded a third world shithole through coke snorting.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Fuck me. This guy is just incredible.

What a fucking idiot!

 

[Dude Snakes]

What's crazy is that last year it was finding out that Mandy was a man which pushed Nick over the finish line. At around this time last year we all thought that was the pinnacle of embarrassment for Nick.

Look at where we are now...

Nick is going to be dead this time next year the way he is going.

 

[thebigdream]

Kiwibros...we've been felted...this nibba really does have ODD (a behavioural problem otherwise only present in children). They need to study his brain for science.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Nick is going to be dead this time next year the way he is going.

For the sake of his kids I wish. He could only be a detriment to their lives while conscious/alive.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

He's going to get whatever money is left after the bank gets paid $307k plus penalties, legal fees, costs, and everything else they can Jew up.

The bank gets only gets what they are owed. That is all they are entitled to. (plus fees, goy). Nick gets what ever is left over.

Doesn't the trust own the house? Wouldn't the trust get the money? I know he's said before that he made the trust but he's a pathological liar and I know he hates that people know he's a trust fund kid. I don't know anything about Minnesota law or loans, that's something Nick and I have in common so I don't know.

For the sake of his kids I wish. He could only be a detriment to their lives while conscious/alive.

Maybe he was priming his 8 year old with coke to be his top earner one day.

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

Completely wild guess, doesn't the mortgage roughly line up with his "Worst Day Ever"? IIRC that was around May 2022, but maybe whatever events led up to that started earlier than we thought. Although I can't think of any reason he'd immediately need $300k, besides something like gambling or drug debts.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Holy shit. I just want to be a fly on the wall when Nick's parents catch wind (potentially already caught) of their retard son's latest fuck-up.

Going to go ahead and re-plop down my 80s sitcom head cannon about how the Rekietas handle their son's "growing moments".

Nick, having done it again, faces his parents. Bob puts his hands on his hips and gives Nick the stern frowny face he's given a million times before to let Nick know that this time is serious business. Celeste tells Nick that she knows he's a good boy, but he can't keep doing these things and drugs are horrible for him.

Nick, in his high-pitched faggot voice, yells that they don't know what they are talking about before storming out of the room.

Bob and Celeste turn to each other and share a little smile; Nick is still young, barely even 40, and they know that one day when he grows up he'll look back and realize how silly he has been.

Roll end credits with instrumental version of opening theme song.

 

[repentance]

So, he bought the house cash (probably with help from daddy), then while literally making thousands of dollars a day, he took out a mortgage on it? For what? To have more in his checking account to snort up his nose?

We knew about the mortgage being taken out. He kept talking about his plans for renovating. Of course he fucked up his gravy train after that.

I'm a bit surprised to see it going to auction so soon. That means all other options have failed. I guess they can always pull the other house off the market and move back into it, neglected as it is.

I do wonder if mumsy will buy the house at the foreclosure sale, though.

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Nick is a wild new kind of family annihilator. I couldn't do such horrible things if I was paid.

 

[Niggernerd]

You Scandinavian incel prude Karen's are coping. Hollywoods famous comedian Dax Herrera will save Nick with his untold riches stashed in the barbie dream mansion

 

[Rick Nekieta]

This nigger would have unironically been better off with a bankruptcy, which would have at least protected the primary residence.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My gut is telling me he may catch an arson charge in the future

He's not an arsonist, just a flamer.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Dear God this thread is spinning its wheels and retreading the same ground time and time again.

Nick, do something funny or kys already

This was immediately followed up (in highlights) with the foreclosure. You summoned the milk. You are the cow whisperer.

 

[Autistic Orson Welles]

The good news for him is that, with the sale in February and his trial scheduled for not much later next year, he'll probably only be homeless for a few months. Then he'll have a couch to crash on thanks to the State of Minnesota Penitentiary System for the next 15 years!