Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 304 26.6%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 811 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,144
An article from 2023 that sheds some light on Musk's piece of shit psycho of a father, who was allegedly a major reason why Musk went over to Maga, resulting in/ being a condition for Errol being friendly with Elon again.
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Note that Isaacson, the author of the biography, is a gigantic Elon Musk fanboy and lickspittle, so read it with that in mind.
 
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Musk just wants as much cheap labor slaves to work on his pet projects as possible. He sees himself as some kind of savior that will save humanity by taking us to mars and putting chips in our brains.
He's never seen anything besides throwing more expandable manpower at generating shiny baubles - in his case it's cheap, fancy rockets and mars colonizing pipe dreams for the state department. So the musk clan upgraded from slave drivers, who produce actual industrial raw materials, to just "idea people". Congrats.
 
He's never seen anything besides throwing more expandable manpower at generating shiny baubles - in his case it's cheap, fancy rockets and mars colonizing pipe dreams for the state department. So the musk clan upgraded from slave drivers, who produce actual industrial raw materials, to just "idea people". Congrats.
He wants slaves to work 80+ hours a week making mediocre EVs.

That's it
 
It is far too early to be saying that Musk has fatally wounded himself with his retardation.

He has been retarded before and it didn't seem to matter after a few months, who is to say that we won't see everything from the last week+, go the same way and not matter much?
Depends on the political impact.

It's not really a good look for "making America great again" when a prominent figure is flat-out insulting the country's citizens and stating his open desire to replace them with cheap Third World labor solely to undercut wages. Musk has no patriotism or sense of loyalty to the United States whatsoever and it's blatantly obvious.
 
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He's now using Kek imagery. I feel like I've stepped into a portal bizarro 2016. What the fuck is even happening anymore??
For me, this evokes imagery of a mortally wounded animal, writhing in pain and contorting its body into different shapes in a desperate attempt to flee its predator.
 
Do these slaves even have any cognitive ability to make an EV at even a mediocre grade? These things would parish if there is a strong enough solar flare.
No.
Elon likes the brownnosing more. He seethes a lot over the fact that MAGA isn't toeing the line for him. He goes full German over it in his Xitter spaces circlejerk, "Me and Donald are in charge why aren't they listening to us. It's so stupid. Agh. like it's extremely illogical." He does it in that really fast sperg voice while breathing more out of his nose straight into the mic.
 
No.
Elon likes the brownnosing more. He seethes a lot over the fact that MAGA isn't toeing the line for him. He goes full German over it in his Xitter spaces circlejerk, "Me and Donald are in charge why aren't they listening to us. It's so stupid. Agh. like it's extremely illogical." He does it in that really fast sperg voice while breathing more out of his nose straight into the mic.
at least the Germans can make a car
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He's now using Kek imagery. I feel like I've stepped into a portal bizarro 2016. What the fuck is even happening anymore??
Maybe, just maybe this will finally kill that fucking frog meme 9 years after it was already stale and boring. People wonder why sites like 4chan went to shit and it's because the same memes are regurgitated for a decade instead of anything new or original taking hold. For fuck sakes they deleted /qa/ because soyposting (something actually fun and new) was taking hold on that board.

Rant over, sorry if it's a bit off topic bit faggotron musk using this shit is proof of how nigger dark coal garbage this shit is.
 
The fact that Elon is in the running for Best Main Forum Lolcow speaks volumes about him. He's in a race with people like Daniel Larson, Andy Ditch, and KingCobra JFS for the title of most autistic loser on the internet this year.
It really shows that the idea that all smart people are rich and you can only be rich by working hard are lies.

Reminder there were other sped lolcows in the main forum too like pic related

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The fact Elon was nominated above a retard like this really says so much about him. Imagine being so rich yet end up being a lolcow. Even Trump when he had his thread, for all the lolcow worthy moments he had could not even compare to Elon.

Elon can't even become President to get this thread shut down, so there is guaranteed things to talk about him for the next few years unless he cleans up his act (lol) or gets stomped on like a goomba.
 
and still thinks KEK!! is the hip thing.
Not only is he like you friend's dad back in the day who tried too hard to be cool, and would pronounce all the hip bands' names slightly wrong, he's not even doing an accurate job being cringe. "Alright boys, buckled up back there? Ok, Im gonna throw in a sweet Nickelbag (Nickelback) CD and pump it, we are totally going to rock out as we slowly traverse the speedbumps in the town park to your little league game, so everyone can hear us totally shred!" <does air guitar and makes cringe face while driving with knee>. He's a human SNL skit re-run, this is like comedy manna from heaven.
 
It is far too early to be saying that Musk has fatally wounded himself with his retardation.

He has been retarded before and it didn't seem to matter after a few months, who is to say that we won't see everything from the last week+, go the same way and not matter much?

The parallels to Howard Hughes are uncanny. And even when Hughes was off his rocker he was still filthy rich. Unfortunately Elon’s wealth, like Hughes, is possibly too vast to squander.

Michael Jordan is kind of similar, he doesn’t do lolcow behavior like Elon but he is a gambling addict. Probably as addicted as BMJ. However he has so much money, and the Nike deal keeps printing new money for him, so he can’t go broke.

Tiger Woods actually faced consequences. The arrest and divorce materially hurt his brand, and he was still able to come back and win one last championship. If he hadn’t gone into the downfall as a billionaire he probably would’ve ended up in a Rekieta like situation.

So yeah billionaires as you can imagine have plot armor.
 
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